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Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:31 am ]
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http://detroit.jalopnik.com/michigan-woman-shoots-boyfriend-because-he-didnt-ejacul-1606824306/+travis

Michigan Woman Shoots Boyfriend Because He Didn't Ejaculate Enough

A 58-year-old woman in the Detroit suburbs got into an argument with her boyfriend and shot him because she believed he was cheating on her when he didn't produce enough ejaculate after they had sex. Your "firing blanks" quip goes here.

WWJ reports that Sadie Bell of Southfield shot Edward Lee, her lover of 15 years, in the stomach. Somehow, she's out on bond — even though it's the second time she's shot one of her sexual partners, her husband back in 1991.

It's not known why she shot her husband 23 years ago, but Sweet Sadie was up front about why she shot Lee last January:

"She stated that she knew he was having an affair because he wasn't producing enough ejaculate," Walton explained. "She also said to the police some very graphic things about how she expected him to perform, she was a cheap date, she liked sex, she expected him to be able to do what he's promised; and she said, in essence, to quote her, she was pissed off, so she shot him."

The man was hospitalized for six weeks after the shooting and is still recovering


I guess... wait, I don't want to know.
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:34 am ]
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I would have guess Florida, but Detroit works too...
Author:  Nas [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:38 am ]
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Some women notice these types of things. Did she consider masturbation?
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:44 am ]
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viewtopic.php?f=75&t=87960#p2030577
Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:54 am ]
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not sure why the original poster didn't start this thread as JUGGS
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:56 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
not sure why the original poster didn't start this thread as JUGGS


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Author:  spmack [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:10 am ]
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This could be my fault. I used to joke with an ex that she could tell if I had been waiting for her and not watching any flicks based on the amount. I didn't know people actually used that as a measuring stick. :lol:




Although one time, I did bang two chicks in the same day, and I produced rather well on both occasions. :D
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:12 am ]
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spmack wrote:
Although one time, I did bang two chicks in the same day, and I produced rather well on both occasions. :D


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Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:17 am ]
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spmack wrote:
This could be my fault. I used to joke with an ex that she could tell if I had been waiting for her and not watching any flicks based on the amount. I didn't know people actually used that as a measuring stick. :lol:




Although one time, I did bang two chicks in the same day, and I produced rather well on both occasions. :D



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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:27 am ]
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spmack wrote:
Although one time, I did bang two chicks in the same day, and I produced rather well on both occasions. :D
Chas wrote:
howmuch did that cost ?
Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:38 am ]
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Author:  spmack [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:53 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
spmack wrote:
Although one time, I did bang two chicks in the same day, and I produced rather well on both occasions. :D
Chas wrote:
howmuch did that cost ?

Don't chastise me.

Edit...never mind. :lol:
Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:56 am ]
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Cuming?

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Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:06 pm ]
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Just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I will now plant my seed in you.
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:09 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I will now plant my seed in you.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Chus [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:48 pm ]
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Author:  Matches Malone [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:23 pm ]
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Author:  Matches Malone [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:27 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I will now plant my seed in you.


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Author:  Hussra [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:30 pm ]
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Wrong section: viewforum.php?f=100
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

It's not known why she shot her husband 23 years ago, but Sweet Sadie was up front about why she shot Lee last January:

"She stated that she knew he was having an affair because he wasn't producing enough ejaculate," Walton explained. "She also said to the police some very graphic things about how she expected him to perform, she was a cheap date, she liked sex, she expected him to be able to do what he's promised; and she said, in essence, to quote her, she was pissed off, so she shot him."
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