He was ejected after the umps noticed some dirt on his neck.

He had to be one of the dumbest kids playing hide & seek.

Everybody else running and hiding, Michael just gonna stand behind this tree right here...

"That's our Michael. He can throw a baseball real fast though."

"That's my Robert...always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair."

"If the bi tch don't get outta da way, it's ok."

I can't believe this happened when noted baseball played the right way character man Brian McCann was his catcher!

Maybe it was on Olbermann, but I saw a piece on the mental gymnastics pretty much all of baseball accepts with regards to pitchers using a little bit of sunscreen or pine tar or zebra cum to give them just enough grip when throwing a ball to keep them from flying around like 'Wild Thing' does in Major League that I can pretend to agree with the practice and to make me think McCann would as well ... excepting for how stupidly obvious it was in this case.

Which is really my only beef with a lot of "cheating" per se (stealing signals, grip enhancers, etc) ... for fuck's sake have a sense of respect for oneself, others, fans, and perhaps the totality of the game to at least make an 'honest' attempt to be discreet in your cheating ... just because you're not white doesn't mean we can't see a pine tar blotch on your neck that reminds us of the Big Red Storm on Jupiter, ya dumb bastard.

Or lie about it like Sammy.

Maybe it was on Olbermann, but I saw a piece on the mental gymnastics pretty much all of baseball accepts with regards to pitchers using a little bit of sunscreen or pine tar or zebra cum to give them just enough grip when throwing a ball to keep them from flying around like 'Wild Thing' does in Major League that I can pretend to agree with the practice and to make me think McCann would as well ... excepting for how stupidly obvious it was in this case.

Which is really my only beef with a lot of "cheating" per se (stealing signals, grip enhancers, etc) ... for fuck's sake have a sense of respect for oneself, others, fans, and perhaps the totality of the game to at least make an 'honest' attempt to be discreet in your cheating ... just because you're not white doesn't mean we can't see a pine tar blotch on your neck that reminds us of the Big Red Storm on Jupiter, ya dumb bastard.

WNBA does it with chewing tobacco

And penises

Or lie about it like Sammy.