Fuck you, and your non-stop string of emails. I work in the industry, and even I think this shit is ridiculous.


And just to get the joke out of the way: Wanna cyber?

Another made up day to get people to buy stuff.

Fuck you, and your non-stop string of emails. I work in the industry, and even I think this shit is ridiculous.


And just to get the joke out of the way: Wanna cyber?

They aren't fooling SomeGuy.

What department do you work in at Sears?

Please drown yourself in a bathtub.

I am being clear so you don't have to infer anything.

Please drown yourself in a bathtub.

I am being clear so you don't have to infer anything.

I actually know a number of people who do email marketing at Sears. Talk about a sinking ship...

I worked there in college selling electronics. Good money if you could get a few people in the store.

I worked there in college selling electronics. Good money if you could get a few people in the store.

I haven't been inside a sears since my mom took me shopping there, and I can't think of a single reason to ever shop there again.

Craftsman tools, and Die Hard batteries.

My sales conversations usually ended up saying "Yeah, Best Buy carries that exact model, but if you'd like something smaller and only slightly more expensive, follow me!"

My wife works part-time at the sears here.
It's closing at the end of the month.
It's also the most profitable Sears in this region. They are closing it because the mall also has a Kmart (I live in a classy part of Pennsylvania) and don't want the competition. They are killing a Sears to save a Kmart.

That explains why Sears will be in the graveyard next to Circuit City and Linens and Things in the next five years.

My wife is disappointed b/c it is her guaranteed 10 hours a week of being around adults. Oh and she liked the discount (but that hasn't been as impressive since they closed the photography studio).

I haven't been inside a sears since my mom took me shopping there, and I can't think of a single reason to ever shop there again.

I've purchased appliances from there but that is about it the past 15 years.

i went to the one near me on Black Friday about 5 years ago to get a washing machine...crapped out a few weeks before and i figured if i could hold off until then, i might be able to get a good deal
their big deal was first 50 or 100 people in the store got a 25$ gift card...of course i was pretty much the only person in the store
worked out good, got the gift card plus a pretty good deal, washer still works fine

of course they closed like 2 years ago and now it's been a giant empty lot since then

I got my parents a snow blower from there a couple of winters ago, and last year I got some outside Xmas lights that were marked down to like 80% off the weekend after Christmas.

Outside of these 2 events, and walking thru a store to get into/out of a mall, I haven't been inside of a Sears in a long time.