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Author: | WayneStylie [ Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Chandler's Oscar Party |
Holy shit, bros, this was supposed to be killer. So T-Y and Chandy are all, "Bros let's have an Oscar party!" and I'm like, no? And they're all why. I'm like because I'm not a homo? They're like...no bro, chicks LOVE Oscar parties. They watch the red carpet bullshit and go cray all over the dresses and shit. It's supposed to like, make them all wet or whatever. So me and Trev are like...whatevs brah. If you're wrong about this you are gonna be sad as fuck. So they invite a bunch of chicks that we used to know and shit through Facebook. Like Chandler puts on an event and invites a bunch of hot chicks. Heather Boroguala, Alyssa Bates, Tara DiNardo, among others...I'd been wanting to bang Tara for like ever brah. So he orders a ton of shit from Taco Bell, which I'm all...I fuckin' love that shit. But girls aren't gonna want that shit. You gotta go with KFC. But he doesn't listen...so whatever. He also orders some pizzas and shit too...and we got like 40 people sayin' they're comin'. Chandler's pops is out of town and leaves him his sweet ass condo for the weekend. So we get all fucked up on Saturday while hittin' the town. But like...so we're expecting these bitches to show up around 5 or 6. But nothin'...dude, NO ONE shows up...it's just me, Brendan, Brendan's bitch ass girlfriend, Chandy, T-Y, and Trev. Troy was MIA, bro I don't know what the fuck happened with that bromosapien. Last time I saw him he was doin' the cha cha slide at Megan Pfistic's house party last summer. But yeah so like...we eat all this shitty food, and get fucked up...and I'm all I don't give a shit about some long haired ass dude givin his mom a pizza slice! Where the fuck are the chicks at? I want some action! Man fuck this, fuck this "Gravity" bullshit ass--I'm supposed to care about some 40 year old snatch stuck up in space? And some black and white bullshit about some grumpy old man yellin' at MacGruber? The Oscars blow, bro. We were sad as fuck but Chandler swore up and down they were comin'...so he posts this sad status on his FB this morning like a wad... Too many Oscars, not enough Golden Globes. Like what the fuck is that weaksauce bruh? So I think all these bitches unfriended him. But he's still fucking following them on instagram. I told him he's gonna get fuckin' arrested for harassment if he keeps it up. He's such a dumbfuck. Fuck the Oscars, brah. For reals. |
Author: | bigfan [ Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:01 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
You been missing some easy targets lately. This would be 'Missys" OSCAR party that Wayne and his bros went to and was so lame, but they went anyways because of the hot chicks that would be there. Not even a poser of a single hetero guy is having an Oscars party |
Author: | Zizou [ Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:04 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
One of the worst mults. Sorry to whomever you are. I'd rather read Mangino---and he was awful. |
Author: | bigfan [ Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:08 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
It is a very ironic mult in my mind |
Author: | Colonel Angus [ Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:20 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
Chandler wrote: Could this party be any more lame?
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Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:23 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
Zizou wrote: One of the worst mults. Sorry to whomever you are. I'd rather read Mangino---and he was awful. I've never agreed with the first part and completely disagreed with second part of a post as much as this Well done Which mults you like? |
Author: | Seacrest [ Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
Zizou wrote: I'd rather read Mangino---and he was awful. Wars have been started over lesser statements than this. |
Author: | RFDC [ Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:41 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
Anyone that doesn't like Mangino is a commie bastard |
Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:59 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
I agree, Zach does suck |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
what bigfan actually wrote: I know who it is and you don't, ha ha ha!
