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| Author: | Zizou [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Men who say "I have to pee." |
Castrate yourself. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Is there anything you're NOT right about? 100% approved |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Agreed. My go to is "Bee arr bee. I have to tinkle." |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Im weird with stuff like this. Certain words and phrases just bother me. I prefer to say "I have to go to the little boys room" as the waitress approaches with the check |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
I don't care for the whole "I have to piss" phrase either or the real mature adults that make comments about having to "drain the main vein". Why say anything? Go do your business and go on with life. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
rogers park bryan wrote: Im weird with stuff like this. Certain words and phrases just bother me. I prefer to say "I have to go to the little boys room" as the waitress approaches with the check It's why I loved my trip to Europe a few months ago. They call it the toilet. Was wonderful to say "I'm going to the toilet" without anyone batting an eye, except for my GF at least. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
I say "I have to go make pee pee". Is that better? |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
RFDC wrote: I don't care for the whole "I have to piss" phrase either or the real mature adults that make comments about having to "drain the main vein". Why say anything? Go do your business and go on with life. "I gotta go see a man about a horse" - I think is appropriate, except possibly at weddings. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: RFDC wrote: I don't care for the whole "I have to piss" phrase either or the real mature adults that make comments about having to "drain the main vein". Why say anything? Go do your business and go on with life. "I gotta go see a man about a horse" - I think is appropriate, except possibly at weddings.  For you Dr. Ken that is completely acceptable
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Frank Coztansa wrote: There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character. 
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
I just go with "I'll be right back." Adds an air of mystery. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Frank Coztansa wrote: There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character. Nice! I am mad at myself for not thinking of this one. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
I pensively place my index finger on my chin and then utter "I believe I'll urinate." |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Sometimes I mix it up a little and go with, "I now choose to pee." People usually find that interesting. |
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| Author: | Zizou [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Zizou approved: Drain the weasel. Take a piss. Use the facilities. Go to the board room. And my father's favorite "Where's the shitter?" Side note: I do like the expression "Go piss up a rope." |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
can I still say "I have to go poopy?" |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
We are all adults. I prefer "Gotta hit the head." If you don't like it, I don't like you anyway. |
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| Author: | Zizou [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Only in the context of an adult baby fetish fantasy. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Douchebag wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character. Gary Miller was way funnier. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
leashyourkids wrote: We are all adults. I prefer "Gotta hit the head." If you don't like it, I don't like you anyway. Hatred |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Zizou wrote: Side note: I do like the expression "Go piss up a rope." I've only heard that ever in the deragatory sense ... as in 'go piss up a rope and chew on the wet end' ... an extended remix of 'fuck you' essentially. Why hasn't Moises "Pissyfingers" Alou made an appearance in this thread? |
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| Author: | spanky [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Don Tiny wrote: Why hasn't Moises "Pissyfingers" Alou made an appearance in this thread? BF banned him after he was chosen to be the Midwest Urea Expert? |
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| Author: | Chus [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: "I gotta go see a man about a horse" My father used to say that. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Zizou wrote: Side note: I do like the expression "Go piss up a rope." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7M3EEHYkJ0 |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
How about "I gotta go to the can and burn a mule"? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: How about "I gotta go to the can and burn a mule"? Johnny B? Blue Oyster Cult? I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' a mule .... |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Don Tiny wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: How about "I gotta go to the can and burn a mule"? Johnny B?[/i] That is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at anything on the radio when he played that answering machine greeting. In adult hindsight, it was likely fake but it was funny at the time. |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
Chus wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: "I gotta go see a man about a horse" My father used to say that. Yeah, mine too, though he would sometimes say he had "to go make a pair of pants for a fish." |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Men who say "I have to pee." |
At my age I say: Excuse me,I might have just gone pee-pee. |
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