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You can have Chuck E Cheese.

Don't be jealous because of the amazing lives that people like me, IMU, Kirkwood, JORR and FavreFan have.

You had your time. Please stay out of our way as we live our lives.

You can have Chuck E Cheese, Golden Corral, Disney World(not Epcot, that is still ours) and stupid boring nature walks. The rest of the world is ours.

Of all the Disney parks, he fights for Epcot

Did you also call dibs on the White Crayon?

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

That's quite a Murderers Row of the fatherless you got going there.

Degenerate Dave said you couldn't use his name or something?

I'm sorry you're kidless.

Epcot rules. Other than Milwaukee Ave, Where else can I have a beer from Mexico, Germany, Canada eh, Africa, France, and Italy all within a 6 block radius?

Nas wrote:

I'm sorry you're kidless.

No you're not. I think you're as relieved about it as the rest of us ...

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Epcot rules. Other than Milwaukee Ave, Where else can I have a beer from Mexico, Germany, Canada eh, Africa, France, and Italy all within a 6 block radius?

Probably Binny's

BMR, Dead sperm is nothing to be ashamed of. You kind of sound like Mike North did in the old days.

jimmypasta wrote:

BMR, Dead sperm is nothing to be ashamed of. You kind of sound like Mike North did in the old days.

I've still got plenty of time. My group of friends is only starting to have them now.

It's interesting the "tsk tsk-ing" you get from parents when you haven't had children yet. Either you're defective or you're not living life the "right way". Now I'm sure Chus will enlighten me in a totally calm succint manner on how that doesn't occur and I'm exaggerating.

Kirkwood wrote:

How dare I choose a responsible time to have a child? :lol:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

How dare I choose a responsible time to have a child? :lol:

How proud Brick will be when his child's first words are " I'm right"

Kirkwood wrote:

How dare I choose a responsible time to have a child? :lol:

If you wait until you're in your 40's to get started you'll miss out on things that are easier to do when you're younger. You'll also get annoyed by people who believe you are the child's grandparents if you don't age well.

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

How dare I choose a responsible time to have a child? :lol:

Nas wrote:

I still have 8 years until I'm 40.

Fortunately, I'm aging pretty well.....I think.

I think about that as I turned 35 a few days ago.

Fortunately, I'm aging pretty well.....I think.

spmack wrote:

I think about that as I turned 35 a few days ago.

Fortunately, I'm aging pretty well.....I think.

I hope that when our kids can be internet friends.

spmack wrote:

Fortunately, I'm aging pretty well.....I think.

You are going to be the only 60 year old guy doing the finger point while taking pics with your son at his eighth grade graduation.

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

How dare I choose a responsible time to have a child? :lol:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

BMR, Dead sperm is nothing to be ashamed of. You kind of sound like Mike North did in the old days.

I've still got plenty of time. My group of friends is only starting to have them now.

Author:	Brick [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:30 pm ]
Post subject:	People who have kids
Don't be jealous because of the amazing lives that people like me, IMU, Kirkwood, JORR and FavreFan have. You had your time. Please stay out of our way as we live our lives. You can have Chuck E Cheese, Golden Corral, Disney World(not Epcot, that is still ours) and stupid boring nature walks. The rest of the world is ours.

Author:	Nas [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:32 pm ]
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I'm sorry you're kidless.

Author:	Chus [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:32 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: People who have kids
Boilermaker Rick wrote: You can have Chuck E Cheese. This is one of the worst things about being a parent.

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:33 pm ]
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Of all the Disney parks, he fights for Epcot Did you also call dibs on the White Crayon?

Author:	Seacrest [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:33 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: People who have kids
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Don't be jealous because of the amazing lives that people like me, IMU, Kirkwood, JORR and FavreFan have. You had your time. Please stay out of our way as we live our lives. You can have Chuck E Cheese, Golden Corral, Disney World(not Epcot, that is still ours) and stupid boring nature walks. The rest of the world is ours. That's quite a Murderers Row of the fatherless you got going there. Degenerate Dave said you couldn't use his name or something?

