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A Florida mom's blood-alcohol level was more than five times the legal limit when she drove to an elementary school to pick up a child, police say.

Renata Congleton, 27, registered a .413 BAC after she was arrested, but not before she allegedly attacked officers and smashed up her vehicle, according to WFLA.

The mayhem began when she arrived at Trinity Elementary School in New Port Richey Friday afternoon. School officials wouldn't let the child -- who was not identified -- leave with Congleton because she appeared "extremely drunk," Fox Tampa reports. Instead, they called police, but Congleton fled before they arrived.

She allegedly careened into two other vehicles on her way home. Officers tracked her down a short time later. She's accused of kicking and scratching arresting officers before they took her to the ground.

She was slapped with charges of child neglect, battery on an officer, and resisting arrest. Bond was set at $15,000.

Its a sad state of affairs when a thread like this could easily be kept going with new stories almost daily. I have no idea how this Mother of the Year candidate was able stay conscious to attempt this story below;

Quote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/0 ... 90078.html

Anyway, I figured I would start with this and just see where this thread ends up being taken.

Also, who the hell raises their kid to be all hipstery and love all things Bulls, including the Post-Jordan and Pre-Derrick years?

:lol: I remember him. They were looking for any warm bodies in that 1999 season. He was one of those NYC ballers that made it out.

spmack wrote:

:lol: I remember him. They were looking for any warm bodies in that 1999 season. He was one of those NYC ballers that made it out.

I was certain that Khalid El-Amin would become something.

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Quote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/0 ... 90078.html

Anyway, I figured I would start with this and just see where this thread ends up being taken.

Kinda Alsippian/Summitian. Would.

spmack wrote:

Kinda Alsippian/Summitian. Would.

Maybe after she shaved her moustache.

spmack wrote:

Kinda Alsippian/Summitian. Would.

Maybe after she shaved her moustache.

Chus wrote:

spmack wrote:

Kinda Alsippian/Summitian. Would.

Maybe after she shaved her moustache.

Ok fine. West Chicagoan?

i saw some woman pushing a stroller down Pulaski yesterday afternoon , just past 135th
along the curb, but i mean a stroller ?? in the street ? and to top if off she was talking on the phone
unreal

Bagels wrote:

i saw some woman pushing a stroller down Pulaski yesterday afternoon , just past 135th
along the curb, but i mean a stroller ?? in the street ? and to top if off she was talking on the phone
unreal

What size stroller, very important information?

Hawg Ass wrote:

Bagels wrote:

i saw some woman pushing a stroller down Pulaski yesterday afternoon , just past 135th
along the curb, but i mean a stroller ?? in the street ? and to top if off she was talking on the phone
unreal

What size stroller, very important information?

oh piglet you m-fer :lol:

spmack wrote:

Also, who the hell raises their kid to be all hipstery and love all things Bulls, including the Post-Jordan and Pre-Derrick years?

I have no idea who that is.. :lol:

Kirkwood wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Bagels wrote:

i saw some woman pushing a stroller down Pulaski yesterday afternoon , just past 135th
along the curb, but i mean a stroller ?? in the street ? and to top if off she was talking on the phone
unreal

What size stroller, very important information?

oh piglet you m-fer :lol:

actually it was a fairly small size one

probably couldn't take a rear end collision with a car too well

I feel bad sometimes just raising my voice at my kids, how can parents do such messed up stuff?

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I feel bad sometimes just raising my voice at my kids, how can parents do such messed up stuff?

Just wait, chief. Wait 'til one of your little Hanklettes comes home exclaiming "Papa! Papa! Can we go see Waddle & Silvy's remote next week! It's only a few blocks from our house, Papa!"

redskingreg wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I feel bad sometimes just raising my voice at my kids, how can parents do such messed up stuff?

Just wait, chief. Wait 'til one of your little Hanklettes comes home exclaiming "Papa! Papa! Can we go see Waddle & Silvy's remote next week! It's only a few blocks from our house, Papa!"