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Author: | Tad Queasy [ Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
Wayne kind of looks like a guy who lived on my floor freshman year of college. He was an actor, and moved to CA and was in a few sitcoms and a bunch of TV movies...as actors often do. |
Author: | Colonel Angus [ Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:25 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
Tad Queasy wrote: Wayne kind of looks like a guy who lived on my floor freshman year of college. He was an actor, and moved to CA and was in a few sitcoms and a bunch of TV movies...as actors often do. Who was it? |
Author: | Tad Queasy [ Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:37 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
Colonel Angus wrote: Tad Queasy wrote: Wayne kind of looks like a guy who lived on my floor freshman year of college. He was an actor, and moved to CA and was in a few sitcoms and a bunch of TV movies...as actors often do. Who was it? Paul Scherrer. Apparently he hasn't been in anything since 2001: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0771121/ |
Author: | Zizou [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:39 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
rogers park bryan wrote: Zizou wrote: One of the worst mults. Sorry to whomever you are. I'd rather read Mangino---and he was awful. I've never agreed with the first part and completely disagreed with second part of a post as much as this Well done Which mults you like? Honestly, not many. Most were just coma-inducing in their tedium. The "jokes" were shit befitting a CBS primetime sitcom. I can't really cast stones, though, considering my own history. But hey if it amuses you what's the harm? I liked Dim O'Braincell, Rooney (at times), Potter, and Evil Jack. Maybe a few more but I can't remember any other names right now. |
Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:48 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
Zizou wrote: I liked Dim O'Braincell, Rooney (at times), Potter, and Evil Jack. Maybe a few more but I can't remember any other names right now. Quite naturally. |
Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:24 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
devin and michael jeffery jordan are good. rip bobby heenan |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
Dr Ken is the mult king Gekko was great, too I used to love the mults made for one post. I understand it was a pain in the ass for BigFan but when someone created Capt Jack Ross mult just to respond to a post saying "So it was approximately 22 minutes by foot?" I lolololololololold |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
I tried making a CarnacTheMagnificent mult a couple weeks ago. It did not get approved |
Author: | Hawg Ass [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:58 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
Frank Coztansa wrote: I tried making a CarnacTheMagnificent mult a couple weeks ago. It did not get approved There's a relief!!! |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:01 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
Don't celebrate yet. My "Hawg's Easter Carp" mult request hasn't been denied just yet! |
Author: | FavreFan [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
Zizou wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Zizou wrote: One of the worst mults. Sorry to whomever you are. I'd rather read Mangino---and he was awful. I've never agreed with the first part and completely disagreed with second part of a post as much as this Well done Which mults you like? Honestly, not many. Most were just coma-inducing in their tedium. The "jokes" were shit befitting a CBS primetime sitcom. I can't really cast stones, though, considering my own history. But hey if it amuses you what's the harm? I liked Dim O'Braincell, Rooney (at times), Potter, and Evil Jack. Maybe a few more but I can't remember any other names right now. In general, I agree with this and have complained about unfunny mults as much as anyone here, but Mangino was awesome. Couldn't disagree more with you on him. |
Author: | denisdman [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:07 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
I don't know if Gloopan is a mult, but his avatar always made me laugh. |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:15 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
denisdman wrote: I don't know if Gloopan is a mult, but his avatar always made me laugh. Me too. Especially when Mac responds to him and you think about Mac sitting there arguing with a guy with a NO MAC ALLOWED avatar |
Author: | Colonel Angus [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:27 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
Gloopan & SID are KS mults that BF hasn't deleted yet. |
Author: | bigfan [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
Frank Coztansa wrote: what bigfan actually wrote: I know who it is and you don't, ha ha ha! Ever notice Frank get upset at things? Especially the things I do? |
Author: | Darkside [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:41 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
bigfan wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: what bigfan actually wrote: I know who it is and you don't, ha ha ha! Ever notice Frank get upset at things? Especially the things I do? Maybe it's you. |
Author: | bigfan [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:08 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
I have never considered that as a possible option |
Author: | Darkside [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
bigfan wrote: I have never considered that as a possible option There was a guy that I worked with back in my office days, he had that swamp ass that chubby guys who don't wash their butts have. He'd ask all the time... what's that smell. Finally one day the old broad receptionist told him it's you... your butt always smells. |
Author: | bigfan [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:11 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
So, you are saying frank is behind me? |
Author: | Darkside [ Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:12 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chandler's Oscar Party |
bigfan wrote: So, you are saying frank is behind me? I just love the puppy love you two share. |
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