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Author:  SpiralStairs [ Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Texas Movie Theater Patrons

I feel this could belong in Shoutouts too because the way I'm imagining this story unfold in my head is rigoddamnediculous:

Quote:
Texas man killed in cinema parking lot after argument about movie

AUSTIN, Texas (Reuters) - A man who argued with two other movie goers about the ending of a film was struck outside the cinema by a truck driven by his adversaries and killed, the Harris County Sheriff's Office said on Monday.

The men's discussion of the film grew more heated as the three left the theater and went to the parking lot after the late Sunday evening film. Two of the men then got into a pickup truck.

"The driver of the truck put the vehicle in reverse striking the victim and knocking him to the ground," it said. The truck then sped away.

The victim later died at a hospital, the sheriff for the Houston-area county said without identifying the man.

The office would not name the film but witnesses told KHOU-TV that it was "300: Rise of an Empire," a Greek-era action film steeped in battle scenes.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Texas Movie Theater Patrons

You could've stopped @ "Texas".

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:30 pm ]
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Come on

300?

Author:  SomeGuy [ Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:34 pm ]
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Some people run other people over because of an argument over a movie....

...and some people run other peoples kids over because their parents have a college fund for them.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:34 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Come on

300?

They were arguing whether or not Jesus was actually in it.

Author:  bigfan [ Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:36 pm ]
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fire and Passion!

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:41 pm ]
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I am seriously still having trouble comprehending this. These dudes went down to the cineplex with the expressed intention of enjoying a nice homoerotic adventure film yet can't get themselves home without running down a motherfucking with their car? Because of a disagreement about the ending of the movie? WHAT?!?!??!?!?!?!?

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:59 pm ]
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This guy would still be alive if cars were illegal.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:04 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
This guy would still be alive if cars were illegal.


Asshole like that would've used a straw purchaser, or bought the car online. :D

Author:  Nas [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Texas Movie Theater Patrons

You had me at Texas. Did they secede yet?

Author:  Chus [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:52 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
You had me at Texas. Did they secede yet?


They will as soon as someone explains what the word 'secede' means, to Rick Perry.

Author:  Nas [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:53 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
Nas wrote:
You had me at Texas. Did they secede yet?


They will as soon as someone explains what the word 'secede' means, to Rick Perry.


They were a country once so let them become one again. They are one of the takers states.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Texas Movie Theater Patrons

With all this shooting and internet piracy you d think the price of a damn ticket would stop rising

Author:  Nas [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:56 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
With all this shooting and internet piracy you d think the price of a damn ticket would stop rising


That's why it keeps rising. These places won't pay for themselves.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:56 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
With all this shooting and internet piracy you d think the price of a damn ticket would stop rising


That's why it keeps rising. These places won't pay for themselves.

That's a hell of a supply demand situation

Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Texas Movie Theater Patrons

Nas wrote:
Chus wrote:
Nas wrote:
You had me at Texas. Did they secede yet?


They will as soon as someone explains what the word 'secede' means, to Rick Perry.


They were a country once so let them become one again. They are one of the takers states.


Eh, 25 million people and a trillion dollar GDP? I would sure like them to stay part of the Union.

Author:  Nas [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Texas Movie Theater Patrons

SomeGuy wrote:
Nas wrote:
Chus wrote:
Nas wrote:
You had me at Texas. Did they secede yet?


They will as soon as someone explains what the word 'secede' means, to Rick Perry.


They were a country once so let them become one again. They are one of the takers states.


Eh, 25 million people and a trillion dollar GDP? I would sure like them to stay part of the Union.


They take more money from the federal government than they pay in taxes. That doesn't sound like a great deal to me. That state would be helpless outside of the union.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:16 pm ]
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Nas wrote:

They take more money from the federal government than they pay in taxes. That doesn't sound like a great deal to me. That state would be helpless outside of the union.


Looks like someone took their dumb dumb pills tonight!

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Texas Movie Theater Patrons

Nas wrote:
Chus wrote:
Nas wrote:
You had me at Texas. Did they secede yet?


They will as soon as someone explains what the word 'secede' means, to Rick Perry.


They were a country once so let them become one again. They are one of the takers states.

Agreed, the takers need to go. We should start with DC.

Author:  Nas [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Texas Movie Theater Patrons

SomeGuy wrote:
Nas wrote:

They take more money from the federal government than they pay in taxes. That doesn't sound like a great deal to me. That state would be helpless outside of the union.


Looks like someone took their dumb dumb pills tonight!


I hope you ate first. You shouldn't take them on an empty stomach.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Texas Movie Theater Patrons

Nas wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Nas wrote:

They take more money from the federal government than they pay in taxes. That doesn't sound like a great deal to me. That state would be helpless outside of the union.


Looks like someone took their dumb dumb pills tonight!


I hope you ate first. You shouldn't take them on an empty stomach.


Ahahahaahaha.......oh brother!

Author:  Nas [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Texas Movie Theater Patrons

SomeGuy wrote:
Nas wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Nas wrote:

They take more money from the federal government than they pay in taxes. That doesn't sound like a great deal to me. That state would be helpless outside of the union.


Looks like someone took their dumb dumb pills tonight!


I hope you ate first. You shouldn't take them on an empty stomach.


Ahahahaahaha.......oh brother!


It's good for the soul.

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