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Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:06 pm ]
Post subject:  7

It's the only single-digit number that requires two syllables to say. It has bothered me for years. And don't come at me with that "zero" bullshit. Zero is unique.

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

leashyourkids wrote:
Zero is unique.

He prefers to be called Lawrence.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Ballerina comes up to a composer, says "I want to commission a song from you for a piece I'm choreographing." Composer goes "oh, great, what sort of piece shall I write?" Ballerina says "well, I want it to be on piano, about 100 beats per minute, and because I really want to get some attention for this, I want it to be in 7/4 time." He's busy, so it goesn't get written till the night before the recital. So he's at dress rehearsal and sits down to play his brand-new composition as the ballerina dances. It's a total disaster. She's completely out of sync with the music, she's weeping. She screams "WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE BEAT? IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE!" Composer goes "what? I wrote it just like you wanted! 100 beats per minute and it's in 7/4 time!" "YES," she cried, "ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE-SIX-SEV-EN, ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE-SIX-SEV-EN..."

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Darkside wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Zero is unique.

He prefers to be called Lawrence.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And that is a great fucking fact Leash.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Curious Hair wrote:
Ballerina comes up to a composer, says "I want to commission a song from you for a piece I'm choreographing." Composer goes "oh, great, what sort of piece shall I write?" Ballerina says "well, I want it to be on piano, about 100 beats per minute, and because I really want to get some attention for this, I want it to be in 7/4 time." He's busy, so it goesn't get written till the night before the recital. So he's at dress rehearsal and sits down to play his brand-new composition as the ballerina dances. It's a total disaster. She's completely out of sync with the music, she's weeping. She screams "WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE BEAT? IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE!" Composer goes "what? I wrote it just like you wanted! 100 beats per minute and it's in 7/4 time!" "YES," she cried, "ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE-SIX-SEV-EN, ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE-SIX-SEV-EN..."


Exactly.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Hawg Ass wrote:
Darkside wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Zero is unique.

He prefers to be called Lawrence.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And that is a great fucking fact Leash.


This is serious business guys.

Author:  spmack [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Image

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

leashyourkids wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Darkside wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Zero is unique.

He prefers to be called Lawrence.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And that is a great fucking fact Leash.


This is serious business guys.

Leash, you don't have a fucking serious bone in your body, unless we are talking Rocky.

Author:  RFDC [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

It is the perfect baby name.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

RFDC wrote:
It is the perfect baby name.

Yes, if it is Seven And Seven.

Author:  spmack [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Image





W_Z wrote:
:roll: Overated

Author:  Rod [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Denied.

7 was the number of the great Mickey Charles Mantle. That's why I always wore it when I could get it.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Why was 6 afraid of 7?






Because 7, 8, 9.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Denied.

7 was the number of the great Mickey Charles Mantle. That's why I always wore it when I could get it.


Oh, so you're one of the assholes who made the scorekeeper squeeze out an extra syllable when anyone asked who was on deck, huh?

Author:  spmack [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Denied.

7 was the number of the great Mickey Charles Mantle. That's why I always wore it when I could get it.


StoneJORRoses

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Colonel Angus wrote:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?






Because 7, 8, 9.

You are a jerk for making me laugh at. :lol:

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Hawg Ass wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?




You would.

Because 7, 8, 9.

You are a jerk for making me laugh at. :lol:

Author:  spanky [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

RFDC wrote:
It is the perfect baby name.

There's a kid on my son's baseball team named 7. First one I've ever met.

Author:  bigfan [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Does he sign his name as SEVEN or 7? What number is he? lol

Author:  spanky [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

bigfan wrote:
Does he sign his name as SEVEN or 7? What number is he? lol

It's "seven".
His number is in the 30's.......I made sure that wasn't gonna happen. lol

Author:  bigfan [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

what number does he bat?

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Denied. Awesome Prince song.

Author:  spanky [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

bigfan wrote:
what number does he bat?

First game Monday (not the 7th day of the week) :lol:

Author:  spmack [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

He should bat 7th in the lineup and play LF.

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

You're upset about a kid named Seven but you all would say Six was hot.

Author:  bigfan [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Darkside wrote:
You're upset about a kid named Seven but you all would say Six was hot.


I don't think anyone is upset or is this another one of your ploys?

It might even be Compensable!

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

I don't drink enough to read threads like these .....

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

Image

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 7

bigfan wrote:
Darkside wrote:
You're upset about a kid named Seven but you all would say Six was hot.


I don't think anyone is upset or is this another one of your ploys?

It might even be Compensable!

Ploy?

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