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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 1:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Inspirational Messages

...on my candy wrapper.

Hey, I don't want to "Break the Mold" or "Live to Inspire". I just want to eat a salted caramel chocolate.

Don't try to brainwash my kids. I want them firmly inside the mold. We like mold.

Author:  bigfan [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 1:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Inspirational Messages

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I just want to eat a salted caramel chocolate.

.


Was it a peanut and gluten free product?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 1:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Inspirational Messages

bigfan wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I just want to eat a salted caramel chocolate.

.


Was it a peanut and gluten free product?


I didn't notice. I was too busy "living to inspire" as I stuffed my face with chocolate.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Inspirational Messages

Thats what you get for buying fancy chocolate. I just opened a bag of peamut M&Ms.... just peanut M&Ms inside.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:03 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Thats what you get for buying fancy chocolate. I just opened a bag of peamut M&Ms.... just peanut M&Ms inside.


Future generations will suffer from your lack of motivation to make the world better.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Inspirational Messages

Doc, I see some modifications to the avatar.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 4:06 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
... salted caramel chocolate..


totally gay candy...sorry, bro

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 4:07 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
... salted caramel chocolate..


totally gay candy...sorry, bro


Salt. Chocolate. It's an awesome combination.

Get some culture.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 4:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Inspirational Messages

speaking of inspirational messages on product packaging, that of course makes me think of snapple where they had some sort of factoids on the inside of their bottle caps and whatnot.

the urban legend was that snapple $$$ ultimately went to burning down hempfields or something.... is that true? i could google it but what's the fun in that? surely somebody here had to hear that "snapple $$$ goes to burning down hemp fields" thing and can tell me something they've heard about it. let's keep it quick and easy and on the deeper web over here where google spider robots dare not crawl to find out our deep dark web-based secrets, such as our master plan to burn down all the hemp fields by drinking snapple!

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:15 pm ]
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I've heard Ben & Jerry's money goes to regrowing the hemp fields burnt down by Snapple. I'm not going to google it, as I completely made it up, but it sounds plausible.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Inspirational Messages

good dolphin wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
... salted caramel chocolate..


totally gay candy...sorry, bro



Image

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Inspirational Messages

One time we (my family) ordered Chinese food. Everybody had fortunes that suited them in a way. I opened mine and it was empty!

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:55 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
One time we (my family) ordered Chinese food. Everybody had fortunes that suited them in a way. I opened mine and it was empty!


... in bed?

Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:57 pm ]
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Doc, I see some modifications to the avatar.


Doc, when will you respond to this porcine's note?

Author:  spanky [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Inspirational Messages

Spaulding wrote:
One time we (my family) ordered Chinese food. Everybody had fortunes that suited them in a way. I opened mine and it was empty!

Did you eat it anyway?

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:01 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:

... in bed?


Ummmmmm...no.

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Inspirational Messages

spanky wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
One time we (my family) ordered Chinese food. Everybody had fortunes that suited them in a way. I opened mine and it was empty!

Did you eat it anyway?


No way. Nobody eats them. You guys have the fortune cookie maker? it's awful but the fortunes they come up with are funny.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:06 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
No way. Nobody eats them. You guys have the fortune cookie maker? it's awful but the fortunes they come up with are funny.


DG sounds like a really frightening place... :wink:

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Inspirational Messages

I like fortune cookies.

Author:  Darkside [ Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:26 pm ]
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Colonel Angus wrote:
I like fortune cookies.

I bet you do.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:27 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
I like fortune cookies.

I bet you do.

You know it. :wink:

Author:  Darkside [ Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:28 pm ]
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Colonel Angus wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
I like fortune cookies.

I bet you do.

You know it. :wink:

I do.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Inspirational Messages

Darkside wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
I like fortune cookies.

I bet you do.

You know it. :wink:

I do.


Image

Author:  Darkside [ Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:01 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Image

Don't pretend I don't make you feel good.

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