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 Post subject: Verbose Mfers
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It seems that we are transitioning from the circle jerky era of this board to one where sentences are used for description when one word would suffice.

Brevity be the soul of wit, my fellow posters. It is contrary to what many think but an economy of words presents the appearance of intelligence and wins more support for your insane positions.

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good dolphin wrote:
It seems that we are transitioning from the circle jerky era of this board to one where sentences are used for description when one word would suffice.

Brevity be the soul of wit, my fellow posters. It is contrary to what many think but an economy of words presents the appearance of intelligence and wins more support for your insane positions.
Well said.

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good dolphin wrote:
It seems that we are transitioning from the circle jerky era of this board to one where sentences are used for description when one word would suffice.

Brevity be the soul of wit, my fellow posters. It is contrary to what many think but an economy of words presents the appearance of intelligence and wins more support for your insane positions.


The line you reference from Hamlet is delivered by Polonius, a fool. :wink:

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good dolphin wrote:
It seems that we are transitioning from the circle jerky era of this board to one where sentences are used for description when one word would suffice.

Brevity be the soul of wit, my fellow posters. It is contrary to what many think but an economy of words presents the appearance of intelligence and wins more support for your insane positions.
Well said.



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Tall Midget wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
It seems that we are transitioning from the circle jerky era of this board to one where sentences are used for description when one word would suffice.

Brevity be the soul of wit, my fellow posters. It is contrary to what many think but an economy of words presents the appearance of intelligence and wins more support for your insane positions.


The line you reference from Hamlet is delivered by Polonius, a fool. :wink:


:lol:

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I've used that word often on here.

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good dolphin wrote:
I've used that word often on here.



I think that's the point...

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Tall Midget wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
It seems that we are transitioning from the circle jerky era of this board to one where sentences are used for description when one word would suffice.

Brevity be the soul of wit, my fellow posters. It is contrary to what many think but an economy of words presents the appearance of intelligence and wins more support for your insane positions.


The line you reference from Hamlet is delivered by Polonius, a fool. :wink:


Shakespeare is renowned for position changes including making the fool a king and a king a fool.

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good dolphin wrote:
I've used that word often on here.

Under more than one login, apparently. :wink: :alien: :mrgreen:

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good dolphin wrote:
Shakespeare is renowned for position changes...



You know who else is renowned for position changes? Robin Yount, Big Cat Williams, and Vanessa Lane.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Shakespeare is renowned for position changes...



You know who else is renowned for position changes? Robin Yount, Big Cat Williams, and Vanessa Lane.


Do you think Chris Zorich should've been on that list? I'll hang up and listen for my answer.
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Matches Malone wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Shakespeare is renowned for position changes...



You know who else is renowned for position changes? Robin Yount, Big Cat Williams, and Vanessa Lane.


Do you think Chris Zorich should've been on that list? I'll hang up and listen for my answer.



:lol: :lol:

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good dolphin wrote:
It seems that we are transitioning from the circle jerky era of this board to one where sentences are used for description when one word would suffice.

Brevity be the soul of wit, my fellow posters. It is contrary to what many think but an economy of words presents the appearance of intelligence and wins more support for your insane positions.


tl; dr.
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Tall Midget wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
It seems that we are transitioning from the circle jerky era of this board to one where sentences are used for description when one word would suffice.

Brevity be the soul of wit, my fellow posters. It is contrary to what many think but an economy of words presents the appearance of intelligence and wins more support for your insane positions.


The line you reference from Hamlet is delivered by Polonius, a fool. :wink:


Shakespeare is renowned for position changes including making the fool a king and a king a fool.

Most fools are kings & most kings are fools.
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Sini had a post with less than 50 words.



never-ever read ONE sini post. See his name and skip right past it. Do the same with some others here from time to time...but always with sini.

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Nas wrote:
Sini had a post with less than 50 words.



never-ever read ONE sini post. See his name and skip right past it. Do the same with some others here from time to time...but always with sini.


Too cumbersome.

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Sini had a post with less than 50 words.



never-ever read ONE sini post. See his name and skip right past it. Do the same with some others here from time to time...but always with sini.

I used to read them all. Now I'll either ignore them or read the first few and the last 2 sentences.

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Matches Malone wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Shakespeare is renowned for position changes...



You know who else is renowned for position changes? Robin Yount, Big Cat Williams, and Vanessa Lane.


Do you think Chris Zorich should've been on that list? I'll hang up and listen for my answer.

:lol: :lol:

Please post more often

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I try to change position when I sit in my car's driver seat, but with such big balls its hard to get them all in the right position.

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Nas wrote:
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Sini had a post with less than 50 words.



never-ever read ONE sini post. See his name and skip right past it. Do the same with some others here from time to time...but always with sini.

I used to read them all. Now I'll either ignore them or read the first few and the last 2 sentences.

And unlike SHARK, Sini seems like he would be self aware enough to cut it down, but at this point I guess he's like "fuck it, it's my thing".

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I try to change position when I sit in my car's driver seat, but with such big balls its hard to get them all in the right position.

RNM's purse takes up that much space?

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spanky wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
I try to change position when I sit in my car's driver seat, but with such big balls its hard to get them all in the right position.

RNM's purse takes up that much space?


Sadly

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spmack wrote:
And unlike SHARK, Sini seems like he would be self aware enough to cut it down, but at this point I guess he's like "fuck it, it's my thing".


i post because i have something to say, not because i'm seeking approval from a bunch of people who live out their yenta fantasies vicariously through the board.

hey everyone, what's your all-time-favorite walkmanr5 post? exactly, i can't remember anything poignant he's ever said, but hey whenever he skips over my posts i'm sure he thinks "dammit, i'm better than that loser" so if i can help someone reclaim a little self-esteem that the wife or the life has stomped out of them, welp hey disregard the first sentence i'm really here >FOR YOU<

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