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Author:  Rod [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:03 am ]
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Could this possibly be real?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=77492773

You're gonna make demands like this, you better be way, way hotter than this bitch. You want eight inches, hooker? You better come with some 38dds. And not fake either. All natural!

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:10 am ]
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Quote:
I expect you to take me out to dinner, pay for the meal and tip, and talk for at least 1 1/2 hours over dinner ( I am a light eater)


:lol:


uh JORR, why are you looking at PoF ?

Author:  T-Bone [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:12 am ]
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I've been on and off that site for a few years and that is the most specific profile I have read.
She is from the Ukraine and everyone knows the Ukraine is weak so who knows...

Image

Author:  T-Bone [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:13 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
Quote:
I expect you to take me out to dinner, pay for the meal and tip, and talk for at least 1 1/2 hours over dinner ( I am a light eater)


:lol:


uh JORR, why are you looking at PoF ?



:lol: Good question!

Author:  Brick [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:13 am ]
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This is why you get married before the age of 30.

Author:  Rod [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:15 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
Quote:
I expect you to take me out to dinner, pay for the meal and tip, and talk for at least 1 1/2 hours over dinner ( I am a light eater)


:lol:


uh JORR, why are you looking at PoF ?


A friend of mine who is on there sent me a link to her profile and said, "you've gotta read this."

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:16 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Quote:
I expect you to take me out to dinner, pay for the meal and tip, and talk for at least 1 1/2 hours over dinner ( I am a light eater)


:lol:


uh JORR, why are you looking at PoF ?


A friend of mine who is on there sent me a link to her profile and said, "you've gotta read this."

Sure, that is what they all say.

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:17 am ]
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"friend"

Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:18 am ]
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ol girl wrote:
I want to watch movies together that communicate meaningful information and for you to spend a lot of time with me.


Who the hell gets meaningful information from movies? The last piece of meaningful information I got from a movie was when I was re-watching the original Tron a couple'a years ago and I found it really fucking odd that in the middle of the computer world a background voice says "Attention all humans: please observe matrix code!" --- Seriously go look it up, it's when they're first going to see the big fat judge-like-dude for the first time I believe in a shot where they're walking across some courtyard.

Anyways, I'm really sure she'd love to hear about that and my theories on why it could be there. She wants me to spend a lot of time with her, right?

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:21 am ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
ol girl wrote:
I want to watch movies together that communicate meaningful information and for you to spend a lot of time with me.


Who the hell gets meaningful information from movies? The last piece of meaningful information I got from a movie was when I was re-watching the original Tron a couple'a years ago and I found it really fucking odd that in the middle of the computer world a background voice says "Attention all humans: please observe matrix code!" --- Seriously go look it up, it's when they're first going to see the big fat judge-like-dude for the first time I believe in a shot where they're walking across some courtyard.

Anyways, I'm really sure she'd love to hear about that and my theories on why it could be there. She wants me to spend a lot of time with her, right?


and she wants someone to talk for 1 1/2 hours over dinner, could be a good fit for you

Author:  T-Bone [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:23 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
ol girl wrote:
I want to watch movies together that communicate meaningful information and for you to spend a lot of time with me.


Who the hell gets meaningful information from movies? The last piece of meaningful information I got from a movie was when I was re-watching the original Tron a couple'a years ago and I found it really fucking odd that in the middle of the computer world a background voice says "Attention all humans: please observe matrix code!" --- Seriously go look it up, it's when they're first going to see the big fat judge-like-dude for the first time I believe in a shot where they're walking across some courtyard.

Anyways, I'm really sure she'd love to hear about that and my theories on why it could be there. She wants me to spend a lot of time with her, right?


and she wants someone to talk for 1 1/2 hours over dinner, could be a good fit for you

:lol:

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:24 am ]
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T-Bone wrote:
Bagels wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
ol girl wrote:
I want to watch movies together that communicate meaningful information and for you to spend a lot of time with me.


Who the hell gets meaningful information from movies? The last piece of meaningful information I got from a movie was when I was re-watching the original Tron a couple'a years ago and I found it really fucking odd that in the middle of the computer world a background voice says "Attention all humans: please observe matrix code!" --- Seriously go look it up, it's when they're first going to see the big fat judge-like-dude for the first time I believe in a shot where they're walking across some courtyard.

