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Makalu G

Post subject: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 8:59 am

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:00 am

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spmack

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:00 am

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That should +Warrant+ an arrest.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:01 am

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Yeah, that's awful. I've seen two people clip toenails before. What the fuck are people doing?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:01 am

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spmack wrote:

That should +Warrant+ an arrest.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:02 am

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Bagels wrote:

spmack wrote:

That should +Warrant+ an arrest.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:10 am

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Bagels wrote:

spmack wrote:

That should +Warrant+ an arrest.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:22 am

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I will wait til JORR answers.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:23 am

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It was hot and I was hungover. Next time I'll wear socks, your majesty.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:29 am

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spmack wrote:

That should +Warrant+ an arrest.

And a $7,500 fine.

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Makalu G

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:29 am

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spmack wrote:

That should +Warrant+ an arrest.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:32 am

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redskingreg wrote:

spmack wrote:

That should +Warrant+ an arrest.

And a $7,500 fine.

No I'm kidding, that was well played.

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sinicalypse

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Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:36 am

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this sounds like it would have been a great wesley willis song subject. RIP.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:44 am

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Some people would appreciate that.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:20 am

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Somebody tell that guy he's not on an airplane.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:33 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Yeah, that's awful. I've seen two people clip toenails before. What the fuck are people doing?

Clipping their toe nails.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:37 am

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Seacrest wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Yeah, that's awful. I've seen two people clip toenails before. What the fuck are people doing?

Clipping their toe nails.

I don't know why this made me laugh.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:44 am

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Back in the day, got a job at a real estate company. Someone quit, so I take his desk, day 1, open that drawer to put stuff in and piles of cut nails! ughhh, like he was collecting them!

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:45 am

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bigfan wrote:

Back in the day, got a job at a real estate company. Someone quit, so I take his desk, day 1, open that drawer to put stuff in and piles of cut nails! ughhh, like he was collecting them!

That's hot.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:47 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Yeah, that's awful. I've seen two people clip toenails before. What the fuck are people doing?

Clipping their toe nails.

I don't know why this made me laugh.

I don't know why he asked a question that he has just answered.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:56 am

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sinicalypse wrote:

this sounds like it would have been a great wesley willis song subject. RIP.

I got on the train this morning
The conductor was late for work
But the ride was real fast
It whipped a pony's ass

Riding on the Metra
Riding on the Metra
Riding on the Metra

I looked across my car
There was a man without shoes
He was acting like a savage
The man was a horse's ass

Riding on the Metra
Riding on the Metra
Riding on the Metra

We arrived at Ogilvie Center
The man put on his shoes
They were fucking Penguins
Those shoes whip Saddam Hussein's ass

Riding on the Metra
Riding on the Metra
Riding on the Metra

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Makalu G

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 11:30 am

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^^^^LOL!!! He wasn't wearing a sport's coat, either...

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 11:42 am

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Going by his decision to wear white pants a few days ahead of Memorial Day, I'd say we're dealing with an edge-liver who wanted to show off his clear-polish pedicure.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 11:54 am

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i always want my bare feet touching the floor of a bus or train...

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spanky

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 11:58 am

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sinicalypse wrote:

this sounds like it would have been a great wesley willis song subject. RIP.

Easily the worst smelling human being I have ever met in my life.

RIP

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Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:18 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

sinicalypse wrote:

this sounds like it would have been a great wesley willis song subject. RIP.

wesley willis would've made a classic outta that! nice!

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:29 pm

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maybe that's the guy who occasionally takes a dump in the Galewood Metra station.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: No shoes on the train guy...

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 11:40 am

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spanky wrote:

sinicalypse wrote:

this sounds like it would have been a great wesley willis song subject. RIP.

Easily the worst smelling human being I have ever met in my life.

RIP

Stood next to George Clinton about 12 years ago, and he was pretty rank.

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Chus

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Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 6:48 pm

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spmack wrote:

spanky wrote:

sinicalypse wrote:

this sounds like it would have been a great wesley willis song subject. RIP.

Easily the worst smelling human being I have ever met in my life.

RIP

Stood next to George Clinton about 12 years ago, and he was pretty rank.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/clinto ... -iraq,787/

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