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redskingreg

Post subject: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:02 am

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Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.
Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.
Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.
Details about what triggered the incident were not available.
Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer.
His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out," which was included on the soundtrack of the 2004 film "Blade: Trinity," according to the Internet Movie Database.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:03 am

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Why does Greg hate Darko so much?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:07 am

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So he's a douchebag......for his mental illness?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:09 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

So he's a douchebag......for his mental illness?

Does cutting your peepee off classify you as mentally ill?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:13 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

So he's a douchebag......for his mental illness?

Does cutting your peepee off classify you as mentally ill?

Seriously?

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:14 am

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I think he'll survive a CSFMB DBOTW nomination.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:17 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

So he's a douchebag......for his mental illness?

Does cutting your peepee off classify you as mentally ill?

Seriously?

I don't know, I can't imaging cutting off my peepee.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:18 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

So he's a douchebag......for his mental illness?

Does cutting your peepee off classify you as mentally ill?

Seriously?

I don't know, I can't imaging cutting off my peepee.

Most people can't.

I hope he gets help. Glad he didn't hurt anyone else...

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Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:23 am

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Maybe he just had a vision of a musical collaboration with Against Me.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:39 am

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:46 am

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redskingreg wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:50 am

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He must've really sucked as a Wu Tang affiliate because RPB has not commented in either thread.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:15 am

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spmack wrote:

He must've really sucked as a Wu Tang affiliate because RPB has not commented in either thread.

He was in one of the 20 or 30 side projects RZA did over the years.

I hope he's ok. I hate stories like these and prefer to not even joke about them (freaky)

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:17 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

spmack wrote:

He must've really sucked as a Wu Tang affiliate because RPB has not commented in either thread.

He was in one of the 20 or 30 side projects RZA did over the years.

I hope he's ok. I hate stories like these and prefer to not even joke about them (freaky)

Me too...meanwhile, are you going to see Brick Mansions next Thursday at midnight? Every time I see the commercial I think of you.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:21 am

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Im afraid RZA might be over exposed in this one. He's a decent actor with small roles. Not sure he has main bad guy skills

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:17 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

I hate stories like these and prefer to not even joke about them (freaky)

Careful. If you don't join in it could be considered "judging".

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Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:48 am

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That guys got no balls

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Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:52 am

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Well according to the story, that's actually all he has.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:53 am

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Apparently the re-attachment didn't work from what I was just reading.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:56 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

I hate stories like these and prefer to not even joke about them (freaky)

Careful. If you don't join in it could be considered "judging".

Take a breather because you're you're all outta breath on this one, champ

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:00 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

I hate stories like these and prefer to not even joke about them (freaky)

Careful. If you don't join in it could be considered "judging".

Take a breather because you're you're all outta breath on this one, champ

Thanks for the advice, sport.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:11 pm

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Jay:I don't want nobody calling me son or kid or sport or nothing like that, cool?

Kay: Cool, whatever you say, slick.

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Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:12 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Apparently the re-attachment didn't work from what I was just reading.

He's in for a long recovery, amirite Hawger?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:38 pm

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spmack wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Apparently the re-attachment didn't work from what I was just reading.

He's in for a long recovery, amirite Hawger?

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:00 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

So he's a douchebag......for his mental illness?

Does cutting your peepee off classify you as mentally ill?

Seriously?

I don't know, I can't imaging cutting off my peepee.

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:04 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

So he's a douchebag......for his mental illness?

Does cutting your peepee off classify you as mentally ill?

I would say yes

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:07 pm

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No man with the last name Johnson should ever do something like that.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:08 pm

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@ juiced and Nas

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:23 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

I hate stories like these and prefer to not even joke about them (freaky)

Careful. If you don't join in it could be considered "judging".

I dont really mean it in a sympathetic way. Its the physical part. Id just rahter not think about it.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Andre Johnson

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:26 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

I hate stories like these and prefer to not even joke about them (freaky)

Careful. If you don't join in it could be considered "judging".

I dont really mean it in a sympathetic way. Its the physical part. Id just rahter not think about it.

Yeah, there is a lot of blood that goes to that particular body part.

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