Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Was the guy at least wearing a sports coat?
Damn you, JORR!!! I was going to say I hope he at least had a fedora on.
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:44 pm ] |
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Before the flight to AZ, this dude just starts hurling as we pull away from the gate. He is sitting one in front of me, he has the middle seat. The girl to his right has her seat belt on and just shreeks when he pukes, and she is basically trapped with the seat belt. The guy to Pukeboys left, next to the window, he is just fucked! ends up with puke on him. The girl gets out of the seat and the flight attendants get on the mic "Please remain seated, we are taxiing to take off" She wont sit down. Finally the attendants go to see what is wrong and by that time it really stinks. One of the them gives the guy some of the cocktail napkins, which did little to help. Now the plane stops and the attendants are talking to the pilot, who cant leave the cockpit due to FAA rules and the major choice is made....back to the gate! Pukeboy will be departing. The 2 next to him got offered free flights and vouchers, they both took them and left. Someone can find my twitter feed for the Hazmat lady pic that had to come on board and had to clean up! She looked like Nap dynomaites Aunt! |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
Was the guy at least wearing a sports coat? |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Was the guy at least wearing a sports coat? Damn you, JORR!!! I was going to say I hope he at least had a fedora on. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 7:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
I'll have to try that next time some asshole rams his seat into my knees! |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 7:03 pm ] |
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I was flying out of O'Hare two weeks ago and the guy next to me was fat. Okay, whatever; I've come to accept that I will always sit next to fat people. But he ordered food. Presented with numerous dining opportunities between his home and the airplane, he had to eat on the plane. And he ordered Ramen noodles. So he's just shoveling it into his mouth, elbowing me in the side every time he scoops, and on top of all that the cabin just reeks of cheap noodles. I got a reprieve from the elbowing when he had to get up to use the bathroom: twice. For most people, one moving bathroom is enough for a lifetime. He had two in one trip. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 7:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
Hatchetman wrote: I'll have to try that next time some asshole rams his seat into my knees! Hatchetman + Larry Craig = M A T C H |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
bigfan wrote: Before the flight to AZ, this dude just starts hurling as we pull away from the gate. He is sitting one in front of me, he has the middle seat. While I appreciate the disgust and annoyance factor, I have some sympathy for the DB. I can't imagine a worse scenario as the plane begins to taxi. These days it can be difficult to blow off a flight if you're feeling a bit queasy. Hoping to make it back home. Expected to attend a conference. Chew a few Tums and hope for the best....oops... The girl to his right has her seat belt on and just shreeks when he pukes, and she is basically trapped with the seat belt. The guy to Pukeboys left, next to the window, he is just fucked! ends up with puke on him. The girl gets out of the seat and the flight attendants get on the mic "Please remain seated, we are taxiing to take off" She wont sit down. Finally the attendants go to see what is wrong and by that time it really stinks. One of the them gives the guy some of the cocktail napkins, which did little to help. Now the plane stops and the attendants are talking to the pilot, who cant leave the cockpit due to FAA rules and the major choice is made....back to the gate! Pukeboy will be departing. The 2 next to him got offered free flights and vouchers, they both took them and left. Someone can find my twitter feed for the Hazmat lady pic that had to come on board and had to clean up! She looked like Nap dynomaites Aunt! 
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| Author: | pittmike [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
Yeah. Unless he was shit faced denied. If you are just sick on a plane wtf you gonna do? |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Was the guy at least wearing a sports coat? 
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
Its not his fault. You can't control puking. Now if he puked on purpose, I can see him being a DB. Nomination denied. |
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| Author: | a retard [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
Many missing details prevent rendering a fair verdict on the nomination. Age of the puker? Were barfbags available in the seatback pockets? If so did he try to use one? Projectile or spew? The "girl" that got up because of this? Was this an unaccompanied minor or were her parents with her? What was their reaction? Or was this "girl" in fact a woman? How badly was she puked upon? Where were you sitting? Close enough for splatter or just minorly inconvenienced by the unpleasant odor and the ensuing delay? Need to whiteboard this better. It reads like Loho's filmroom sounds. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
Were you going to stay with Lawrence at his condo? I have to be very understanding of others' flaws on an airplane after travelling with children. |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
I think y'all are burying the lead here: BigFan somehow composed a semi-coherent story that everyone except IkeSouth can understand. 
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:49 am ] |
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I haven't vomited in thirteen years. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:50 am ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: I haven't vomited in thirteen years. 
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| Author: | spanky [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
I was flying with the kids a couple years ago. My (then) 4 year old barfs all over about 30 minutes out from O'Hare. The attendants came by and gave us air fresheners. No napkins, no towels.......nothing. Customer service isn't exactly their "thing" anymore. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
Are barf bags even provided anymore? I thought I was going to toss my cookies on our flight back from AZ last year. Looked, and there was nowhere to deposit said puke if I were to. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
redskingreg wrote: Are barf bags even provided anymore? I thought I was going to toss my cookies on our flight back from AZ last year. Looked, and there was nowhere to deposit said puke if I were to. I think they are still available. They're usually buried pretty deep in the seat pocket. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
Just barf into the Sky Mall magazine |
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| Author: | spmack [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
Frank Coztansa wrote: I haven't vomited in thirteen years. It had been about 13 years for me too, and then I did it twice in the span of two weeks. Amateur Drinker. 
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
spmack wrote: Amateur Drinker. Amateur Smoker, too... 
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| Author: | spmack [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:16 am ] |
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Krazy Ivan wrote: spmack wrote: Amateur Drinker. Amateur Smoker, too... A chick asked me the other day if I knew a "green guy", and I told her I had to ask one of my peoples.
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
A few years ago we were flying to Charleston SC and right as we boarded my daughter threw up all over my wife. It was horrible. Sick kid, smelly wife, unhappy people around us. I was never so happy to have a flight get over in my life. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
a retard wrote: Many missing details prevent rendering a fair verdict on the nomination. Age of the puker? Were barfbags available in the seatback pockets? If so did he try to use one? Projectile or spew? The "girl" that got up because of this? Was this an unaccompanied minor or were her parents with her? What was their reaction? Or was this "girl" in fact a woman? How badly was she puked upon? Where were you sitting? Close enough for splatter or just minorly inconvenienced by the unpleasant odor and the ensuing delay? Need to whiteboard this better. It reads like Loho's filmroom sounds. Did you height , weight and SS#'s for them? If it was a kid, it wouldnt be that big of a deal. Kids puke. Now getting on a flight back to Las vegas. See ya BABY MAC????? YEs or NO? |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
spanky wrote: I was flying with the kids a couple years ago. My (then) 4 year old barfs all over about 30 minutes out from O'Hare. The attendants came by and gave us air fresheners. No napkins, no towels.......nothing. Customer service isn't exactly their "thing" anymore. So you had to hold a bunch of those car X-mas trees the rest of the flight? Seems like a Scarlet Letter kinda thing there.
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
Nice of you to login to let us know you are flying to Vegas, bigfan. I hope this flight is vomit free. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
bump |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Fri Jun 27, 2014 12:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: PUKE BOY |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: bump Just to piss frank off? |
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