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Author:  $5000 Suit [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:03 pm ]
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Normally I just laugh off his tales of which woman can "get it," but I listened to the guy Tuesday night use women as an analogy to sports. He is said football was his wife, baseball his first love and some other crap of that nature. Please get a woman Larry. You make enough to get you a high end disease free escort. And his shows still suck. How many years away is he from 40?
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Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:05 pm ]
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$5000 Suit wrote:
Normally I just laugh off his tales of which woman can "get it," but I listened to the guy Tuesday night use women as an analogy to sports. He is said football was his wife, baseball his first love and some other crap of that nature. Please get a woman Larry. You make enough to get you a high end disease free escort. And his shows still suck. How many years away is he from 40?
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It was football is his wife, baseball is his first love, and Basketball is the girl from Canada he dated.
At least he was self aware enough to laugh at himself with the Canada joke.

Author:  bigfan [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:15 pm ]
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Which one is the girl who calls in and he invites over?

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:24 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
Which one is the girl who calls in and he invites over?

Johnathan.

Author:  Dave In Champaign [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:25 pm ]
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"I'm the Ben Zobrist of the Score. And I'm ok with that."

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:57 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
$5000 Suit wrote:
Normally I just laugh off his tales of which woman can "get it," but I listened to the guy Tuesday night use women as an analogy to sports. He is said football was his wife, baseball his first love and some other crap of that nature. Please get a woman Larry. You make enough to get you a high end disease free escort. And his shows still suck. How many years away is he from 40?
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It was football is his wife, baseball is his first love, and Basketball is the girl from Canada he dated.
At least he was self aware enough to laugh at himself with the Canada joke.


If football was his wife, we'd all be watching soccer.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:58 pm ]
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He should be plus 3 or 4 wins over a replacement creep easily.

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:08 pm ]
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Dave In Champaign wrote:
"I'm the Ben Zobrist of the Score. And I'm ok with that."

Zobrist :lol:

He is more like Mike Fontenot

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:16 pm ]
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Fontenot's a good one. I was thinking Augie Ojeda.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:20 pm ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
Fontenot's a good one. I was thinking Augie Ojeda.


Remember Mic k Kelleher? He was pre-Augie

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:23 pm ]
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oh I remember him, Jimmy. Brutal.

Author:  Seacrest [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:23 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
Dave In Champaign wrote:
"I'm the Ben Zobrist of the Score. And I'm ok with that."

Zobrist :lol:

He is more like Mike Fontenot



You just knew that when you combined:

Kaplan + Bad Larry midday ratings = Leary looking for affirmation

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:35 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Darkside wrote:
$5000 Suit wrote:
Normally I just laugh off his tales of which woman can "get it," but I listened to the guy Tuesday night use women as an analogy to sports. He is said football was his wife, baseball his first love and some other crap of that nature. Please get a woman Larry. You make enough to get you a high end disease free escort. And his shows still suck. How many years away is he from 40?
Image

It was football is his wife, baseball is his first love, and Basketball is the girl from Canada he dated.
At least he was self aware enough to laugh at himself with the Canada joke.


If football was his wife, we'd all be watching soccer.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
God that's hilarious.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:42 pm ]
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Who is this?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:57 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
Fontenot's a good one. I was thinking Augie Ojeda.


Remember Mic k Kelleher? He was pre-Augie


Which Kelleher single was your favorite?

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:04 am ]
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$5000 Suit wrote:
Normally I just laugh off his tales of which woman can "get it," but I listened to the guy Tuesday night use women as an analogy to sports. He is said football was his wife, baseball his first love and some other crap of that nature. Please get a woman Larry. You make enough to get you a high end disease free escort. And his shows still suck. How many years away is he from 40?
Image

Suprised he didnt list hip hop as his misteress

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:20 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
Which one is the girl who calls in and he invites over?


See, if I were Sir, I would be working that show for any female groupie who might be out there. Sure you'd end up with a few Stephs showing up at the studio at 10 pm but there have to be enough acceptable one's to make it worth the effort a few times per week.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:23 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Which one is the girl who calls in and he invites over?


See, if I were Sir, I would be working that show for any female groupie who might be out there. Sure you'd end up with a few Stephs showing up at the studio at 10 pm but there have to be enough acceptable one's to make it worth the effort a few times per week.

Or take it a step further to the live shows and remotes

Is there any female easier than a sports radio fan at a bar on a weeknight?

Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:25 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Which one is the girl who calls in and he invites over?


