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Author:  Darkside [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Jeff Goldblum

You know what jackass just cause you play a smart guy in everything doesn't make you a smart guy you granola eatin soy milk motherfucker.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jeff Goldblum

Darkside wrote:
You know what jackass just cause you play a smart guy in everything doesn't make you a smart guy you granola eatin soy milk motherfucker.


Relax, Jeff Goldblum is fine.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jeff Goldblum

SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
You know what jackass just cause you play a smart guy in everything doesn't make you a smart guy you granola eatin soy milk motherfucker.


Relax, Jeff Goldblum is fine.

I don't think he's good looking at all.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jeff Goldblum

Darkside wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
You know what jackass just cause you play a smart guy in everything doesn't make you a smart guy you granola eatin soy milk motherfucker.


Relax, Jeff Goldblum is fine.

I don't think he's good looking at all.


Brundle-Fly is the goods.

Loved it when he blew his own brains out, or at least pantomimed the chick to do it.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jeff Goldblum

Image

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jeff Goldblum

Hey, hey, hey, don't you tell him to shut up!

You'd all be dead now if it weren't for my David!

None of you did anything to prevent this!

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jeff Goldblum

rogers park bryan wrote:
Hey, hey, hey, don't you tell him to shut up!

You'd all be dead now if it weren't for my David!

None of you did anything to prevent this!

:lol:
Noice.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Jeff Goldblum

Ah, the letter two.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Jeff Goldblum

Darkside wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Hey, hey, hey, don't you tell him to shut up!

You'd all be dead now if it weren't for my David!

None of you did anything to prevent this!

:lol:
Noice.

:D

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Jeff Goldblum

rogers park bryan wrote:
Hey, hey, hey, don't you tell him to shut up!

You'd all be dead now if it weren't for my David!

None of you did anything to prevent this!

Post of the day.

Author:  Seacrest [ Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jeff Goldblum

Darkside wrote:
You know what jackass just cause you play a smart guy in everything doesn't make you a smart guy you granola eatin soy milk motherfucker.



Never liked this guy.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jeff Goldblum

This SNL skit in which Goldblum (playing an astrophysicist...relating to Darko's point) is interviewed by Harry Caray is pretty funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrFUBKCONfs

A snippet:

Harry Caray: That's something else. Let me ask what's your favorite planet.

Dr. Ken Waller: Well, I don't have a favorite. I find them all fascinating there all a part of a-

Harry Caray: Mine's the sun. Always has been. I like it because it's like the king of planets.

Dr. Ken Waller: Well, Actually Harry it's not a planet it's a star.

Harry Caray: Well! Planet or starwhen that thing burns out were all gonna be dead.

Dr. Ken Waller: Well that's true but it's not gonna burn out for a very long time.

Harry Caray: I hope not. Dr. have you ever seen an eclipse.

Dr. Ken Waller: Ah! Yeah I've seen many.

Harry Caray: You know if you stare at it head on it'll burn your eyes out.

Dr. Ken Waller: Well it's not best to stare at the sun in an eclipse.

Harry Caray: Well it's hard not to. I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over a hour.

Dr. Ken Waller: Why would you do that?

Harry Caray: Curiosity I guess. Heck I'm curious as a cat. I have a couple of friends that call me whiskers.

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