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Author:	Brick [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:37 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: Of all the Disney parks, he fights for Epcot I still remember the nasty look I got from a mom when I was doing shots of limincello outside of the Italy section there. rogers park bryan wrote: Did you also call dibs on the White Crayon? Magic Kingdom is yours. The animal park sucks. I guess Hollywood Studios is neutral ground. As for the water parks, I think the kids who use it as a toilet have claimed it.

Author:	Telegram Sam [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:39 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Don't be jealous because of the amazing lives that people like me, IMU, Kirkwood, JORR and FavreFan have. You had your time. Please stay out of our way as we live our lives. You can have Chuck E Cheese, Golden Corral, Disney World(not Epcot, that is still ours) and stupid boring nature walks. The rest of the world is ours. That's quite a Murderers Row of the fatherless you got going there. Degenerate Dave said you couldn't use his name or something? As I recall, he's one of yours.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:44 pm ]
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Nas wrote: I'm sorry you're kidless. No you're not. I think you're as relieved about it as the rest of us ...

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:18 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: People who have kids
Epcot rules. Other than Milwaukee Ave, Where else can I have a beer from Mexico, Germany, Canada eh, Africa, France, and Italy all within a 6 block radius?

Author:	Douchebag [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:33 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Epcot rules. Other than Milwaukee Ave, Where else can I have a beer from Mexico, Germany, Canada eh, Africa, France, and Italy all within a 6 block radius? Probably Binny's or any bar like World of Beer, Yard House, etc...

Author:	Nas [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:38 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote: Nas wrote: I'm sorry you're kidless. No you're not. I think you're as relieved about it as the rest of us ... My kids need someone to argue with. They get tired of telling me I'm wrong.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:39 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: People who have kids
BMR, Dead sperm is nothing to be ashamed of. You kind of sound like Mike North did in the old days.

Author:	Brick [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:43 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: People who have kids
jimmypasta wrote: BMR, Dead sperm is nothing to be ashamed of. You kind of sound like Mike North did in the old days. I've still got plenty of time. My group of friends is only starting to have them now.

Author:	Kirkwood [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:49 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: People who have kids
Boilermaker Rick wrote: jimmypasta wrote: BMR, Dead sperm is nothing to be ashamed of. You kind of sound like Mike North did in the old days. I've still got plenty of time. My group of friends is only starting to have them now. It's interesting the "tsk tsk-ing" you get from parents when you haven't had children yet. Either you're defective or you're not living life the "right way". Now I'm sure Chus will enlighten me in a totally calm succint manner on how that doesn't occur and I'm exaggerating.

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Author:	Brick [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:51 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote: It's interesting the "tsk tsk-ing" you get from parents when you haven't had children yet. Either you're defective or you're not living life the "right way". Now I'm sure Chus will enlighten me in a totally calm succint manner on how that doesn't occur and I'm exaggerating. How dare I choose a responsible time to have a child?

Author:	Brick [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:54 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: People who have kids
I also think I'm pretty much done with these things too, so I won't be a nuisance to those who aren't yet. 1) Bars 2) Movie Theaters 3) Concerts(well, this was true when I was 16 too) 4) Walking on streets

Author:	badrogue17 [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:02 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: Kirkwood wrote: It's interesting the "tsk tsk-ing" you get from parents when you haven't had children yet. Either you're defective or you're not living life the "right way". Now I'm sure Chus will enlighten me in a totally calm succint manner on how that doesn't occur and I'm exaggerating. How dare I choose a responsible time to have a child? How proud Brick will be when his child's first words are " I'm right"

Author:	RFDC [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:04 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: People who have kids
badrogue17 wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Kirkwood wrote: It's interesting the "tsk tsk-ing" you get from parents when you haven't had children yet. Either you're defective or you're not living life the "right way". Now I'm sure Chus will enlighten me in a totally calm succint manner on how that doesn't occur and I'm exaggerating. How dare I choose a responsible time to have a child? How proud Brick will be when his child's first words are " I'm right"

Author:	Nas [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:16 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: People who have kids
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Kirkwood wrote: It's interesting the "tsk tsk-ing" you get from parents when you haven't had children yet. Either you're defective or you're not living life the "right way". Now I'm sure Chus will enlighten me in a totally calm succint manner on how that doesn't occur and I'm exaggerating. How dare I choose a responsible time to have a child? If you wait until you're in your 40's to get started you'll miss out on things that are easier to do when you're younger. You'll also get annoyed by people who believe you are the child's grandparents if you don't age well.

