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Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Brookfield Zoo
It's like this.

I take my family to the dolphin show to be entertained. I don't care what you and the "animal care specialists" are doing.

Give me some flips, some flops and a ball or two swatted into the crowd. The rest of that shit, save for someone else.
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Seacrest wrote:
It's like this.

I take my family to the dolphin show to be entertained. I don't care what you and the "animal care specialists" are doing.

Give me some flips, some flops and a ball or two swatted into the crowd. The rest of that shit, save for someone else.

Poor GD :(
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Seacrest wrote:
It's like this.

I take my family to the dolphin show to be entertained. I don't care what you and the "animal care specialists" are doing.

Give me some flips, some flops and a ball or two swatted into the crowd. The rest of that shit, save for someone else.



They aren't flipping and shit anymore? I haven't seen the show in about 5 years...
Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
i was worried they killed another giraffe
Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
It's like this.

I take my family to the dolphin show to be entertained. I don't care what you and the "animal care specialists" are doing.

Give me some flips, some flops and a ball or two swatted into the crowd. The rest of that shit, save for someone else.



They aren't flipping and shit anymore? I haven't seen the show in about 5 years...


"We press on Ralphie's tail fin to simulate a blood draw. The when we come later to draw blood, Ralphie is not alarmed or shaken."

All said by someone that sounds like a broadcast school drop out.

At the end, they had one dolphin flip twice. Big fuckin deal.

They walk backwards. Oh, and i almost forgot that we got to listen to sounds emanating from their blow hole.
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Well, that sucks.

My kids still dig Lincoln Park Zoo. Haven't really had a reason to go to Brookfield in a while. The Dolphin show was quick and boring from what I recall...
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Seacrest wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
It's like this.

I take my family to the dolphin show to be entertained. I don't care what you and the "animal care specialists" are doing.

Give me some flips, some flops and a ball or two swatted into the crowd. The rest of that shit, save for someone else.



They aren't flipping and shit anymore? I haven't seen the show in about 5 years...


"We press on Ralphie's tail fin to simulate a blood draw. The when we come later to draw blood, Ralphie is not alarmed or shaken."

All said by someone that sounds like a broadcast school drop out.
At the end, they had one dolphin flip twice. Big fuckin deal.

They walk backwards. Oh, and i almost forgot that we got to listen to sounds emanating from their blow hole.

Is Leary doing the dolphin show?
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Krazy Ivan wrote:
The Dolphin show was quick and boring from what I recall...
Same with our own dolphin show.
Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Hawg Ass wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
It's like this.

I take my family to the dolphin show to be entertained. I don't care what you and the "animal care specialists" are doing.

Give me some flips, some flops and a ball or two swatted into the crowd. The rest of that shit, save for someone else.



They aren't flipping and shit anymore? I haven't seen the show in about 5 years...


"We press on Ralphie's tail fin to simulate a blood draw. The when we come later to draw blood, Ralphie is not alarmed or shaken."

All said by someone that sounds like a broadcast school drop out.
At the end, they had one dolphin flip twice. Big fuckin deal.

They walk backwards. Oh, and i almost forgot that we got to listen to sounds emanating from their blow hole.

Is Leary doing the dolphin show?


It's a woman that spends her winters doing car shows.
Author:  Regular Reader [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
I had forgotten the Brookfield even had a dolphin exhibit.

Damn tired suburban zoos... :lol:
Author:  Juiced [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Seacrest wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
It's like this.

I take my family to the dolphin show to be entertained. I don't care what you and the "animal care specialists" are doing.

Give me some flips, some flops and a ball or two swatted into the crowd. The rest of that shit, save for someone else.



They aren't flipping and shit anymore? I haven't seen the show in about 5 years...


"We press on Ralphie's tail fin to simulate a blood draw. The when we come later to draw blood, Ralphie is not alarmed or shaken."

All said by someone that sounds like a broadcast school drop out.

At the end, they had one dolphin flip twice. Big fuckin deal.

They walk backwards. Oh, and i almost forgot that we got to listen to sounds emanating from their blow hole.



Shit, we get that from Good Dolphin every day.
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
a good dolphin show includes a "breast o' turkey/chicken" and quite a few blue jokes
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
by the way, Brookfield Zoo is now famous for being regularly patronized by a guy who pushes his Real Doll around in a wheel chair on dates every weekend.
Author:  spanky [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
My kids prefer Lincoln Park over Brookfield (as do I). Brookfield is a giant PITA. To big, parking is a bitch, too crowded.

Milwaukee and Indianapolis zoos are probably better than Lincoln park.
Author:  spanky [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
good dolphin wrote:
by the way, Brookfield Zoo is now famous for being regularly patronized by a guy who pushes his Real Doll around in a wheel chair on dates every weekend.

I know a guy who pushes his cats around in a wagon to get the discount on Father's Day.
Author:  Regular Reader [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
spanky wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
by the way, Brookfield Zoo is now famous for being regularly patronized by a guy who pushes his Real Doll around in a wheel chair on dates every weekend.

I know a guy who pushes his cats around in a wagon to get the discount on Father's Day.


Leave Frank outta this!
Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
good dolphin wrote:
by the way, Brookfield Zoo is now famous for being regularly patronized by a guy who pushes his Real Doll around in a wheel chair on dates every weekend.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Image
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
spanky wrote:
My kids prefer Lincoln Park over Brookfield (as do I). Brookfield is a giant PITA. To big, parking is a bitch, too crowded.

Milwaukee and Indianapolis zoos are probably better than Lincoln park.

Hey there Spanky, Milwaukee has a very nice zoo.
Author:  KDdidit [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Just watch them underneath for free. Brookfield Zoo in okay at best, and so say that as a member who lives close enough to walk there. The entrance on 31st used to look vibrant and inviting and now it looks like a bus stop.
Author:  spanky [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Hawg Ass wrote:
spanky wrote:
My kids prefer Lincoln Park over Brookfield (as do I). Brookfield is a giant PITA. To big, parking is a bitch, too crowded.

Milwaukee and Indianapolis zoos are probably better than Lincoln park.

Hey there Spanky, Milwaukee has a very nice zoo.

That's what I said
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
I'm going to have to disagree with Spanky. Both Milwaukee and Indianapolis have nice zoos...
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Krazy Ivan wrote:
I'm going to have to disagree with Spanky. Both Milwaukee and Indianapolis have nice zoos...

Yeah, what does Spanky know.
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Douchebag wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
by the way, Brookfield Zoo is now famous for being regularly patronized by a guy who pushes his Real Doll around in a wheel chair on dates every weekend.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Image


holding a dolphin...worlds colliding
Author:  redskingreg [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Image
Author:  spanky [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Krazy Ivan wrote:
I'm going to have to disagree with Spanky. Both Milwaukee and Indianapolis have nice zoos...

I hate both of you to your corps
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
NO PICTURES OF BOARD MEMBERS!
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
spanky wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
I'm going to have to disagree with Spanky. Both Milwaukee and Indianapolis have nice zoos...

I hate both of you to your corps

Wow, no need to be all hateful. You have already hated on our zoo.
Author:  spanky [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
Krazy Ivan wrote:
NO PICTURES OF BOARD MEMBERS!

No wonder his finger was so dry at the time
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
spanky wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
NO PICTURES OF BOARD MEMBERS!

No wonder his finger was so dry at the time


:lol:
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brookfield Zoo
She looks a little one dimensional.
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