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You know what I hate?
The twats that giggle at me when it's cold out... "he he he I guess you won't be sleeping tonight"
Or the broad who called in a no heat at like 10 pm on new years eve. She said "so no party for you." Or the guy who called on Christmas when I was on call... "so you Jewish or new at the shop? I guess no Christmas for you"
Really? Just let me do my job.

Darkside wrote:

Yeah that would piss me off.

STFU Darko you make a living wage. :lol:

Nas wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Yeah that would piss me off.

Yeah!

Darkside wrote:

\

"Cold enough for ya???"

"Boy, I'd hate to have your job today"

STFU

I called up my some of my employees at the time and informed them how they'd be spending their Christmas. I told Juan he would have a few nights off from the kitchen and to get over to pitch in to help.

Darkside wrote:

\

"Cold enough for ya???"

"Boy, I'd hate to have your job today"

STFU

I worked as an iceman for two summers.

redskingreg wrote:

I worked as an iceman for two summers.

redskingreg wrote:

I worked as an iceman for two summers.

Peoria Matt wrote:

Darkside wrote:

\

"Cold enough for ya???"

"Boy, I'd hate to have your job today"

STFU

I worked as an iceman for two summers. Virtually every day, I would hear that "Hey, that's a cool job" wise crack. That got old very fast.

redskingreg wrote:

I worked as an iceman for two summers.

"Buy me the low and sell me the high"

:lol:

rogers park bryan wrote:

"Buy me the low and sell me the high"

:lol:

My most hated now is "Will you do my taxes" when people hear I'm an accountant. How about fuck and no.

redskingreg wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

"Buy me the low and sell me the high"

:lol:

My most hated now is "Will you do my taxes" when people hear I'm an accountant. How about fuck and no.

I remember the servers at Beggars saying that this one is the worst

Server: Hi, can I get you anything to start?

DumbFuck Customer: Yeah, A million dollars lololololoololololol

Server: *soul dies a little bit* ha!

redskingreg wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

"Buy me the low and sell me the high"

:lol:

My most hated now is "Will you do my taxes" when people hear I'm an accountant. How about fuck and no.

rogers park bryan wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

"Buy me the low and sell me the high"

:lol:

My most hated now is "Will you do my taxes" when people hear I'm an accountant. How about fuck and no.

Man, those customers really lay the jokes on thick.

*shoots self*

Author:	Northside_Dan [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 5:20 pm ]
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It's less original that bitching that it's cold out. You aren't funny. Go away.

Author:	stoneroses86 [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 5:42 pm ]
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What do you call a man who complains that it is cold? A silly little complaining beyotch.

Author:	Darkside [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:00 pm ]
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You know what I hate? The twats that giggle at me when it's cold out... "he he he I guess you won't be sleeping tonight" Or the broad who called in a no heat at like 10 pm on new years eve. She said "so no party for you." Or the guy who called on Christmas when I was on call... "so you Jewish or new at the shop? I guess no Christmas for you" Really? Just let me do my job.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:02 pm ]
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Well, I hope Joe from Evanston got his furnace fixed.

Author:	Nas [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:03 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: You know what I hate? The twats that giggle at me when it's cold out... "he he he I guess you won't be sleeping tonight" Or the broad who called in a no heat at like 10 pm on new years eve. She said "so no party for you." Or the guy who called on Christmas when I was on call... "so you Jewish or new at the shop? I guess no Christmas for you" Really? Just let me do my job. Yeah that would piss me off.

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Author:	Darkside [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:18 pm ]
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Nas wrote: Darkside wrote: You know what I hate? The twats that giggle at me when it's cold out... "he he he I guess you won't be sleeping tonight" Or the broad who called in a no heat at like 10 pm on new years eve. She said "so no party for you." Or the guy who called on Christmas when I was on call... "so you Jewish or new at the shop? I guess no Christmas for you" Really? Just let me do my job. Yeah that would piss me off. Yeah!

Author:	Peoria Matt [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:21 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: You know what I hate? The twats that giggle at me when it's cold out... "he he he I guess you won't be sleeping tonight" Or the broad who called in a no heat at like 10 pm on new years eve. She said "so no party for you." Or the guy who called on Christmas when I was on call... "so you Jewish or new at the shop? I guess no Christmas for you" Really? Just let me do my job. \ "Cold enough for ya???" "Boy, I'd hate to have your job today" STFU

Author:	pittmike [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:25 pm ]
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STFU Darko you make a living wage.

Author:	Darkside [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:33 pm ]
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pittmike wrote: STFU Darko you make a living wage. BARELY!

Author:	Spaulding [ Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:19 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: You know what I hate? The twats that giggle at me when it's cold out... "he he he I guess you won't be sleeping tonight" Or the broad who called in a no heat at like 10 pm on new years eve. She said "so no party for you." Or the guy who called on Christmas when I was on call... "so you Jewish or new at the shop? I guess no Christmas for you" Really? Just let me do my job. That's weird. I tell people they can go home and if their boss complains tell them I was shitty and kicked them out. It would suck to have no heat. I'd get you a plate of food or something on a holiday.

Author:	Minooka Meatball [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:02 am ]
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Darkside wrote: Nas wrote: Darkside wrote: You know what I hate? The twats that giggle at me when it's cold out... "he he he I guess you won't be sleeping tonight" Or the broad who called in a no heat at like 10 pm on new years eve. She said "so no party for you." Or the guy who called on Christmas when I was on call... "so you Jewish or new at the shop? I guess no Christmas for you" Really? Just let me do my job. Yeah that would piss me off. Yeah! Yeah!!