Anyways, I'm really sure she'd love to hear about that and my theories on why it could be there. She wants me to spend a lot of time with her, right?


and she wants someone to talk for 1 1/2 hours over dinner, could be a good fit for you

:lol:

:lol: :lol:

Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:28 am ]
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90 minutes of chatting? I'd be eating a bullet before I eat the first piece of bread. Yama hama!

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:33 am ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
Who the hell gets meaningful information from movies?
I see you have never successfully ran 'The Annexation of Puerto Rico' on the gridiron.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:34 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
Who the hell gets meaningful information from movies?
I see you have never successfully ran 'The Annexation of Puerto Rico' on the gridiron.


Image

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:34 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
Who the hell gets meaningful information from movies?
I see you have never successfully ran 'The Annexation of Puerto Rico' on the gridiron.

That movie and Sandlot I will watch every time they are on and I catch it.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:35 am ]
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
Who the hell gets meaningful information from movies?
I see you have never successfully ran 'The Annexation of Puerto Rico' on the gridiron.

That movie and Sandlot I will watch every time they are on and I catch it.


1. The Sandlot
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.....
......
.......
.......
6,425. Little Giants

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:40 am ]
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6,429. The Social Deadwork

Author:  spanky [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:42 am ]
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Would not

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:45 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
6,429. The Social Deadwork

Image

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:48 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
Who the hell gets meaningful information from movies?
I see you have never successfully ran 'The Annexation of Puerto Rico' on the gridiron.

That movie and Sandlot I will watch every time they are on and I catch it.


1. The Sandlot
...
....
.....
......
.......
.......
6,425. Little Giants

You done lost yo damn mind!

Author:  T-Bone [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:51 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
Who the hell gets meaningful information from movies?
I see you have never successfully ran 'The Annexation of Puerto Rico' on the gridiron.

That movie and Sandlot I will watch every time they are on and I catch it.


1. The Sandlot
...
....
.....
......
.......
.......
6,425. Little Giants


Never seen either. So The Sandlot is worth watching?

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:52 am ]
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Sandlot is one of the best coming of age movies of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Author:  spmack [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:55 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
6,429. The Social Deadwork

I just crossed your name off of my Oscar accepting speech.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:55 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Sandlot is one of the best coming of age movies of all time. OF ALL TIME!

HE AIN'T LYING

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:58 am ]
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spmack wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
6,429. The Social Deadwork

I just crossed your name off of my Oscar accepting speech.


Is my waiting for more projects in vain?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:03 am ]
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Thankyew, Krazy Ivan. This truly has been a Scarsdale Surprise!

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:33 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Could this possibly be real?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=77492773

You're gonna make demands like this, you better be way, way hotter than this bitch. You want eight inches, hooker? You better come with some 38dds. And not fake either. All natural!

Real?

Its not even rare. Especially on that site. Its free so a lot of people are on there and the women (if they're even in the ballpark of passable) get like tons of messages so it inflates their ego.

Ill start posting them here if I go back on that site


Incidentally ive met like 5 women off there
3 were good and I dated them briefly
1 was a bit of a catfish (pics painted a much different picture than reality)
1 was a little crazy

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:43 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Its not even rare. Especially on that site. Its free so a lot of people are on there and the women (if they're even in the ballpark of passable) get like tons of messages so it inflates their ego.


yeah...that chick just seemed flat out crazy, but there are others with a laundry list of demands so long its ridiculous
and like you said the ego on some of these women is ridiculous- "if you're lucky i'll message you"...shit like that

its silly that if you met someone "in real life" , you wouldn't know all this information about them immediately, but the power of the internet allows people to say "only message me if you're over 6', between 170-190lbs, have a white collar job, own a vehicle, work out at least 5 days a week, etc. "

and like JORR points out, the majority of the time the people making such demands are really in no position to be doing so based on their own personal appearance and life

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:09 pm ]
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I doubt she would enjoy it when she finally sees me being intense in mind and feeling when we are together.

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