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Author: | SpiralStairs [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:35 am ] |
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Quote: The NFC game was the glorious crunch of humanoid beasts — particularly the Seattle secondary and the San Francisco linebackers – amid frenzied fans starved for a title. And the injury to NaVorro Bowman recalled a sound I heard in my own knee twelve years ago... Also: Quote: broken-down old quarterbacks hawking tumescent drugs I think the word your looking for here is tumescence. Unless of course the pills they are hawking are indeed engorged with blood. In which case, gross. |
Author: | SomeGuy [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:38 am ] |
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This has gotta be something BernSTINE puked out, right? |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:39 am ] |
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Navarro Bowman was quoted as screaming ACL. ICE. HOSPITAL. |
Author: | SpiralStairs [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:45 am ] |
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SomeGuy wrote: This has gotta be something BernSTINE puked out, right? http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/01/19/ ... up-sunday/ |
Author: | SomeGuy [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:12 am ] |
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SpiralStairs wrote: SomeGuy wrote: This has gotta be something BernSTINE puked out, right? http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/01/19/ ... up-sunday/ Bad. |
Author: | Peoria Matt [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:13 am ] |
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I wish Dan would make a career change. The negatives far outweigh the positives. |
Author: | Douchebag [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:52 am ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: Navarro Bowman was quoted as screaming ICE. |
Author: | sinicalypse [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:10 am ] |
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FOTStein wrote: A nice, perfunctory affair gave way to the nasty crackle of something mean and loud. Even after the game had ended, when Richard Sherman terrified Erin Andrews by channeling Clubber Lang. so hold on wait a minute, mister "big black studs" aka the #1 media proponent of the term "wang-whipping" is going to seriously hate on a glorious bit of verbal "wang-whipping" after the game? and don't give me that "poor erin andrews" crap, she's a sanctimonious bitch cuz when she left the ESPN mothership she was exposed to be so completely vapid and devoid of talent that they couldn't shove her into anything non-sideline-reporting due to her perpetual nemesis cogent thought, so now she's basically got this attitude like she's the queen of sideline reporting because since she's stuck doing that lowly thing that got her famous (you know, being a fine broad that people stare at despite her rather prodigious lack of a face) well DAMMIT she's kind of really a pretty big fucking deal, you know? the whole bernstein columnist thing is just plain ol annoying..... i mean if we didn't get him preaching-to/condescending-to/mocking us for ~4.5hrs a day it'd be one thing, but really this whole column exercise is just there for him to preach to his ALS choir with some shostak level e vocabulary to mask his intentionally bland/non-confrontational (save the occasional crusade against something nobody else has the balls to take on, like child rape) drivel that in this case is only really saying "i watched football on sunday. i enjoyed the second game. i'm going to watch the superbowl now (you should too)" --- groundbreaking stuff there, dan. these columns then turn around and fuel the stuff by ten foot midget where he comes out and starts his 670thescore.com career with the "OMFG I MADE IT I'M ONE OF THE BIG BOYS NOW" pseudo-intellectual column cuz imitation is really the sincerest form of "i'm in over my head here." |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:11 am ] |
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The quick, brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:24 am ] |
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His knee injury is a perpetual topic of conversation and writing. His wife must tell him to stfu when he tries to get sympathy for it more than a decade later |
Author: | Tad Queasy [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:06 pm ] |
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Dan Bernstein wrote: The NFC game was the glorious crunch of humanoid beasts — particularly the Seattle secondary and the San Francisco linebackers – amid frenzied fans starved for a title. Black people are sub-human. Got it. Keep calling other people racist, though. |
Author: | Rod [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:11 pm ] |
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good dolphin wrote: His knee injury is a perpetual topic of conversation and writing. His wife must tell him to stfu when he tries to get sympathy for it more than a decade later That knee injury was deinitely a watershed moment in his life. Probably on par with losing his virginity. Pussy. Condom. Bedroom. |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:12 pm ] |
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: good dolphin wrote: His knee injury is a perpetual topic of conversation and writing. His wife must tell him to stfu when he tries to get sympathy for it more than a decade later That knee injury was deinitely a watershed moment in his life. Probably on par with losing his virginity. Pussy. Condom. Bedroom. Escort Service. AIDS Test. Visa. |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:21 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: Escort Service. AIDS Test. Visa. |
Author: | denisdman [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:37 pm ] |
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The Seahawks/49's game was not great by any stretch. It was terribly sloppy in the 4th quarter. You had the feeling it would end on a turnover because both teams made numerous mistakes. This wasn't a Joe Montana or John Elway style comeback victory that we'll be talking about for years to come. Instead it was pure slop that was made worse a by a terrible goal line fumble recovery that wasn't and a running into the kicker penalty that was obviously a 15 yard variety. Harbaugh may act like a tool on the sideline, but he had several reasons to be pissed in that game. And Kapernick was a complete let down in the 4th. Was anybody impressed with Russell Wilson? |
Author: | redskingreg [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:10 pm ] |
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Comparing your 5'8.5" white knee to a Big Black Stud's is in poor taste, lil' Danny. |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:16 pm ] |
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This Tweet Matt Spiegel @MattSpiegel670 12m Cubs rooftop deal may be imminent May be imminent is an oxy moron is it not? |
Author: | Rod [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:17 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: This Tweet Matt Spiegel @MattSpiegel670 12m Cubs rooftop deal may be imminent May be imminent is an oxy moron is it not? I'll ask Jason Goff. |
Author: | Kirkwood [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:29 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: The Seahawks/49's game was not great by any stretch. It was terribly sloppy in the 4th quarter. You had the feeling it would end on a turnover because both teams made numerous mistakes. This wasn't a Joe Montana or John Elway style comeback victory that we'll be talking about for years to come. Instead it was pure slop that was made worse a by a terrible goal line fumble recovery that wasn't and a running into the kicker penalty that was obviously a 15 yard variety. Harbaugh may act like a tool on the sideline, but he had several reasons to be pissed in that game. And Kapernick was a complete let down in the 4th. Was anybody impressed with Russell Wilson? He didn't have an amazing game but I think he's very good. Wilson debatably had the worst weapons of all the playoff teams (NE in conversation). |
Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:49 pm ] |
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Kirkwood wrote: denisdman wrote: The Seahawks/49's game was not great by any stretch. It was terribly sloppy in the 4th quarter. You had the feeling it would end on a turnover because both teams made numerous mistakes. This wasn't a Joe Montana or John Elway style comeback victory that we'll be talking about for years to come. Instead it was pure slop that was made worse a by a terrible goal line fumble recovery that wasn't and a running into the kicker penalty that was obviously a 15 yard variety. Harbaugh may act like a tool on the sideline, but he had several reasons to be pissed in that game. And Kapernick was a complete let down in the 4th. Was anybody impressed with Russell Wilson? He didn't have an amazing game but I think he's very good. Wilson debatably had the worst weapons of all the playoff teams (NE in conversation). Wilson isnt that good IMO. A good defense and running game are why he has had success. He's a middle of the road QB to me. |
Author: | denisdman [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:51 pm ] |
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Wilson does not impress me at all. Middle of the road....he didn't do a thing in that game. |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:52 pm ] |
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Denis is obviously a Hank mult |
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