Author:	BobVila [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:27 am ]
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Darkside wrote: You know what I hate? The twats that giggle at me when it's cold out... "he he he I guess you won't be sleeping tonight" Or the broad who called in a no heat at like 10 pm on new years eve. She said "so no party for you." Or the guy who called on Christmas when I was on call... "so you Jewish or new at the shop? I guess no Christmas for you" Really? Just let me do my job. Helpful Hint: I remember the last time I worked on a holiday. It was Christmas of 1982 and I wasn't exactly sure what to get the missus. Then it hit me: what if I build her a log cabin in the woods for a wintery retreat? I called up my some of my employees at the time and informed them how they'd be spending their Christmas. I told Juan he would have a few nights off from the kitchen and to get over to pitch in to help. They weren't pleased, but you don't get to the level I'm at playing Mr. Nice Guy. Selecting the proper logs was not all that difficult since I was supervising, but the excavation was a difficult job for the guys seeing as the temperatures were near freezing. I told them I would bring them some coffee to warm up but I got sidetracked playing a game of tabletop Pac-Man and I forgot. Once all the notches were cut in the logs and the support piers for the foundation were installed, the rest was easy. Once the crew completed the work and the cabin was done to my satisfaction, I rewarded them with a complimentary pre-wrapped present I purchased in bulk from a catalog store. I felt it was the least I could do. From that point on, I vowed never to work another holiday. For a rank-and-file person such as yourself, this may be wishful thinking, but it never hurts to dream. And boy, did she hate that thing.

Author:	Douchebag [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:50 am ]
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BobVila wrote: I called up my some of my employees at the time and informed them how they'd be spending their Christmas. I told Juan he would have a few nights off from the kitchen and to get over to pitch in to help.

Author:	redskingreg [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:51 am ]
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Peoria Matt wrote: Darkside wrote: You know what I hate? The twats that giggle at me when it's cold out... "he he he I guess you won't be sleeping tonight" Or the broad who called in a no heat at like 10 pm on new years eve. She said "so no party for you." Or the guy who called on Christmas when I was on call... "so you Jewish or new at the shop? I guess no Christmas for you" Really? Just let me do my job. \ "Cold enough for ya???" "Boy, I'd hate to have your job today" STFU I worked as an iceman for two summers. Virtually every day, I would hear that "Hey, that's a cool job" wise crack. That got old very fast.

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Author:	Douchebag [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:52 am ]
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redskingreg wrote: I worked as an iceman for two summers.

Author:	redskingreg [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:54 am ]
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Douchebag wrote: redskingreg wrote: I worked as an iceman for two summers. It's true! You see their boxes all around the Chicagoland area. http://www.homecityice.com/ Aaaaaaaaaaaaand I just saw their job application link states "Want a Cool Job?" Mother fu......

Author:	Furious Styles [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:24 am ]
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Douchebag wrote: redskingreg wrote: I worked as an iceman for two summers. During college summers, I worked for the USPS as a mail carrier and the "hot enough for you?" bullshit HOUSE AFTER HOUSE was maddening. The sense of dread as you approached, knowing full well what was about to take place, was soul-crushing.

Author:	Telegram Sam [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 11:08 am ]
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redskingreg wrote: Peoria Matt wrote: Darkside wrote: You know what I hate? The twats that giggle at me when it's cold out... "he he he I guess you won't be sleeping tonight" Or the broad who called in a no heat at like 10 pm on new years eve. She said "so no party for you." Or the guy who called on Christmas when I was on call... "so you Jewish or new at the shop? I guess no Christmas for you" Really? Just let me do my job. \ "Cold enough for ya???" "Boy, I'd hate to have your job today" STFU I worked as an iceman for two summers. Virtually every day, I would hear that "Hey, that's a cool job" wise crack. That got old very fast. Good thing you didn't deliver to the Walgreen's me, Curious Hair, and Tall Midget worked at in college. You would have been inundated with Eugene O'Neill references. It gets old fast. You wouldn't think so, but it does.

Author:	RFDC [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:00 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote: redskingreg wrote: I worked as an iceman for two summers.

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:11 pm ]
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"Buy me the low and sell me the high"

Author:	redskingreg [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:12 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: "Buy me the low and sell me the high" My most hated now is "Will you do my taxes" when people hear I'm an accountant. How about fuck and no.

Author:	redskingreg [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:28 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: redskingreg wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: "Buy me the low and sell me the high" My most hated now is "Will you do my taxes" when people hear I'm an accountant. How about fuck and no. I remember the servers at Beggars saying that this one is the worst Server: Hi, can I get you anything to start? DumbFuck Customer: Yeah, A million dollars lololololoololololol Server: soul dies a little bit ha! Man, those customers really lay the jokes on thick. shoots self

Author:	Chus [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:45 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: redskingreg wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: "Buy me the low and sell me the high" My most hated now is "Will you do my taxes" when people hear I'm an accountant. How about fuck and no. I remember the servers at Beggars saying that this one is the worst Server: Hi, can I get you anything to start? DumbFuck Customer: Yeah, A million dollars lololololoololololol Server: soul dies a little bit ha! Rule #1: Don't fuck around with the people who handle your food.

Author:	good dolphin [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:34 pm ]
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miserable pricks...can't indulge simple pleasantries from people with good intentions

Author:	Makalu G [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:44 pm ]
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The bad joke people are as bad as the idiots who refer to the weather as "balmy" when it warms a bit after a particularly bad cold stretch.

Author:	Bagels [ Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:58 pm ]
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mine is a little more esoteric, but i operate this piece of inspection equipment that has a big controller and basically a joystick on it....so whenever someone who's not familiar with it comes in our lab , it's "oh you get to play video games all day hahaha!"