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Hawg Ass
 Post subject: Fraternity
PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:23 am 
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There are many douchebags in this story and reasons to be a Douchebag I am sure, but how the hell can you be a fraternity President at 28. :shock:


http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/frat ... 56761.html

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The new Miss America got booted from her sorority, too. It's the new thing.
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Hawg Ass wrote:
There are many douchebags in this story and reasons to be a Douchebag I am sure, but how the hell can you be a fraternity President at 28. :shock:


http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/frat ... 56761.html


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The new Miss America got booted from her sorority, too. It's the new thing.


http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/09/miss-ameri ... na-shamer/

the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to them at the end of the video, the former student said, was branded a dyke, ridiculed, and tossed out. The remaining girls were then forced to perform oral sex on their sorority big sisters
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Hawg Ass wrote:
There are many douchebags in this story and reasons to be a Douchebag I am sure, but how the hell can you be a fraternity President at 28. :shock:


http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/frat ... 56761.html


That I have to agree with....28?

The only possible excuse I can give the guy is he was in the army and then started college at 23 or 24, and chose to be a frat president, because he then gets his room and board for free.

It might make some sense, as I would guess he was dealing as well for some extra pencil money.

TKE has that solid national party cred!

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The new Miss America got booted from her sorority, too. It's the new thing.


http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/09/miss-ameri ... na-shamer/

the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to them at the end of the video, the former student said, was branded a dyke, ridiculed, and tossed out. The remaining girls were then forced to perform oral sex on their sorority big sisters


Thats kind of creative!

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The new Miss America got booted from her sorority, too. It's the new thing.


http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/09/miss-ameri ... na-shamer/

the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to them at the end of the video, the former student said, was branded a dyke, ridiculed, and tossed out. The remaining girls were then forced to perform oral sex on their sorority big sisters


What if they just have a leaky vagina? I'm sure that's a thing.

My fraternity made us watch gay porn with our dinguses in guillotines. If you erected, bye bye to your tecker.

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redskingreg wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
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The new Miss America got booted from her sorority, too. It's the new thing.


http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/09/miss-ameri ... na-shamer/

the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to them at the end of the video, the former student said, was branded a dyke, ridiculed, and tossed out. The remaining girls were then forced to perform oral sex on their sorority big sisters


What if they just have a leaky vagina? I'm sure that's a thing.


Then you are out!

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redskingreg wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
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The new Miss America got booted from her sorority, too. It's the new thing.


http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/09/miss-ameri ... na-shamer/

the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to them at the end of the video, the former student said, was branded a dyke, ridiculed, and tossed out. The remaining girls were then forced to perform oral sex on their sorority big sisters


What if they just have a leaky vagina? I'm sure that's a thing.

My fraternity made us watch gay porn with our dinguses in guillotines. If you erected, bye bye to your tecker.


That must have hurt.
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We had to dig a pool for some guy who was building a house in the mountains. 46 of us, 20 digging and the rest moving dirt. I think our house got $5000 for it? dont even know.

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I wonder what our resident frat boy thinks of this story.

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bigfan wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
The new Miss America got booted from her sorority, too. It's the new thing.


http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/09/miss-ameri ... na-shamer/

the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to them at the end of the video, the former student said, was branded a dyke, ridiculed, and tossed out. The remaining girls were then forced to perform oral sex on their sorority big sisters


Thats kind of creative!



Whoa! That's what I call a real trip to Flavortown! :lol: :lol:

Back when I was matriculatin' at UNLV I was an Alpha Tau. It was a great organization of bros! The toughest thing the older guys ever made us do was eat some things they thought were disgusting. You know I passed that test with flying colors! :lol: But it was the beginning of my aversion to eggs.

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Big Chicagoan wrote:
The new Miss America got booted from her sorority, too. It's the new thing

http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/09/miss-ameri ... na-shamer/

the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to them at the end of the video, the former student said, was branded a dyke, ridiculed, and tossed out. The remaining girls were then forced to perform oral sex on their sorority big sisters


:scratch: seems like you would want to keep the lesbians around for the latter half of this "initiation ritual"

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im going to be holding some sorority initiations at my place this week
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Psycory wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
The new Miss America got booted from her sorority, too. It's the new thing

http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/09/miss-ameri ... na-shamer/

the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to them at the end of the video, the former student said, was branded a dyke, ridiculed, and tossed out. The remaining girls were then forced to perform oral sex on their sorority big sisters


:scratch: seems like you would want to keep the lesbians around for the latter half of this "initiation ritual"


What a lesbian!!! GTFO out of here, no lesbians allowed.

Why cant any of you bitches eat my pussy right?!?!?!

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redskingreg wrote:
I wonder what our resident frat boy thinks of this story.


Ahahahahaha, oh brother!
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
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The new Miss America got booted from her sorority, too. It's the new thing.


http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/09/miss-ameri ... na-shamer/

the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to them at the end of the video, the former student said, was branded a dyke, ridiculed, and tossed out. The remaining girls were then forced to perform oral sex on their sorority big sisters

Saw a film a while back with that exact plot
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TKE's are notoriously rape-y from what I remember
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TKE's are notoriously rape-y from what I remember


They were notoriously acne-y, fatty and dorky at my school.

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The Greek system was not especially popular at Loyola when I was there, and the TKEs had a particularly crappy reputation. Not an aesthetically pleasing group, either, from what I recall.
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
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The new Miss America got booted from her sorority, too. It's the new thing.


http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/09/miss-ameri ... na-shamer/

the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to them at the end of the video, the former student said, was branded a dyke, ridiculed, and tossed out.

I knew a girl who had to do the same thing when I was in college but it was playing cards instead of newspaper.

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