Author:	Brick [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:28 pm ]
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Nas wrote: If you wait until you're in your 40's to get started you'll miss out on things that are easier to do when you're younger. You'll also get annoyed by people who believe you are the child's grandparents if you don't age well. I still have 8 years until I'm 40.

Author:	spmack [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:29 pm ]
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Nas wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Kirkwood wrote: It's interesting the "tsk tsk-ing" you get from parents when you haven't had children yet. Either you're defective or you're not living life the "right way". Now I'm sure Chus will enlighten me in a totally calm succint manner on how that doesn't occur and I'm exaggerating. How dare I choose a responsible time to have a child? If you wait until you're in your 40's to get started you'll miss out on things that are easier to do when you're younger. You'll also get annoyed by people who believe you are the child's grandparents if you don't age well. I think about that as I turned 35 a few days ago. Fortunately, I'm aging pretty well.....I think.

Author:	Nas [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:32 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: Nas wrote: If you wait until you're in your 40's to get started you'll miss out on things that are easier to do when you're younger. You'll also get annoyed by people who believe you are the child's grandparents if you don't age well. I still have 8 years until I'm 40. I know.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:33 pm ]
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spmack wrote: Fortunately, I'm aging pretty well.....I think. You are going to be the only 60 year old guy doing the finger point while taking pics with your son at his eighth grade graduation.

Author:	Brick [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:36 pm ]
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spmack wrote: I think about that as I turned 35 a few days ago. Fortunately, I'm aging pretty well.....I think. I hope our kids can be internet friends.

Author:	spmack [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:39 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: spmack wrote: I think about that as I turned 35 a few days ago. Fortunately, I'm aging pretty well.....I think. I hope that when our kids can be internet friends. They will never know of this place. Spmack will be some character in a far away land. Frank Coztansa wrote: spmack wrote: Fortunately, I'm aging pretty well.....I think. You are going to be the only 60 year old guy doing the finger point while taking pics with your son at his eighth grade graduation. I hope to have a kid before 46. Although I did briefly date a chick a few years back who had a kid with a guy who was damn near 50. She was only 27.

Author:	Nas [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:43 pm ]
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My son will probably post his LeBron hate here very soon. He doesn't like LeBron or Cutler and I had nothing to do with the Cutler hate. He doesn't like the fact Cutler throws a lot of interceptions on Madden so he benches him every game. I was a proud father the first time I saw it.

Author:	badrogue17 [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:55 pm ]
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Nas wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Kirkwood wrote: It's interesting the "tsk tsk-ing" you get from parents when you haven't had children yet. Either you're defective or you're not living life the "right way". Now I'm sure Chus will enlighten me in a totally calm succint manner on how that doesn't occur and I'm exaggerating. How dare I choose a responsible time to have a child? If you wait until you're in your 40's to get started you'll miss out on things that are easier to do when you're younger. You'll also get annoyed by people who believe you are the child's grandparents if you don't age well.

Author:	Chus [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:09 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: jimmypasta wrote: BMR, Dead sperm is nothing to be ashamed of. You kind of sound like Mike North did in the old days. I've still got plenty of time. My group of friends is only starting to have them now. It's interesting the "tsk tsk-ing" you get from parents when you haven't had children yet. Either you're defective or you're not living life the "right way". Now I'm sure Chus will enlighten me in a totally calm succint manner on how that doesn't occur and I'm exaggerating. I am occupying a ton of real estate in your head.

Author:	Hank Scorpio [ Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:39 pm ]
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We went to Epcot with the little one for the fireworks. I looked at all the drunk childless couples and I wanted to grab them and tell them to cherish this time. Soon you will staying for the fireworks and going back to bed at 9pm. I never thought it could happen to me...