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Hub, thanks for taking my call. There's an old ritual called fersommlinge which features the Fancy Dutch speaking in tongues and filling water buckets while singing John Birmelin. During the days of Salem witches you could hear the future echoes of George and Virginia McCaskey praising and hallowed be thy naming Marc Trestman to head coach the bears into sixteen minus eleven wins, plus an off season that involved his burning at the stake. On the other side of planet earth the marches of samhain were decked out in full, lancing for the next celtic king to come forth and claim the highlands. After hundreds of years following cries of freedom and bad bread that cost the lives of innocent people, how much more do we have to take in this endless cycle of futility that is the Chicago Bears before we return to a good period in history when mustaches were worn by white knucked knights and refrigerators didn't run, they barreled over everything. I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Author:	Bobfromaccounttemps [ Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:27 pm ]
Post subject:	Frank in Oak Park
Great show guys.... Does anyone else want to throw this fucker down a flight of stairs ?

Author:	SomeGuy [ Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:28 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
Patrick McNeil wrote: Great show guys.... Does anyone else want to throw this fucker down a flight of stairs ? Uh, what? Details, details

Author:	Godfella [ Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:32 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
SomeGuy wrote: Patrick McNeil wrote: Great show guys.... Does anyone else want to throw this fucker down a flight of stairs ? Uh, what? Details, details Caller on B & B?

Author:	SomeGuy [ Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:37 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
Godfella wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Patrick McNeil wrote: Great show guys.... Does anyone else want to throw this fucker down a flight of stairs ? Uh, what? Details, details Caller on B & B? I don't know, that's why I'm asking?

Author:	Bobfromaccounttemps [ Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:37 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
Yes

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Author:	SomeGuy [ Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:47 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
Patrick McNeil wrote: Yes Give some details about what you're going nuts about or don't start the thread. Or do start the thread but at least have the decency to kill yourself afterwards.

Author:	Hatchetman [ Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:54 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
I wonder if he's really from Oak Park. Never heard his voice around town. Yes, I'd like two boxes of strawberries please....

Author:	Hussra [ Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:54 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
Good talk.

Author:	Jaw Breaker [ Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:42 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
I thought Frank was unintentionally funny when he first came on, but now it seems more of a schtick.

Author:	W_Z [ Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:18 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
Hub, thanks for taking my call. There's an old ritual called fersommlinge which features the Fancy Dutch speaking in tongues and filling water buckets while singing John Birmelin. During the days of Salem witches you could hear the future echoes of George and Virginia McCaskey praising and hallowed be thy naming Marc Trestman to head coach the bears into sixteen minus eleven wins, plus an off season that involved his burning at the stake. On the other side of planet earth the marches of samhain were decked out in full, lancing for the next celtic king to come forth and claim the highlands. After hundreds of years following cries of freedom and bad bread that cost the lives of innocent people, how much more do we have to take in this endless cycle of futility that is the Chicago Bears before we return to a good period in history when mustaches were worn by white knucked knights and refrigerators didn't run, they barreled over everything. I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:22 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
Inspired.

Author:	good dolphin [ Fri Feb 06, 2015 9:12 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
Is he related to Oak Park Vandy? Show's how much I listen to the show, I have no idea who the guy is.

Author:	bigfan [ Fri Feb 06, 2015 9:15 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
W_Z wrote: Hub, thanks for taking my call. There's an old ritual called fersommlinge which features the Fancy Dutch speaking in tongues and filling water buckets while singing John Birmelin. During the days of Salem witches you could hear the future echoes of George and Virginia McCaskey praising and hallowed be thy naming Marc Trestman to head coach the bears into sixteen minus eleven wins, plus an off season that involved his burning at the stake. On the other side of planet earth the marches of samhain were decked out in full, lancing for the next celtic king to come forth and claim the highlands. After hundreds of years following cries of freedom and bad bread that cost the lives of innocent people, how much more do we have to take in this endless cycle of futility that is the Chicago Bears before we return to a good period in history when mustaches were worn by white knucked knights and refrigerators didn't run, they barreled over everything. I'll hang up and listen to your answer. THAT GUY! Yes, authorities should be tracing his calls.

Author:	Douchebag [ Fri Feb 06, 2015 9:16 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
Dumb thread.

Author:	sinicalypse [ Fri Feb 06, 2015 9:57 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
Patrick McNeil wrote: Great show guys.... Does anyone else want to throw this fucker down a flight of stairs ? slightly off topic, but growing up i knew a kid who circa age ~10-12 had decided to jump down a flight of stairs while emulating the air jordan "jumpman" pose, complete with the tongue out and everything. he stuck the landing but forgot to sheathe the tongue before sticking said landing, so he landed with such a force that his teeth chomped down on his tongue, leaving it hanging by "a thread" so he claims [big nasty scar across 95% of his tongue ensues] ...so be careful around those flights of stairs, man. especially if you're the most non-jewish jewish person i've ever met like this dude.

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Author:	bigfan [ Fri Feb 06, 2015 9:18 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
Douchebag wrote: Dumb thread. Great wit and insight as usual.

Author:	Douchebag [ Fri Feb 06, 2015 9:20 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
bigfan wrote: Douchebag wrote: Dumb thread. Great wit and insight as usual. I'm just agreeing with your white knight in shining armor, SomeGuy.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:42 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
I am not in Oak Park.

Author:	Chus [ Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:43 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
Frank Coztansa wrote: I am not in Oak Park. How is Patty?

Author:	Don Tiny [ Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:47 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Frank in Oak Park
Chus wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: I am not in Oak Park. How is Patty? I used to sit around on the front porch with Patty O'Furniture ...