My D-bag nomination is for American Family Insurance and the dude with the annoying voice, Matthew Santos. His voice has given me a commercial I turn the dial faster than any of the Kars 4 Kidz ads. The commercial states something about how he's an aspiring singer trying to get on air or something. I hope I never have to hear your crappy crooning voice ever again!

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I honestly don't listen much-Reared On The Score Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:38 am

YES YES YES!

Been meaning to do this for weeks now! hearing this shitty music in the morning is the fucking worst!!!!!!!!! This second commercial's music is even worse than the first...its like a dieing cow!!!!!

I would like him to keep his dreams private!!!!!!!!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

He's better than a dying cow.
He's a local guy too. De Paul or something.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Dont care if he was my neighbor, its complete fucking crap.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Agreed. Awful.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

I am enjoying this new darker bigfan.
You're like the Coen brothers version of bigfan now.
You might get spotted putting Sinic in a wood chipper.



I find myself thinking of that first song from time to time. It is catchy.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

The first one was bad, but you figure OK, it will be done soon....then the second version of the commercial came out and there is no way a sober or not high person thought that was good!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

The first song is like a one hit wonder compared to the second one!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I don't remember if it's the first or second, but I did dig the bass line. His singing is whiny garbage though.

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That can't be possible ...



Oooh, THAT one.

I suspect that if NSJ were raping a large cat while also strangling it, the noises would be considerably more melodic.

You win.

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- Henry George

We joke about all the bad copy one hears in a typical WSCR stop set, but no copy is worse than just sitting back and letting this horse's ass make unearthly noises.

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Hi, I'm Dan Tullis, and I just called -- JOEL CLARK -- one of Select Quote's term life insurance agents.

Buying term life insurance is as easy. Let's say you take antidepressants, or you smoke. All insurance companies are going to price that differently. Now we'll impartially shop all the companies we represent to get you the best rate return possible for you.

-Can you give me an example?

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- Thank you Joel.

Honest to God, (if you believe in that sort of thing) I thought Dan Tullis was made up. Turns out, he was the featured cop on Married With Children. The more you know......

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

He's from Minnesota but went to school here, and has lived here since. Hooked up with Lupe Fiasco to do a few songs, you might remember "Superstar".

I asked him about the commercial songs, the second one in particular, and he said "I apologize on the play frequency of that commercial, I hear it's been rubbing some wrong."

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Are commercials eligible for ToB? If so, these are a lock.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Once would have been too many. I like a lot of sensitive singer-songwriter bullshit, but I have NO PATIENCE for that stupid song.

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Also covered in the "Commercials that make me want to kill" thread. Both very applicable.

Just annoying on every level. Voice like nails on a chalkboard. Second commercial way worse than the first and that is saying something.