No way. My son would probably be a huge Grobber fan. He's a giant meatball. We went to a Labor Day cookout and our friends are GB fans so their garage is covered in GB stuff. My son (4 years old) was talking shit the whole time but passive agressively. He would say stuff really loudly like "Daddy, dont you think this garage is really yucky? I cant even be in this place, it's full of too much Packers stuff and it hurts my eyes."

redskingreg wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I feel bad sometimes just raising my voice at my kids, how can parents do such messed up stuff?

Just wait, chief. Wait 'til one of your little Hanklettes comes home exclaiming "Papa! Papa! Can we go see Waddle & Silvy's remote next week! It's only a few blocks from our house, Papa!"

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:35 am ]
Post subject:	Douchebag Parents (rolling thread)
Its a sad state of affairs when a thread like this could easily be kept going with new stories almost daily. I have no idea how this Mother of the Year candidate was able stay conscious to attempt this story below; Quote: A Florida mom's blood-alcohol level was more than five times the legal limit when she drove to an elementary school to pick up a child, police say. Renata Congleton, 27, registered a .413 BAC after she was arrested, but not before she allegedly attacked officers and smashed up her vehicle, according to WFLA. The mayhem began when she arrived at Trinity Elementary School in New Port Richey Friday afternoon. School officials wouldn't let the child -- who was not identified -- leave with Congleton because she appeared "extremely drunk," Fox Tampa reports. Instead, they called police, but Congleton fled before they arrived. She allegedly careened into two other vehicles on her way home. Officers tracked her down a short time later. She's accused of kicking and scratching arresting officers before they took her to the ground. She was slapped with charges of child neglect, battery on an officer, and resisting arrest. Bond was set at $15,000. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/0 ... 90078.html Anyway, I figured I would start with this and just see where this thread ends up being taken.

Author:	redskingreg [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:37 am ]
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She later tweeted that we need to stay out of her business and that she will show us what real love for her daughter is.

Author:	T-Bone [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:44 am ]
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http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Wa ... 65381.html ( additional info has since been released that the girl was malnourished and had cigarette burns on her body) The mother of an 11-year-old girl has been charged with murder after the young girl died days after her mother allegedly hit her in the stomach. Police said Waukegan, Illinois, fire officials responded to a home in the 300 block of Gillett Avenue just after 9 p.m. Friday for an unresponsive 11-year-old girl. The girl, identified as Raasania Coley, was transported to a local hospital where she was pronounced dead, police said. The Lake County Coroner’s office said an autopsy determined Coley had a torn stomach as the result of blunt force trauma and those injuries led to her death. The girl’s mother, Nicholette Lawrence, allegedly told police she struck the girl in the stomach earlier that week. Lawrence was charged with first-degree murder and was order held at the Lake County Jail on $5 million bail. Lawrence has two other children that have been placed with relatives, police said. There were no allegations of abuse to the other children. Lawrence is next scheduled to appear in court Sept. 30.

Author:	spmack [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:52 am ]
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Also, who the hell raises their kid to be all hipstery and love all things Bulls, including the Post-Jordan and Pre-Derrick years?

Author:	Kirkwood [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:56 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Its a sad state of affairs when a thread like this could easily be kept going with new stories almost daily. I have no idea how this Mother of the Year candidate was able stay conscious to attempt this story below; Quote: A Florida mom's blood-alcohol level was more than five times the legal limit when she drove to an elementary school to pick up a child, police say. Renata Congleton, 27, registered a .413 BAC after she was arrested, but not before she allegedly attacked officers and smashed up her vehicle, according to WFLA. The mayhem began when she arrived at Trinity Elementary School in New Port Richey Friday afternoon. School officials wouldn't let the child -- who was not identified -- leave with Congleton because she appeared "extremely drunk," Fox Tampa reports. Instead, they called police, but Congleton fled before they arrived. She allegedly careened into two other vehicles on her way home. Officers tracked her down a short time later. She's accused of kicking and scratching arresting officers before they took her to the ground. She was slapped with charges of child neglect, battery on an officer, and resisting arrest. Bond was set at $15,000. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/0 ... 90078.html Anyway, I figured I would start with this and just see where this thread ends up being taken.

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Author:	badrogue17 [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:57 am ]
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Would as long as Im driving.

