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Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: STOMACHE FLU

The stomach flu is easily the worst thing ever. Hit the family hard one year, haven't had the same experience since.

Good luck with the whole puking and shitting thing...

Author:  T-Bone [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:38 pm ]
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Good luck Q. I got the flu Sunday, my Tuesday I had gone through an entire box of Kleenex at work and my nose was completely raw
from sneezing and blowing my nose. Yesterday I developed a bad cough which I am fighting now. Hoping it is gone for good in another
24-36 hours. I never get sick like this.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:41 pm ]
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T-Bone wrote:
Good luck Q. I got the flu Sunday, my Tuesday I had gone through an entire box of Kleenex at work and my nose was completely raw
from sneezing and blowing my nose. Yesterday I developed a bad cough which I am fighting now. Hoping it is gone for good in another
24-36 hours. I never get sick like this.

Wife has been fighting this for a couple day now as well, especially the cough.

Author:  a retard [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:30 pm ]
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Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:11 pm ]
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For some reason, laying on the bathroom floor is the only place that I feel semi-confortable when I have a stomach flu.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:12 pm ]
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Who got flu shots and who didnt?

Author:  Brick [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:14 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Who got flu shots and who didnt?
Stomach flu isn't actually the flu.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:18 pm ]
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What's often called "stomach flu" is gastroenteritis, an infection of the stomach andintestines. The flu, or influenza, is different. It causes sore throats, runny noses, and general aches and pains

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:19 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
For some reason, laying on the bathroom floor is the only place that I feel semi-confortable when I have a stomach flu.
This is also the most comfortable place to eat dinner in a Samoan household.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:20 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
For some reason, laying on the bathroom floor is the only place that I feel semi-confortable when I have a stomach flu.
This is also the most comfortable place to eat dinner in a Samoan household.


:lol: My guy!!!

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:39 pm ]
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I haven't had the flu in a very long time, but the last time it hit me I was rockin a 103 degree fever for a day, 101 for a day on either side of that, shitting and honking constantly, and sweating like good dolphin at his 5th bar exam attempt. It was miserable.
No I won't do flu shots.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:40 pm ]
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So would flu shots even work for this since it's something else entirely?

Author:  Brick [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:42 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
So would flu shots even work for this since it's something else entirely?
Nope.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:43 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
So would flu shots even work for this since it's something else entirely?

No sir Mr. Ivan

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:43 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
So would flu shots even work for this since it's something else entirely?
Nope.


Mother bitch.

Sounds unavoidable.

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:44 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
So would flu shots even work for this since it's something else entirely?

Flu shots are generally just an educated guess at what might be floating around that season as it is.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:44 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Who got flu shots and who didnt?
Stomach flu isn't actually the flu.

Well that's just fucking great :twisted:



:oops:

Author:  Brick [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:45 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
So would flu shots even work for this since it's something else entirely?
Nope.


Mother bitch.

Sounds unavoidable.
St. Louis Bull Man can tell you how to improve your immune system, but his research may have come from The Onion so be sure to fact check.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:46 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
So would flu shots even work for this since it's something else entirely?
Nope.


Mother bitch.

Sounds unavoidable.
St. Louis Bull Man can tell you how to improve your immune system, but his research may have come from The Onion so be sure to fact check.

Probably should just consult a chiropractor.

Author:  Juiced [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:46 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
So would flu shots even work for this since it's something else entirely?


I think you just answered your own question.

If I drive my car off a cliff, will the air bags even work for this, since they where designed for something else entirely?

Author:  Brick [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:46 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Who got flu shots and who didnt?
Stomach flu isn't actually the flu.

Well that's just fucking great :twisted:



:oops:
I had to be corrected too. Basically if you are throwing up you don't have the flu.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:47 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Who got flu shots and who didnt?
Stomach flu isn't actually the flu.
It can be, but back when I took sanitation classes for when I worked in the pizza shop, I was told something like 80% of 'stomach bugs' are caused by food poisoning.

I have never gotten a flu shot, but after being knocked on my ass for the better part of a week in November with a fever that peaked at over 103, I will probably get one next year.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:47 pm ]
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so if I have the flu and eat maggoty roadkill and vomit, I will no longer have the flu?

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:48 pm ]
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Juiced wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
So would flu shots even work for this since it's something else entirely?


I think you just answered your own question.

If I drive my car off a cliff, will the air bags even work for this, since they where designed for something else entirely?


Cool, bud.

Wasn't sure if there was something that fought gastroenteritis in the flu shot.

Author:  Brick [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:48 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Who got flu shots and who didnt?
Stomach flu isn't actually the flu.

Well that's just fucking great :twisted:



:oops:
I had to be corrected too. Basically if you are throwing up you don't have the flu.
Well, most likely.

Sounds like children sometimes can.

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:50 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Juiced wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
So would flu shots even work for this since it's something else entirely?


I think you just answered your own question.

If I drive my car off a cliff, will the air bags even work for this, since they where designed for something else entirely?


Cool, bud.

Wasn't sure if there was something that fought gastroenteritis in the flu shot.

I'm not a doctor, but I can see you don't know shit about doctoring stuff.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:51 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Sounds like children sometimes can.

Alcoholics, too

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:52 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Sounds like children sometimes can.

Alcoholics, too

But only when they don't drink.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:52 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Juiced wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
So would flu shots even work for this since it's something else entirely?


I think you just answered your own question.

If I drive my car off a cliff, will the air bags even work for this, since they where designed for something else entirely?


Cool, bud.

Wasn't sure if there was something that fought gastroenteritis in the flu shot.

I'm not a doctor, but I can see you don't know shit about doctoring stuff.


:lol:

Right on.

I somehow avoided taking chemistry in high school.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 2:52 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Sounds like children sometimes can.

Alcoholics, too

But only when they don't drink.

Right. Like Roy Munson.

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