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| Author: | the ghost of t-dub [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Commercial- Matthew Santos |
My D-bag nomination is for American Family Insurance and the dude with the annoying voice, Matthew Santos. His voice has given me a commercial I turn the dial faster than any of the Kars 4 Kidz ads. The commercial states something about how he's an aspiring singer trying to get on air or something. I hope I never have to hear your crappy crooning voice ever again! |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
YES YES YES! Been meaning to do this for weeks now! hearing this shitty music in the morning is the fucking worst!!!!!!!!! This second commercial's music is even worse than the first...its like a dieing cow!!!!! I would like him to keep his dreams private!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
He's better than a dying cow. He's a local guy too. De Paul or something. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
Darkside wrote: He's better than a dying cow. He's a local guy too. De Paul or something. Dont care if he was my neighbor, its complete fucking crap. |
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| Author: | Scorehead [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
Agreed. Awful. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
bigfan wrote: Darkside wrote: He's better than a dying cow. He's a local guy too. De Paul or something. Dont care if he was my neighbor, its complete fucking crap. I am enjoying this new darker bigfan. You're like the Coen brothers version of bigfan now. You might get spotted putting Sinic in a wood chipper. I find myself thinking of that first song from time to time. It is catchy. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
The first one was bad, but you figure OK, it will be done soon....then the second version of the commercial came out and there is no way a sober or not high person thought that was good! |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 12:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
Darkside wrote: bigfan wrote: Darkside wrote: He's better than a dying cow. He's a local guy too. De Paul or something. Dont care if he was my neighbor, its complete fucking crap. I am enjoying this new darker bigfan. You're like the Coen brothers version of bigfan now. You might get spotted putting Sinic in a wood chipper. I find myself thinking of that first song from time to time. It is catchy. The first song is like a one hit wonder compared to the second one! |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 12:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
I don't remember if it's the first or second, but I did dig the bass line. His singing is whiny garbage though. |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 12:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 12:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
the ghost of t-dub wrote: a commercial I turn the dial faster than any of the Kars 4 Kidz ads That can't be possible ... the ghost of t-dub wrote: The commercial states something about how he's an aspiring singer trying to get on air or something. Oooh, THAT one. I suspect that if NSJ were raping a large cat while also strangling it, the noises would be considerably more melodic. You win. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 1:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
We joke about all the bad copy one hears in a typical WSCR stop set, but no copy is worse than just sitting back and letting this horse's ass make unearthly noises. |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 5:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
Hi, I'm Dan Tullis, and I just called -- JOEL CLARK -- one of Select Quote's term life insurance agents. Buying term life insurance is as easy. Let's say you take antidepressants, or you smoke. All insurance companies are going to price that differently. Now we'll impartially shop all the companies we represent to get you the best rate return possible for you. -Can you give me an example? Sure. I just got a 40 year old man, on blood pressure medication, a $500,000 policy with a highly rated insurance company. His price? . . . Twenty dollars a month. - Thank you Joel. Honest to God, (if you believe in that sort of thing) I thought Dan Tullis was made up. Turns out, he was the featured cop on Married With Children. The more you know...... 
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| Author: | Chus [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 5:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
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| Author: | spmack [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 6:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
 He's from Minnesota but went to school here, and has lived here since. Hooked up with Lupe Fiasco to do a few songs, you might remember "Superstar". I asked him about the commercial songs, the second one in particular, and he said "I apologize on the play frequency of that commercial, I hear it's been rubbing some wrong." |
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| Author: | Godfella [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 6:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
Are commercials eligible for ToB? If so, these are a lock. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
spmack wrote: :lol: He's from Minnesota but went to school here, and has lived here since. Hooked up with Lupe Fiasco to do a few songs, you might remember "Superstar". I asked him about the commercial songs, the second one in particular, and he said "I apologize on the play frequency of that commercial, I hear it's been rubbing some wrong." Once would have been too many. I like a lot of sensitive singer-songwriter bullshit, but I have NO PATIENCE for that stupid song. |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
Also covered in the "Commercials that make me want to kill" thread. Both very applicable. |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Commercial- Matthew Santos |
Just annoying on every level. Voice like nails on a chalkboard. Second commercial way worse than the first and that is saying something. |
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