Author:	Douchebag [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:57 am ]
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spmack wrote: Also, who the hell raises their kid to be all hipstery and love all things Bulls, including the Post-Jordan and Pre-Derrick years? I have no idea who that is..

Author:	spmack [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:14 am ]
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I remember him. They were looking for any warm bodies in that 1999 season. He was one of those NYC ballers that made it out.

Author:	redskingreg [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:17 am ]
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Yeah, no clue who that is.

Author:	Douchebag [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:33 am ]
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spmack wrote: :lol: I remember him. They were looking for any warm bodies in that 1999 season. He was one of those NYC ballers that made it out. I was certain that Khalid El-Amin would become something.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:38 am ]
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Douchebag wrote: spmack wrote: :lol: I remember him. They were looking for any warm bodies in that 1999 season. He was one of those NYC ballers that made it out. I was certain that Khalid El-Amin would become something. He did become something. That something is "bad".

Author:	hnd [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:42 pm ]
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at a local single A game, i watched a woman who had come to the game with her 5 kids scream at her youngest child (maybe 3) to stop messing around. he was just standing there and dancing. not doing anything wrong. they were 2 rows down from us and and we were the only ones within any distance from them in the bleachers so he wasn't distrubing anyone or being loud. 15 minutes later he goes, i have to go potty mommy and she was like "GO IN YOUR DIAPER THATS WHAT ITS THERE FOR" i turn and see the look on my wifes face. the "i'm contemplating grabbing this kid and running for the door to make my own and love him" face.

Author:	good dolphin [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:33 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Its a sad state of affairs when a thread like this could easily be kept going with new stories almost daily. I have no idea how this Mother of the Year candidate was able stay conscious to attempt this story below; Quote: A Florida mom's blood-alcohol level was more than five times the legal limit when she drove to an elementary school to pick up a child, police say. Renata Congleton, 27, registered a .413 BAC after she was arrested, but not before she allegedly attacked officers and smashed up her vehicle, according to WFLA. The mayhem began when she arrived at Trinity Elementary School in New Port Richey Friday afternoon. School officials wouldn't let the child -- who was not identified -- leave with Congleton because she appeared "extremely drunk," Fox Tampa reports. Instead, they called police, but Congleton fled before they arrived. She allegedly careened into two other vehicles on her way home. Officers tracked her down a short time later. She's accused of kicking and scratching arresting officers before they took her to the ground. She was slapped with charges of child neglect, battery on an officer, and resisting arrest. Bond was set at $15,000. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/0 ... 90078.html Anyway, I figured I would start with this and just see where this thread ends up being taken. plead down to good dolphin supervision

Author:	spmack [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:35 pm ]
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Kinda Alsippian/Summitian. Would.

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Author:	Chus [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:38 pm ]
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spmack wrote: Kinda Alsippian/Summitian. Would. Maybe after she shaved her moustache.

Author:	redskingreg [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:42 pm ]
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Chus wrote: spmack wrote: Kinda Alsippian/Summitian. Would. Maybe after she shaved her moustache.

Author:	spmack [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:49 pm ]
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Chus wrote: spmack wrote: Kinda Alsippian/Summitian. Would. Maybe after she shaved her moustache. Ok fine. West Chicagoan?

Author:	Bagels [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:28 pm ]
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i saw some woman pushing a stroller down Pulaski yesterday afternoon , just past 135th along the curb, but i mean a stroller ?? in the street ? and to top if off she was talking on the phone unreal

Author:	Rod [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:28 pm ]
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spmack wrote: Chus wrote: spmack wrote: Kinda Alsippian/Summitian. Would. Maybe after she shaved her moustache. Ok fine. West Chicagoan? Trailer park in Justice.

Author:	Hawg Ass [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:29 pm ]
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Bagels wrote: i saw some woman pushing a stroller down Pulaski yesterday afternoon , just past 135th along the curb, but i mean a stroller ?? in the street ? and to top if off she was talking on the phone unreal What size stroller, very important information?

