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Author:  Spaulding [ Thu May 08, 2014 9:54 pm ]
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The parents gave the man the last name, dbag them.

Author:  Hussra [ Thu May 08, 2014 10:58 pm ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
What the fuck is your problem, dude?

Pick a fuckin' lane and be a man.
.


Probably the sort who wear rubber gloves and an apron while emasculating themselves doing dishes like a pro. If you're gonna do dishes every now and then, best to make a mess, break a glass or two and leave dried-on food inside some pots and such. They'll quickly say forget it and take over so you can grab a beer and go watch hockey.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri May 09, 2014 8:23 am ]
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hyphenated last names are for royals and bastards

shout out of Happy Hour Jason with this thread

Author:  denisdman [ Fri May 09, 2014 8:42 am ]
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I always assumed the explosion of men with hyphenated names is just the result of the increase in children born out of wedlock. Kind of a sad consequence.

Author:  denisdman [ Fri May 09, 2014 8:42 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
hyphenated last names are for royals and bastards

shout out of Happy Hour Jason with this thread


The "royals" typically use their first initial instead of their full first name. M Ryan Smith or J Doug Jones.

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri May 09, 2014 8:45 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
hyphenated last names are for royals and bastards

shout out of Happy Hour Jason with this thread


That was a funny thread, I still miss her a lot.

Names are something people have no control over. I've never liked my name, it's not my fault, I didn't get a choice.

Author:  Rod [ Fri May 09, 2014 8:48 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
hyphenated last names are for royals and bastards

shout out of Happy Hour Jason with this thread


That was a funny thread, I still miss her a lot.

Names are something people have no control over. I've never liked my name, it's not my fault, I didn't get a choice.


Is it hyphenated? A friend of mine's kid had a hyphenated name, but I guess he didn't like it and his old man wasn't around anyway, so he dropped the second part. One of his idiot teachers started deducted points from his assignments because he wasn't using the whole name.

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri May 09, 2014 8:56 am ]
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No, it's just stupid.

Author:  pittmike [ Fri May 09, 2014 8:56 am ]
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Why did Spaulding refer to Happy Hour Jason as her?

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri May 09, 2014 8:59 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
No, it's just stupid.


I don't know why you say that. It is unique and elegant without being pretentious.

Author:  spmack [ Fri May 09, 2014 9:01 am ]
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pittmike wrote:
Why did Spaulding refer to Happy Hour Jason as her?

She was a woman who chose a male name so that we wouldn't give her a hard time, initially.

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri May 09, 2014 9:14 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:

I don't know why you say that. It is unique and elegant without being pretentious.


You just say that because you know me, it's a fitting name then.

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