See, if I were Sir, I would be working that show for any female groupie who might be out there. Sure you'd end up with a few Stephs showing up at the studio at 10 pm but there have to be enough acceptable one's to make it worth the effort a few times per week.

He said while filling in for Mac he's doing just fine in the women deparment thank you very much. I believe him.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:33 am ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Which one is the girl who calls in and he invites over?


See, if I were Sir, I would be working that show for any female groupie who might be out there. Sure you'd end up with a few Stephs showing up at the studio at 10 pm but there have to be enough acceptable one's to make it worth the effort a few times per week.

He said while filling in for Mac he's doing just fine in the women deparment thank you very much. I believe him.

He doesnt have trouble finding women, he just has trouble keeping them


As is often the case for Big City players

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:45 am ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Which one is the girl who calls in and he invites over?


See, if I were Sir, I would be working that show for any female groupie who might be out there. Sure you'd end up with a few Stephs showing up at the studio at 10 pm but there have to be enough acceptable one's to make it worth the effort a few times per week.

He said while filling in for Mac he's doing just fine in the women deparment thank you very much. I believe him.


Guys on the station were making fun of Manti Te'o and Aaron Rodgers for telling everyone how much they really, really, really, like women, but Laurence does that pretty much every time he's on the air. I don't know how that clown continues to go unmocked on that station.

How does he NOT know how that comes across? The more you talk about it, the less likely it is that you do it. Everyone learned that in jr. high and H.S.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:56 am ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Which one is the girl who calls in and he invites over?


See, if I were Sir, I would be working that show for any female groupie who might be out there. Sure you'd end up with a few Stephs showing up at the studio at 10 pm but there have to be enough acceptable one's to make it worth the effort a few times per week.

He said while filling in for Mac he's doing just fine in the women deparment thank you very much. I believe him.


No doubt but fine is not good enough for an aging nighttime radio talker.

Les and Mariotti both parlayed their entertainment credentials into vaginal bliss...LES AND MARIOTTI!

Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:01 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Which one is the girl who calls in and he invites over?


See, if I were Sir, I would be working that show for any female groupie who might be out there. Sure you'd end up with a few Stephs showing up at the studio at 10 pm but there have to be enough acceptable one's to make it worth the effort a few times per week.

He said while filling in for Mac he's doing just fine in the women deparment thank you very much. I believe him.


No doubt but fine is not good enough for an aging nighttime radio talker.

Les and Mariotti both parlayed their entertainment credentials into vaginal bliss...LES AND MARIOTTI!

Les is gifted per multiple sources.

Author:  bigfan [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:18 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Which one is the girl who calls in and he invites over?


See, if I were Sir, I would be working that show for any female groupie who might be out there. Sure you'd end up with a few Stephs showing up at the studio at 10 pm but there have to be enough acceptable one's to make it worth the effort a few times per week.

Or take it a step further to the live shows and remotes

Is there any female easier than a sports radio fan at a bar on a weeknight?


I will agree as to working it, or just working the younger female crowd that is more into sports than older broads, but I only know of my one first hand eye witness event of the girl who told me her sister went to Larrys house after calling in. And when your sister calls you ugly to a total stranger, you know she is not a looker.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:33 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
I will agree as to working it, or just working the younger female crowd that is more into sports than older broads, but I only know of my one first hand eye witness event of the girl who told me her sister went to Larrys house after calling in. And when your sister calls you ugly to a total stranger, you know she is not a looker.


Do you think each asked the other to wear a bag over their head?

Author:  Beardown [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:37 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
I will agree as to working it, or just working the younger female crowd that is more into sports than older broads, but I only know of my one first hand eye witness event of the girl who told me her sister went to Larrys house after calling in. And when your sister calls you ugly to a total stranger, you know she is not a looker.


While it's weird what Larry did, I also think it's quite dangerous and reckless. Both for Larry and CBS.

You can't ask strange callers to come to your apartment. What if it's a minor? Then, not only does Larry go to jail, but the Score gets sued.

And if Big Fan knows of this one incident, you can make the assumption that Larry does this quite a bit.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:40 am ]
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I'll bet Dean Richards has done the walk of shame home from Laurence's bachelor pad on at least one occasion.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:41 am ]
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I heard Sir got a girl's number off an AIDS walk list.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:00 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I heard Sir got a girl's number off an AIDS walk list.



I'm not entirely clear as to why I initially read that as an "AIDS watch list" .......

Author:  conns7901 [ Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:09 am ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
He should be plus 3 or 4 wins over a replacement creep easily.


:lol: :lol:

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