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Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | 7 |
It's the only single-digit number that requires two syllables to say. It has bothered me for years. And don't come at me with that "zero" bullshit. Zero is unique. |
Author: | Darkside [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
leashyourkids wrote: Zero is unique. He prefers to be called Lawrence. |
Author: | Curious Hair [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:11 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Ballerina comes up to a composer, says "I want to commission a song from you for a piece I'm choreographing." Composer goes "oh, great, what sort of piece shall I write?" Ballerina says "well, I want it to be on piano, about 100 beats per minute, and because I really want to get some attention for this, I want it to be in 7/4 time." He's busy, so it goesn't get written till the night before the recital. So he's at dress rehearsal and sits down to play his brand-new composition as the ballerina dances. It's a total disaster. She's completely out of sync with the music, she's weeping. She screams "WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE BEAT? IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE!" Composer goes "what? I wrote it just like you wanted! 100 beats per minute and it's in 7/4 time!" "YES," she cried, "ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE-SIX-SEV-EN, ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE-SIX-SEV-EN..." |
Author: | Hawg Ass [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:13 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Darkside wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Zero is unique. He prefers to be called Lawrence. And that is a great fucking fact Leash. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Curious Hair wrote: Ballerina comes up to a composer, says "I want to commission a song from you for a piece I'm choreographing." Composer goes "oh, great, what sort of piece shall I write?" Ballerina says "well, I want it to be on piano, about 100 beats per minute, and because I really want to get some attention for this, I want it to be in 7/4 time." He's busy, so it goesn't get written till the night before the recital. So he's at dress rehearsal and sits down to play his brand-new composition as the ballerina dances. It's a total disaster. She's completely out of sync with the music, she's weeping. She screams "WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE BEAT? IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE!" Composer goes "what? I wrote it just like you wanted! 100 beats per minute and it's in 7/4 time!" "YES," she cried, "ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE-SIX-SEV-EN, ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE-SIX-SEV-EN..." Exactly. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:18 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Hawg Ass wrote: Darkside wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Zero is unique. He prefers to be called Lawrence. And that is a great fucking fact Leash. This is serious business guys. |
Author: | spmack [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:18 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Author: | Hawg Ass [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:20 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
leashyourkids wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Darkside wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Zero is unique. He prefers to be called Lawrence. And that is a great fucking fact Leash. This is serious business guys. Leash, you don't have a fucking serious bone in your body, unless we are talking Rocky. |
Author: | RFDC [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
It is the perfect baby name. |
Author: | Hawg Ass [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:38 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
RFDC wrote: It is the perfect baby name. Yes, if it is Seven And Seven. |
Author: | spmack [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:44 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
W_Z wrote: Overated
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Author: | Rod [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Denied. 7 was the number of the great Mickey Charles Mantle. That's why I always wore it when I could get it. |
Author: | Colonel Angus [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Denied. 7 was the number of the great Mickey Charles Mantle. That's why I always wore it when I could get it. Oh, so you're one of the assholes who made the scorekeeper squeeze out an extra syllable when anyone asked who was on deck, huh? |
Author: | spmack [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Denied. 7 was the number of the great Mickey Charles Mantle. That's why I always wore it when I could get it. StoneJORRoses |
Author: | Hawg Ass [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:57 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Colonel Angus wrote: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9. You are a jerk for making me laugh at. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Hawg Ass wrote: Colonel Angus wrote: Why was 6 afraid of 7? You would. Because 7, 8, 9. You are a jerk for making me laugh at. |
Author: | spanky [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:39 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
RFDC wrote: It is the perfect baby name. There's a kid on my son's baseball team named 7. First one I've ever met. |
Author: | bigfan [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Does he sign his name as SEVEN or 7? What number is he? lol |
Author: | spanky [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:39 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
bigfan wrote: Does he sign his name as SEVEN or 7? What number is he? lol It's "seven". His number is in the 30's.......I made sure that wasn't gonna happen. lol |
Author: | bigfan [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:43 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
what number does he bat? |
Author: | Telegram Sam [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:43 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Denied. Awesome Prince song. |
Author: | spanky [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
bigfan wrote: what number does he bat? First game Monday (not the 7th day of the week) |
Author: | spmack [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
He should bat 7th in the lineup and play LF. |
Author: | Darkside [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
You're upset about a kid named Seven but you all would say Six was hot. |
Author: | bigfan [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:00 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Darkside wrote: You're upset about a kid named Seven but you all would say Six was hot. I don't think anyone is upset or is this another one of your ploys? It might even be Compensable! |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:14 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
I don't drink enough to read threads like these ..... |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:23 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:37 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 7 |
bigfan wrote: Darkside wrote: You're upset about a kid named Seven but you all would say Six was hot. I don't think anyone is upset or is this another one of your ploys? It might even be Compensable! Ploy? |
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