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Author:  Scooter [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:33 pm ]
Post subject:  My HMU Duplex neighbor

Long story short. Moved back to my hometown in Oct of 2013 after almost getting divorced. Moved into a duplex with no pets allowed. The beagle in my avatar was not allowed. OK. My friend has him he is well taken care of. Asked landlord several times about pets says no way. Cool. get home today to find lady next door has a kitten. Text LL and say WTF you said no pets. She said he knew. He knew nothing told her cat must go now she is talking shit to everyone in earshot that we ratted her out to Landlord. The batshit crazy bitch said he knew about it. Times like this I am glad I am not a violent person or her and her pussy would be toast. Got to buy a house soon just do not want too right now.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:34 pm ]
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Scooter wrote:
Times like this I am glad I am not a violent person or her and her pussy would be toast.

:shock:

Author:  Scooter [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:35 pm ]
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lipidquadcab wrote:
Scooter wrote:
Times like this I am glad I am not a violent person or her and her pussy would be toast.

:shock:

:lol:

Author:  bigfan [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:05 am ]
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But you did rat her out?

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:14 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
But you did rat her out?

Yes maybe?

Author:  spanky [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:35 am ]
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lipidquadcab wrote:
Scooter wrote:
Times like this I am glad I am not a violent person or her and her pussy would be toast.

:shock:

:lol: :lol:

Author:  a retard [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 6:37 pm ]
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I miss the point. You ratted her out for having a pet in a no pet place. For that she's not happy. Why is that a surprise?

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 6:40 pm ]
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Author:  newper [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:59 pm ]
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Why no reviews of 1590 AM? I heard they have good sports talk. Sorry about your dog -- that really sucks... even though it is good that there is a good home for him, I am sure it is tough.

Author:  Scooter [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:28 pm ]
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No did not rat her out. Just asked my landlord if the pet policy had changed since we last spoke. My neighbor told my wife that she had permission to have the cat. Apparently she was lying. Landlord told me today cat goes or she can move.

Author:  C_Howitt_Fealz [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:46 pm ]
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Scooter wrote:
Times like this I am glad I am not a violent person or her and her pussy would be toast.


NSFW (Kinison):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDgzvJCSXBM

Author:  IMU [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:54 pm ]
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I can't believe you ratted her out. :lol:

Not cool.

Why didn't you just bring your dog back? As you had a neighbor also wanting to keep her cat on the down low, you know she wouldn't have ratted you out.

You were gifted a perfect scenario and you whiffed.

Author:  Scooter [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:40 pm ]
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No pets. For either people. Not really hard to understand. I am cool with it. Dumb ass neighbor did not seem to get it.

Author:  Scooter [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:44 pm ]
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She would have called landlord at first bark also. She is a slice of pie if you know what I mean.

Author:  IMU [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:45 pm ]
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Not at the risk of losing her cat, she wouldn't have.

Author:  Scooter [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:50 pm ]
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She had the damn cat for a total of about 12 hours without informing landlord she brought the fucking thing home. I asked six months ago about my dog. He said no. I think he wins. I just want it to be fair for all. No pets means no pets. Or am I missing something?

Author:  conns7901 [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:50 pm ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
Not at the risk of losing her cat, she wouldn't have.


Lots of dumb people out there. Very possible she would do that.

Author:  Scooter [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:57 pm ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
I can't believe you ratted her out. :lol:

Not cool.

Why didn't you just bring your dog back? As you had a neighbor also wanting to keep her cat on the down low, you know she wouldn't have ratted you out.

You were gifted a perfect scenario and you whiffed.

You are usually smarter than this IMU. You struck out this time. Stick to bad car advice. Makes for better conversation.

Author:  IMU [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:58 pm ]
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Scooter wrote:
She had the damn cat for a total of about 12 hours without informing landlord she brought the fucking thing home. I asked six months ago about my dog. He said no. I think he wins. I just want it to be fair for all. No pets means no pets. Or am I missing something?

The landlords are the enemy. The renters are the good guys.

You don't fuck over fellow renters. Even if they're getting away with something you want to.

You could have knocked on this lady's door, and said....hey, I see you're a pet person. That is cool. I am too. I'd really like to get my dog in here. Would you be cool with that?

Author:  Scooter [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:14 pm ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
Scooter wrote:
She had the damn cat for a total of about 12 hours without informing landlord she brought the fucking thing home. I asked six months ago about my dog. He said no. I think he wins. I just want it to be fair for all. No pets means no pets. Or am I missing something?

The landlords are the enemy. The renters are the good guys.

You don't fuck over fellow renters. Even if they're getting away with something you want to.

You could have knocked on this lady's door, and said....hey, I see you're a pet person. That is cool. I am too. I'd really like to get my dog in here. Would you be cool with that?

I have known her since I have been here. She is a HMU. High Maintenance Unit. Ex pays to keep her away. I can see why :lol:

Author:  IMU [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:12 am ]
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Why do you think my car thoughts are bad? :(

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:36 am ]
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You should give her Frank's info. I'm sure he'd be more than happy to take on another childcat.

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:21 am ]
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Scooter wrote:
No did not rat her out.

Actually,you did.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 2:38 pm ]
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Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 2:44 pm ]
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Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:40 pm ]
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If you played this right you could have blamed it on another neighbor and gotten yourself sweet consolation love making

Author:  Scooter [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:55 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
If you played this right you could have blamed it on another neighbor and gotten yourself sweet consolation love making

No. I know her type. Why say the landlord knows when you never told him. She thinks she can do whatever she wants. I really could care less if she has a cat as long as I can have my dog. Pretty simple.

Author:  Scooter [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:57 pm ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
Why do you think my car thoughts are bad? :(

I don't. Just messing with you. :)

Author:  spmack [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:09 pm ]
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I really wanted to create a "My IMU Complex Neighbor", but I couldn't quite think of anything besides for the usual hot hatch/fast track stuff, so I figured I'd drop it for the good of the board.

Author:  NSJ [ Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:13 pm ]
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Scooter wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I really could care less if she has a cat as long as I can have my dog. Pretty simple.


This pretty much sums things up.

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