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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | "have a nice day ! " |
I work outside. You know I work outside. There is no way I'm going to have a nice day as it continues to snow.....AGAIN. just don't say anything if it's going to be an automatic fake greeting. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "have a nice day ! " |
"I hope you die today" |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "have a nice day ! " |
Peoria Matt wrote: I work outside. You know I work outside. There is no way I'm going to have a nice day as it continues to snow.....AGAIN. just don't say anything if it's going to be an automatic fake greeting. Fine. Have a fucked up snowy shitty covered in salt and grime and snow in your boots melting each time you step inside to pee icicles and refreezing into ice causing your toes to freeze and turn blue and maybe fall the fuck off leaving you unable to jump or walk correctly and permanently affecting your ability to earn a decent living turning you into a food stamp using chaspopian freak day. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "have a nice day ! " |
You're soooo good lookin'! |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "have a nice day ! " |
this makes me think of carlin, who i think once posited that when people tell him to have a nice day it's some kind of a responsibility that he wishes that he didn't have bestowed upon him. or maybe i just thought that years ago and i'm that much congruent to carlin that our thoughts are eerily similar. the one similar for-sure carlinism is when he's at a 4 way stop sign and someone waves him on to go first. AU CONTRAIRE MON FRERE.... who died and made you a traffic cop? FUCK YOU, *YOU* GO FIRST. you're not going to command me around because quoteth walter sobchak "life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit" indeed, i think we're hitting that kind of sentimentality here where in the end people don't really think about the broader implications of the colloquialisms they're dishing out in order to seem superficially nice and peachy. HAVE A NICE DAY working outside in a frozen shithole? pfft.... blow me and take a few laps in my shoes and we'll see who's having the nice day! also props to frank with the late-entry seinfeld reference. he nailed it. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "have a nice day ! " |
Darkside wrote: Peoria Matt wrote: I work outside. You know I work outside. There is no way I'm going to have a nice day as it continues to snow.....AGAIN. just don't say anything if it's going to be an automatic fake greeting. Fine. Have a fucked up snowy shitty covered in salt and grime and snow in your boots melting each time you step inside to pee icicles and refreezing into ice causing your toes to freeze and turn blue and maybe fall the fuck off leaving you unable to jump or walk correctly and permanently affecting your ability to earn a decent living turning you into a food stamp using chaspopian freak day. That sounded like the Chevy Chase rant in Christmas Vacation. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "have a nice day ! " |
| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "have a nice day ! " |
Darkside wrote: Peoria Matt wrote: I work outside. You know I work outside. There is no way I'm going to have a nice day as it continues to snow.....AGAIN. just don't say anything if it's going to be an automatic fake greeting. Fine. Have a fucked up snowy shitty covered in salt and grime and snow in your boots melting each time you step inside to pee icicles and refreezing into ice causing your toes to freeze and turn blue and maybe fall the fuck off leaving you unable to jump or walk correctly and permanently affecting your ability to earn a decent living turning you into a food stamp using chaspopian freak day. Here was the perfect greeting I got today: Guy was shoveling his driveway. He looked up at me and said "I'm sick of this shit". That's something I can appreciate. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "have a nice day ! " |
You know what pisses me off? I'm scheduled to replace your furnace at 8am. It snowed 3 days ago and you couldn't be bothered to clear the goddamn drive, so now I'm trying to haul in a new furnace on a hand truck thru 6 inches of snow and you have the balls to say "oh be careful out there..." Fuck you |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "have a nice day ! " |
See, darko......doesn't that feel better? And to even things out, my neighbor cleared out our drive and sidewalk......" you don't need to be out here shoveling. I'm sure you've about had it with all this." God bless America. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "have a nice day ! " |
Darkside wrote: You know what pisses me off? I'm scheduled to replace your furnace at 8am. It snowed 3 days ago and you couldn't be bothered to clear the goddamn drive, so now I'm trying to haul in a new furnace on a hand truck thru 6 inches of snow and you have the balls to say "oh be careful out there..." Fuck you 
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| Author: | W_Z [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "have a nice day ! " |
Have a nice day. You want it when? |
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