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Author:  Blackcloud [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 2:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Flo for Progressive Insurance

When Will WSCR drop these promos.....I fucking hate the sound of her voice along with the brutal writing for these shitty ads. I mute everyone of them as soon as I can get to the keyboard. I will never even ask for a quote from Progressive Insurance. They're are in my "No-Buy Zone". "FLO MUST GO".

Author:  billypootons [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 2:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Jan from Toyota really pisses me off for some reason... probably because Jan from Toyota ad campaign is sucha rip off of Flo... even her name Jan is 3 letters just like flo's.

Author:  spmack [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 2:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Yeah I'm tired of that one where she's playing the kazoo or whatever.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

I don't get the advertising theory of "make it as annoying as possible so people notice." Must be some research that says it works.

Author:  redskingreg [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

spmack wrote:
Yeah I'm tired of that one where she's playing the kazoo or whatever.


"Uh uh uh, don't change that channel. I'm on all of them." That's not a good thing, you fucking twat wranglers.

Author:  Chus [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

spmack wrote:
Yeah I'm tired of that one where she's playing the kazoo or whatever.


Would it be okay if she played with your upright organ?

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

billypootons wrote:
Jan from Toyota really pisses me off for some reason... probably because Jan from Toyota ad campaign is sucha rip off of Flo... even her name Jan is 3 letters just like flo's.


i liked Jan at first- she's pretty attractive in a universal, non-threatening way

Author:  spmack [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Chus wrote:
spmack wrote:
Yeah I'm tired of that one where she's playing the kazoo or whatever.


Would it be okay if she played with your upright organ?

That would be music to my ears. I wonder how good she can hum? :D

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

This Flo bitch has found her way onto the Madden loading game screen

Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Flo is not aging well.

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Kissin the grits on that Flo bitch
Flip scripts take LOOONG shits

Author:  Beebo [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Although, I must say, the other fantasy-based insurance ads are much more irritating. Insurance University? People singing State Farm jingles to get saved from being eaten by Buffalo? The gecko and the talking pig (less so, but still irritating.)

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

all the money that is spent by the various insurance companies on advertising could probably wipe out the national debt

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Beebo wrote:
Although, I must say, the other fantasy-based insurance ads are much more irritating. Insurance University? People singing State Farm jingles to get saved from being eaten by Buffalo? The gecko and the talking pig (less so, but still irritating.)


the worst one is some Asian chick who named her car "Brad" , don't even remember what company it is, one of those off-brands

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Fuck Progressive, they are screwing me around from the accident I was in 2 weeks ago, fuckers!!! :evil:

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

rogers park bryan wrote:
This Flo bitch has found her way onto the Madden loading game screen


Dear God, no .....

Author:  spmack [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Hawg Ass wrote:
Fuck Progressive, they are screwing me around from the accident I was in 2 weeks ago, fuckers!!! :evil:

Sorry about that.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Blackcloud wrote:
When Will WSCR drop these promos.....I fucking hate the sound of her voice along with the brutal writing for these shitty ads. I mute everyone of them as soon as I can get to the keyboard. I will never even ask for a quote from Progressive Insurance. They're are in my "No-Buy Zone". "FLO MUST GO".


thank you. i have put progressive at the bottom of the list i will never use. they have been there since flo came around. i cant fucking stand their ads. i will never do business with progressive, fuck them FUCK THEM FUCK THEM. they are worse than geico, and that was a major feat to accomplish.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Bagels wrote:
all the money that is spent by the various insurance companies on advertising could probably wipe out the national debt


yup. its like HEY! BUY US! FUCK YOU! WE ARE CHEAPER!

but in your head youre like "if your ads cost millions of dollars a day, how am i not paying for that with my premiums?"

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Hawg Ass wrote:
Fuck Progressive, they are screwing me around from the accident I was in 2 weeks ago, fuckers!!! :evil:

Call the General.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Beebo wrote:
Although, I must say, the other fantasy-based insurance ads are much more irritating. Insurance University? People singing State Farm jingles to get saved from being eaten by Buffalo? The gecko and the talking pig (less so, but still irritating.)


I can't stand the ones with the vapid Caller Bobs that complain that their insurance rates went up because they got in an accident.

Oh we won't raise your rates for your first accident .... because we've been charging you about 130% of what the rates normally are ... they never seem to mention that last part.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Douchebag wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Fuck Progressive, they are screwing me around from the accident I was in 2 weeks ago, fuckers!!! :evil:

Call the General.


Forget The General, you don't need to go any further than My Guys -

Image

Author:  Chus [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Fuck Progressive, they are screwing me around from the accident I was in 2 weeks ago, fuckers!!! :evil:

Call the General.


Forget The General, you don't need to go any further than My Guys -

Image


They get paid in hair plugs.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Don Tiny wrote:
Beebo wrote:
Although, I must say, the other fantasy-based insurance ads are much more irritating. Insurance University? People singing State Farm jingles to get saved from being eaten by Buffalo? The gecko and the talking pig (less so, but still irritating.)


I can't stand the ones with the vapid Caller Bobs that complain that their insurance rates went up because they got in an accident.

Oh we won't raise your rates for your first accident .... because we've been charging you about 130% of what the rates normally are ... they never seem to mention that last part.


but why do rates go up? i thought thats what insurance is for in the first place. oh wait, nevermind i forgot they only exist to bleed money for nothing like the true middlemen they are.

Author:  W_Z [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

geico makes me ashamed to be a member of theirs. good god, their ads are bad...it's like upright citizens brigade and zanies rejects abound.

Author:  No Clever Moniker [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

I'm a Stephanie Courtney fan.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

with another progressive hit, heres flo and her menstral hit, mary jo!

with progressive mobile you can buy a policy right from your phoooooonnneee yea!
it goes wherever you go like an invisible friend named menstralllllll wooOOo!
dont call her mary, dont call her joe, her name is menstrAL!, and shes unusualllllll....

Author:  Chus [ Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

That is not your best work, Ike.

Author:  BigW72 [ Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Would...just to say I did.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Flo for Progressive Insurance

Bagels wrote:
Beebo wrote:
Although, I must say, the other fantasy-based insurance ads are much more irritating. Insurance University? People singing State Farm jingles to get saved from being eaten by Buffalo? The gecko and the talking pig (less so, but still irritating.)


the worst one is some Asian chick who named her car "Brad" , don't even remember what company it is, one of those off-brands

Come on Bagels, she's a cutie! Of course, I've never experienced the Pacific Rim, so that probably plays a part.

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