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| Author: | Makalu G [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Non-Asians that eat using chopsticks... |
I mean, c'mon. Seriously?!? Who you tryin' to impress? |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:31 am ] |
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Asian girlfriend's parents? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:32 am ] |
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It's so quaint ... it's Primitive Chic. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:32 am ] |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:32 am ] |
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I’ll tell you what I like about Chinese people … They’re hanging in there with the chopsticks, aren’t they? You know they’ve seen the fork. They’re staying with the sticks. I’m impressed by that. I don’t know how they missed it. A Chinese farmer gets up, works in the field with the shovel all day … Shovel … Spoon … Come on … There it is. You’re not plowing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues … |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:34 am ] |
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it's a skill like anything else, she probably enjoys showing it off |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:30 pm ] |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:41 pm ] |
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It's actually a very effective weight loss plan. No joke. |
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| Author: | hnd [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:46 pm ] |
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its kinda fun. sorry. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:24 pm ] |
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City of Fools wrote: It's actually a very effective weight loss plan. No joke. So's a tapeworm ... not sure which is more embarrassing in public ... |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:33 pm ] |
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I'm mildly effective using chopsticks with sushi. That's about it. And I'm as white as the Ace of Base. |
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| Author: | Councilman Les Whinen [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:37 pm ] |
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My old man spent some time in Japan when he was in the Marines and, to this day, he enjoys eating with chopsticks at every opportunity. Showoff. 
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:54 pm ] |
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like anglos rolling their r's in pronouncing Spanish names |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:55 pm ] |
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I believe the chopsticks serve a purpose in china as they literally just shovel the rice and noodles in their mouths with the bowl up to their lips. The stick works better. But next time I see a guy at Taco Bell with chopsticks, I will mock him and agree. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:58 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I'm mildly effective using chopsticks with sushi. That's about it. And I'm as white as the Ace of Base. If only Laura Bush would have saw the sign ... |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:01 pm ] |
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NBC News Employees Robin Fletcher.....Julia Sweeney Kathy.....Jan Hooks Dan.....Phil Hartman Executive #1.....Dana Carvey Executive #2.....Mike Myers Antonio Mendoza.....Jimmy Smits Delivery Boy.....Rob Schneider .....Bob Costas Secretary.....Victoria Jackson [ open on live footage of Robin Fletcher delivering news rport ] Robin Fletcher: The fighting, for now, is over. But, for the people of Nicauragua, that is small consideraton. This is Robin Fletcher for NBC News, reporting from Managua, Nicaragua. [ TV is turned off, zoom out to reveal NBC News employees watching with interest ] Kathy: What do you think? Dan: Well, it's a nice report.. but is this the week to cover.. [ thick-accented ] ..Neek-o-rah-gwa? Kathy: Well.. I think Neek-o-rah-gwa is important. But not just Neek-o-rah-gwa but, also.. Han-der-us! And, especially.. El Salv-uh-door! Executive #1: But wasn't the big story the defeat of Hor-tay-ga! And.. the fall of the san-duh-nees-tahs! Executive #2: Excuse me, everybody, I'd like you to meet our new Economics correspondent.. Han-toe-nee-o Man-dos-ah! Antonio Mendoza: Or.. Antonio Mendoza. Kathy: Oh, it's nice to meet you, Han-toe-nee-o! Dan: I'm sorry. Is it Man-dos-ah? Or Min-doz-ah? Antonio Mendoza: Mendoza.. just Mendoza. Executive #1: Well, Han-toe-nee-o.. um.. Kathy here was just talking about our coverage of Neek-o-rah-gwa. Antonio Mendoza: Yeah, well, I think that the economic development in that region is going to be a real big story. Dan: Yes, especially now that they don't have to worry about the.. Coin-trahs! Antonio Mendoza: Yeah. [ Delivery Boy enters ] Delivery Boy: Food delivery? Executive #1: Oh, great! Yes, yes! Right here! Okay. Dan: Han-toe-nee-o, please, fell free. We always order too much food. Antonio Mendoza: No.. thank you, thank you very much. Executive #1: [ examining the orders ] Okay.. alright. Who had the an-chee-lah-dahs? Kathy: Oh, that's me. Executive #1: Okay.. we also have a comibnation bean bar-r-r-r-r-r-ee-toe.. and chee-lee-con-car-nay! Dan: Well.. I had a bar-ee-toe.. and gway-vos-con-chair-ohs. Executive #1: Oh.. [ looking ] They're no gawy-vos. They must have screwed up. Executive #2: Han-toe-nee-o, you're welcome to have my chee-lee-con-car-r-r-r-r-nay! Antonio Mendoza: Uh.. no.. no, thanks. Say, you guys really like Latino food, huh? Executive #1: [ laughs ] Well, you know, I grew up in Las-Hang-o-lees! [ Bob Costas enters room ] Bob Costas: Hey, guys. All: Hey! Bob! Bob! Bob Costas: I heard you had some an-chee-lah-dahs! Kathy: Oh, man! We got some dynamite cheem-ee-chang-ahs, too! Bob Costas: Oh, great! Great! Can I dig in? Kathy: Sure! Dan: Bob, this is our Economics correspondent, Han-toe-nee-o Man-dos-ah! Antonio Mendoza: [ chuckling ] Antonio Mendoza. Dan: Han-toe-nee-o - Bob Coast-ahs! Bob Coastas: Nice to see you. Executive #1: So, Bob, you got any hot picks for us this weekend? Bob Costas: Well, I like-a De Brawn-cose! Dan: [ laughing hysterically ] De Brawn-cose?! You're nuts! No way De Brawn-cose beat Sohn Dee-a-go in Sohn Dee-a-go! You're out of your mind! Bob Costas: Oh, what! And this is the guy who picked Tom-paw Bay by six over Sohn Frohn-sees-co! Dan: Okay.. okay.. [ Secretary enters room ] Secretary: Dan.. I'm sorry I couldn't find the file on.. Coast-ah Ree-co! And, also, the garage called, and they said someone left their lights on - a blue Cah-mah-row! Bob Costas: Oh, geez! That's me! [ running ] Save me some gway-vos-con-chair-ohs! [ runs out of room ] Antonio Mendoza: You know, I-I-I'm sorry.. I'm just noticing that you guys are really up on your Spanish pronunciations. [ everyone expresses theiir gratitude ] But.. if you don't mind me saying so.. sometimes these Spanish words, when you take them and you sort of kind of overpromounce them.. it's really kind of annoying. Executive #2: [ surprised ] Really? Dan: Well, give us an example. Antonio Mendoza: Okay. Well, what do you call the kind of storm you get with high winds and a big funnel cloud? Dan: [ chuckles ] A tour-nah-do! Why? Antonio Mendoza: [ shakes head ] Never mind.. never mind. [ a beat ] You know, on second thought, I think I will have an enchilada. Executive #1: Uh.. a what? Antonio Mendoza: An enchilada.. I'll have an enchilada. Dan: I'm sorry? Antonio Mendoza: An an-chee-lah-dah! Now everyone understands what he wants ] Han-toe-nee-o Man-dose-ah would like an an-chee-lah-dah!! It would very moo-wee bwain-oh because Han-toe-nee-o is very hahn-gree!! Yeah, it would make him feel r-r-r-ree-lee goo-id to have an AN-CHEE-LAH-DAH!!! Executive #1: [ whispers to Executive #2 ] Hey, this guy's alright! [ zoom out to fade ] |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:03 pm ] |
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bigfan wrote: I believe the chopsticks serve a purpose in china as they literally just shovel the rice and noodles in their mouths with the bowl up to their lips. The stick works better. But next time I see a guy at Taco Bell with chopsticks, I will mock him and agree. I'm relatively certain that most Asian cultures eat rice with their fingers/hands. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:06 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: bigfan wrote: I believe the chopsticks serve a purpose in china as they literally just shovel the rice and noodles in their mouths with the bowl up to their lips. The stick works better. But next time I see a guy at Taco Bell with chopsticks, I will mock him and agree. I'm relatively certain that most Asian cultures eat rice with their fingers/hands. The next time I see a guy at Taco Bell eating with their hands, I will mock them on everyone's behalf. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:07 pm ] |
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Does Taco Bell have good Asian food? |
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| Author: | spanky [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:08 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Does Taco Bell have good Asian food? The dorito-wrapped egg foo young ain't bad, my friend. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:11 pm ] |
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spanky wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Does Taco Bell have good Asian food? The dorito-wrapped egg foo young ain't bad, my friend. Is that the Crunchcrap? |
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| Author: | Councilman Les Whinen [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:12 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Antonio Mendoza: Yeah, it would make him feel r-r-r-ree-lee goo-id to have an AN-CHEE-LAH-DAH!!!
