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Author:  Douchebag [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 11:55 am ]
Post subject:  Shitty People in Airport Security Line

90% of the time when I am travelling, I encounter extreme nincumpoopery. One of my biggest pet peeves is in the airport security line.

After you walk through the scanner, and pick up your shit from the x-ray machine, most people just stand there and don't continue to move their stuff down the line as more baggage is coming out. Also, plenty of fuck faces just leave their empty bins on the belt, which causes more backups

People and Badrogue can both eat a dick.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:11 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
90% of the time when I am travelling, I encounter extreme nincumpoopery. One of my biggest pet peeves is in the airport security line.

After you walk through the scanner, and pick up your shit from the x-ray machine, most people just stand there and don't continue to move their stuff down the line as more baggage is coming out. Also, plenty of fuck faces just leave their empty bins on the belt, which causes more backups

People and Badrogue can both eat a dick.


Boy, you sure do have brogue 17 on the brain!

Are there things?

Author:  Douchebag [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:16 pm ]
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Just saw a guy washing himself shirtless in the airport bathroom. Yikes...

Author:  IMU [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:29 pm ]
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You're unlucky. I don't see much of this when I travel. Generally, people are courteous at the end of the security checkpoint with moving their items down to make room, getting belts and shoes on quickly, and removing bins. And any left bins get removed quickly by the TSA ladies.

And never dudes washing themselves at the airport.

Author:  RFDC [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:32 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Who gives a shit?

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 1:17 pm ]
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Talk to me when you walk into a grocery store washroom and see a guy washing his dick in the sink.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 1:40 pm ]
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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Talk to me when you walk into a grocery store washroom and see a guy washing his dick in the sink.

Well I'm certainly not going to eat dirty dicks.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 1:51 pm ]
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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Talk to me when you walk into a grocery store washroom and see a guy washing his dick in the sink.

I'm not talking to you - or any other verb for that matter - if I ever see you doing that.

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 2:00 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Talk to me when you walk into a grocery store washroom and see a guy washing his dick in the sink.

I'm not talking to you - or any other verb for that matter - if I ever see you doing that.


Relax
I wash my dick in the sink at my own house.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 2:28 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
After you walk through the scanner, and pick up your shit from the x-ray machine, most people just stand there and don't continue to move their stuff down the line as more baggage is coming out. Also, plenty of fuck faces just leave their empty bins on the belt, which causes more backups


I don't like when people get their shoes back and tie them right in front of the belt. Just walk a few feet away and put your shoes on there!

Author:  W_Z [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:09 pm ]
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i haven't run into these problems either but i certainly notice the people waiting til the last second to finally get their shit together and start putting stuff on the belt, taking off their shoes and all. that's no good either.

Author:  No Clever Moniker [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 8:38 pm ]
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Hey hotshot, why aren't you going Pre-Check?

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:01 pm ]
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its really sad that we need security. the whole air travel experience would be far better if you could freely move in and out of the airport. they would make more money too, because airports would become local public hubs much like downtown city locations. i guess we just have to turn the whole world into the united states before it can happen.

Author:  C_Howitt_Fealz [ Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:03 am ]
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Flew Sucre to La Paz on an Aerosur 727, no screening whatsoever. First and only time with no screening.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Dec 15, 2014 9:37 am ]
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That's very safe, Fealz.


Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Relax
I wash my dick in the sink at my own house.
Not in your wife's bathroom.

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