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Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:25 am ]
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Need to go die in a fire. Some asshole stole my Doritos and bottle of water. Thanks for at least leaving the sandwich motherfucker. Might as well have taken that as well since I'll be hitting up a fast food joint now.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:28 am ]
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The lowest of the low


Who ARE these people? Seriously? Do they just keep checking the fridge til they see something they like? Do they eat in hiding?

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:30 am ]
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We have had an issue here with peanut butter disappearing. Most likely its the cleaning people.

Author:  RFDC [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:31 am ]
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Goggles?

yeah I don't get this either. Seems like something that would happen with kids, not adults in a place of business.

But we have had it happen here recently as well. Someone had 2 pieces of pizza taken and another one had a Subway sandwich taken.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:31 am ]
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Now, these people are truly savages.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:31 am ]
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Author:  Brick [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:35 am ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Need to go die in a fire. Some asshole stole my Doritos and bottle of water. Thanks for at least leaving the sandwich motherfucker. Might as well have taken that as well since I'll be hitting up a fast food joint now.
I'm sure they don't see anything morally wrong with it! It is their duty to steal lunches.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:39 am ]
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I bet these bastards are the same people that recline back in their airplane seat.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:41 am ]
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I do it all the time. No rules against it. :lol:

Author:  Brick [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:42 am ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
I do it all the time. No rules against it. :lol:
Yup. Stealing is completely legal.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:43 am ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
I do it all the time. No rules against it. :lol:



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Author:  Kirkwood [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:45 am ]
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Hawg Ass wrote:
I bet these bastards are the same people that recline back in their airplane seat.

While leaving their seat reclined to go poop.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:45 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
I do it all the time. No rules against it. :lol:
Yup. Stealing is completely legal.

It is?

Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:45 am ]
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RFDC wrote:
Someone had 2 pieces of pizza taken


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Stray pieces of pizza in a community fridge are fair game; default assumption being they're leftovers from a work-sponsored and paid-for lunch meeting.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:47 am ]
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no name? I figure it was abandoned.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:48 am ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
I bet these bastards are the same people that recline back in their airplane seat.

While leaving their seat reclined to go poop.

:lol:

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:49 am ]
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NearWessSideHussra wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Someone had 2 pieces of pizza taken


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Stray pieces of pizza in a community fridge are fair game; default assumption being they're leftovers from a work-sponsored and paid-for lunch meeting.

Unless its in a paper bag or something that makes it obvious its from someone's home

Author:  Brick [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:50 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
I do it all the time. No rules against it. :lol:
Yup. Stealing is completely legal.

It is?
I'm not going to cry about FavreFan's lunch when corporations are stealing millions from my personal bank account every day.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:52 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
I do it all the time. No rules against it. :lol:
Yup. Stealing is completely legal.

It is?
I'm not going to cry about FavreFan's lunch when corporations are stealing millions from my personal bank account every day.

You have millions in your personal bank account?

Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:52 am ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
no name? I figure it was abandoned.


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Author:  Brick [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:53 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
You have millions in your personal bank account?
Did you not see the part about corporations stealing it?

Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:55 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
NearWessSideHussra wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Someone had 2 pieces of pizza taken




Stray pieces of pizza in a community fridge are fair game; default assumption being they're leftovers from a work-sponsored and paid-for lunch meeting.

Unless its in a paper bag or something



What kind of selfish, broke-ass, low-life prick co-opts company purchased pizza slices for themselves?

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:59 am ]
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NearWessSideHussra wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
NearWessSideHussra wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Someone had 2 pieces of pizza taken




Stray pieces of pizza in a community fridge are fair game; default assumption being they're leftovers from a work-sponsored and paid-for lunch meeting.

Unless its in a paper bag or something



What kind of selfish, broke-ass, low-life prick co-opts company purchased pizza slices for themselves?

Im talking about brought from home


We had people bring in tupperware to bring some home a couple times. Shameless.

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:03 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
The lowest of the low


Who ARE these people? Seriously? Do they just keep checking the fridge til they see something they like? Do they eat in hiding?

All important questions. I don't have answers. Although I do suspect Hatchetman would be one of these people.

Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:04 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:


We had people bring in tupperware to bring some home a couple times. Shameless.



People you work with everyday planned ahead and brought in containers to scoop up and take home leftovers from a work pizza lunch? That's so far beyond anything that you can only:

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Author:  Bagels [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:06 pm ]
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never understood this

i'm pretty particular about my food...why would i steal a sandwich from someone when they could have had the lunchmeat sitting out on the counter for a week , or made the sandwich after taking a dump and not washing their hands

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:07 pm ]
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NearWessSideHussra wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:


We had people bring in tupperware to bring some home a couple times. Shameless.



People you work with everyday planned ahead and brought in containers to scoop up and take home leftovers from a work pizza lunch? That's so far beyond anything that you can only:

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Just to add to it

These people worked on the trading floor and they enjoyed NEVER going to the office (i.e. Leaving the minute the market closed) unless we had food


So they would have been damned if they were gonna stay 20 mins late for a free lunch.


They're all gone now.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:08 pm ]
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In all honesty, it's the same people that do whatever they want regardless of how it affects others. 'long as I'm more comfortable, fuck you.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:13 pm ]
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Just put booby-trapped food in the fridge. Like a shit sandwich. That will teach those fuckers.

Author:  Godfella [ Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:25 pm ]
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We had a "lunch stealer" here at work for a while. It is a 3 shift - 24 hour place so it took a while to figure out who was doing the deed.

One guy in particular had his lunch taken one too many times and finally had enough.

Long story short, he "planted" a nice tupperware bowl of stew made with enough chicken wormer mixed in to keep a grown man in the bathroom for hours.

Out of 100+ employees, only one guy called in sick the day after the stew "disappeared" from the fridge. When he sheepishly returned after his sick day - he looked like he had battled the flu for a week.

Nothing was ever taken from that day on.

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