Dan Bernstein: [ whispers to Larry ] Hey, this guy's alright! [ zoom out to fade ] |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:24 pm ] |
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spanky wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Does Taco Bell have good Asian food? The dorito-wrapped egg foo young ain't bad, my friend. I'm a little bit surprised Panda didn't come up with a Cool Ranch Doritos egg roll. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:49 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: NBC News Employees Robin Fletcher.....Julia Sweeney Kathy.....Jan Hooks Dan.....Phil Hartman Executive #1.....Dana Carvey Executive #2.....Mike Myers Antonio Mendoza.....Jimmy Smits Delivery Boy.....Rob Schneider .....Bob Costas Secretary.....Victoria Jackson [ open on live footage of Robin Fletcher delivering news rport ] Robin Fletcher: The fighting, for now, is over. But, for the people of Nicauragua, that is small consideraton. This is Robin Fletcher for NBC News, reporting from Managua, Nicaragua. [ TV is turned off, zoom out to reveal NBC News employees watching with interest ] Kathy: What do you think? Dan: Well, it's a nice report.. but is this the week to cover.. [ thick-accented ] ..Neek-o-rah-gwa? Kathy: Well.. I think Neek-o-rah-gwa is important. But not just Neek-o-rah-gwa but, also.. Han-der-us! And, especially.. El Salv-uh-door! Executive #1: But wasn't the big story the defeat of Hor-tay-ga! And.. the fall of the san-duh-nees-tahs! Executive #2: Excuse me, everybody, I'd like you to meet our new Economics correspondent.. Han-toe-nee-o Man-dos-ah! Antonio Mendoza: Or.. Antonio Mendoza. Kathy: Oh, it's nice to meet you, Han-toe-nee-o! Dan: I'm sorry. Is it Man-dos-ah? Or Min-doz-ah? Antonio Mendoza: Mendoza.. just Mendoza. Executive #1: Well, Han-toe-nee-o.. um.. Kathy here was just talking about our coverage of Neek-o-rah-gwa. Antonio Mendoza: Yeah, well, I think that the economic development in that region is going to be a real big story. Dan: Yes, especially now that they don't have to worry about the.. Coin-trahs! Antonio Mendoza: Yeah. [ Delivery Boy enters ] Delivery Boy: Food delivery? Executive #1: Oh, great! Yes, yes! Right here! Okay. Dan: Han-toe-nee-o, please, fell free. We always order too much food. Antonio Mendoza: No.. thank you, thank you very much. Executive #1: [ examining the orders ] Okay.. alright. Who had the an-chee-lah-dahs? Kathy: Oh, that's me. Executive #1: Okay.. we also have a comibnation bean bar-r-r-r-r-r-ee-toe.. and chee-lee-con-car-nay! Dan: Well.. I had a bar-ee-toe.. and gway-vos-con-chair-ohs. Executive #1: Oh.. [ looking ] They're no gawy-vos. They must have screwed up. Executive #2: Han-toe-nee-o, you're welcome to have my chee-lee-con-car-r-r-r-r-nay! Antonio Mendoza: Uh.. no.. no, thanks. Say, you guys really like Latino food, huh? Executive #1: [ laughs ] Well, you know, I grew up in Las-Hang-o-lees! [ Bob Costas enters room ] Bob Costas: Hey, guys. All: Hey! Bob! Bob! Bob Costas: I heard you had some an-chee-lah-dahs! Kathy: Oh, man! We got some dynamite cheem-ee-chang-ahs, too! Bob Costas: Oh, great! Great! Can I dig in? Kathy: Sure! Dan: Bob, this is our Economics correspondent, Han-toe-nee-o Man-dos-ah! Antonio Mendoza: [ chuckling ] Antonio Mendoza. Dan: Han-toe-nee-o - Bob Coast-ahs! Bob Coastas: Nice to see you. Executive #1: So, Bob, you got any hot picks for us this weekend? Bob Costas: Well, I like-a De Brawn-cose! Dan: [ laughing hysterically ] De Brawn-cose?! You're nuts! No way De Brawn-cose beat Sohn Dee-a-go in Sohn Dee-a-go! You're out of your mind! Bob Costas: Oh, what! And this is the guy who picked Tom-paw Bay by six over Sohn Frohn-sees-co! Dan: Okay.. okay.. [ Secretary enters room ] Secretary: Dan.. I'm sorry I couldn't find the file on.. Coast-ah Ree-co! And, also, the garage called, and they said someone left their lights on - a blue Cah-mah-row! Bob Costas: Oh, geez! That's me! [ running ] Save me some gway-vos-con-chair-ohs! [ runs out of room ] Antonio Mendoza: You know, I-I-I'm sorry.. I'm just noticing that you guys are really up on your Spanish pronunciations. [ everyone expresses theiir gratitude ] But.. if you don't mind me saying so.. sometimes these Spanish words, when you take them and you sort of kind of overpromounce them.. it's really kind of annoying. Executive #2: [ surprised ] Really? Dan: Well, give us an example. Antonio Mendoza: Okay. Well, what do you call the kind of storm you get with high winds and a big funnel cloud? Dan: [ chuckles ] A tour-nah-do! Why? Antonio Mendoza: [ shakes head ] Never mind.. never mind. [ a beat ] You know, on second thought, I think I will have an enchilada. Executive #1: Uh.. a what? Antonio Mendoza: An enchilada.. I'll have an enchilada. Dan: I'm sorry? Antonio Mendoza: An an-chee-lah-dah! Now everyone understands what he wants ] Han-toe-nee-o Man-dose-ah would like an an-chee-lah-dah!! It would very moo-wee bwain-oh because Han-toe-nee-o is very hahn-gree!! Yeah, it would make him feel r-r-r-ree-lee goo-id to have an AN-CHEE-LAH-DAH!!! Executive #1: [ whispers to Executive #2 ] Hey, this guy's alright! [ zoom out to fade ] To this day, I cant say Tore-Nay-Doh Its Tore-NAH-Do |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:50 pm ] |
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I like to attempt it when I get sushi, but after the first piece falls apart because of the way I was holding them, I just switch to eating with my fingers. |
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| Author: | Makalu G [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:18 pm ] |
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Jan Hooks back in the day. That was a somethin'... |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:25 pm ] |
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Makalu G wrote: Jan Hooks back in the day. That was a somethin'... 
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:28 pm ] |
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I use them as drum sticks, then I put them on my head and act like an alien. Then I grab a fork like a reasonable North American |
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