Author:	Kirkwood [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:34 pm ]
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Hawg Ass wrote: Bagels wrote: i saw some woman pushing a stroller down Pulaski yesterday afternoon , just past 135th along the curb, but i mean a stroller ?? in the street ? and to top if off she was talking on the phone unreal What size stroller, very important information? oh piglet you m-fer

Author:	Bagels [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:45 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Bagels wrote: i saw some woman pushing a stroller down Pulaski yesterday afternoon , just past 135th along the curb, but i mean a stroller ?? in the street ? and to top if off she was talking on the phone unreal What size stroller, very important information? oh piglet you m-fer actually it was a fairly small size one probably couldn't take a rear end collision with a car too well

Author:	Hank Scorpio [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:52 pm ]
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I feel bad sometimes just raising my voice at my kids, how can parents do such messed up stuff?

Author:	Regular Reader [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:58 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote: spmack wrote: Also, who the hell raises their kid to be all hipstery and love all things Bulls, including the Post-Jordan and Pre-Derrick years? I have no idea who that is.. IIRC when Jordan left the Bull, he was a killer on PlayStation. Jordan-like if you will. Almost as good as the no-name Bulls' player on Sega Genesis in '94.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:03 pm ]
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Bagels wrote: Kirkwood wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Bagels wrote: i saw some woman pushing a stroller down Pulaski yesterday afternoon , just past 135th along the curb, but i mean a stroller ?? in the street ? and to top if off she was talking on the phone unreal What size stroller, very important information? oh piglet you m-fer actually it was a fairly small size one probably couldn't take a rear end collision with a car too well Did it actually have a child in it? Was it full of cans? Maybe a midget?

Author:	FavreFan [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:30 pm ]
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Lots of non-parents commenting in this thread. Who are you guys to judge?

Author:	redskingreg [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:33 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote: I feel bad sometimes just raising my voice at my kids, how can parents do such messed up stuff? Just wait, chief. Wait 'til one of your little Hanklettes comes home exclaiming "Papa! Papa! Can we go see Waddle & Silvy's remote next week! It's only a few blocks from our house, Papa!"

Author:	Hank Scorpio [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:42 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: I feel bad sometimes just raising my voice at my kids, how can parents do such messed up stuff? Just wait, chief. Wait 'til one of your little Hanklettes comes home exclaiming "Papa! Papa! Can we go see Waddle & Silvy's remote next week! It's only a few blocks from our house, Papa!" No way. My son would probably be a huge Grobber fan. He's a giant meatball. We went to a Labor Day cookout and our friends are GB fans so their garage is covered in GB stuff. My son (4 years old) was talking shit the whole time but passive agressively. He would say stuff really loudly like "Daddy, dont you think this garage is really yucky? I cant even be in this place, it's full of too much Packers stuff and it hurts my eyes."

Author:	leashyourkids [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:44 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote: redskingreg wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: I feel bad sometimes just raising my voice at my kids, how can parents do such messed up stuff? Just wait, chief. Wait 'til one of your little Hanklettes comes home exclaiming "Papa! Papa! Can we go see Waddle & Silvy's remote next week! It's only a few blocks from our house, Papa!" No way. My son would probably be a huge Grobber fan. He's a giant meatball. We went to a Labor Day cookout and our friends are GB fans so their garage is covered in GB stuff. My son (4 years old) was talking shit the whole time but passive agressively. He would say stuff really loudly like "Daddy, dont you think this garage is really yucky? I cant even be in this place, it's full of too much Packers stuff and it hurts my eyes." Atta boy.

Author:	redskingreg [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:44 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote: redskingreg wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: I feel bad sometimes just raising my voice at my kids, how can parents do such messed up stuff? Just wait, chief. Wait 'til one of your little Hanklettes comes home exclaiming "Papa! Papa! Can we go see Waddle & Silvy's remote next week! It's only a few blocks from our house, Papa!" No way. My son would probably be a huge Grobber fan. He's a giant meatball. We went to a Labor Day cookout and our friends are GB fans so their garage is covered in GB stuff. My son (4 years old) was talking shit the whole time but passive agressively. He would say stuff really loudly like "Daddy, dont you think this garage is really yucky? I cant even be in this place, it's full of too much Packers stuff and it hurts my eyes." As a Grobber fan, did your son crap in the corner of the garage and leave without saying a word?