Fuck you snow.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Welcome back!

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

These weather people piss me off. Yesterday they said just a dusting. Now they're saying maybe 4 inches. What the hell? How can you be that off in less than 24 hours?

I know they all protect themselves by presenting 4 different models. Then my question would be why do we need weather people. If these models are available to everybody just have the news anchor read the models.

This is all RodeoVann's fault.

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MY GUY!!!! Will always have a special place in my heart!

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

You misspelled anus.





Sorry. Bad joke.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

...and don't get me started on why we need traffic updates on TV.

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You know me like that.

Her and Jackie Guerrido anyday.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

They can be the sports people. I don't like her as much as this board does. No boobs and her hip to waist ratio isn't where I like it.

Paula Faris was my type. Especially pre babies Paula Faris. This city will never see her like again.

Here's a young Paula Faris. She dominates Cherryl Scott in my book.

I have Faris and Zee above Cheryl Scott.

You can still watch Faris on weekend Good Morning America. Very enjoyable.

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You know me like that.

If we are sticking to the Chicago area, put Lauren Jiggetts in there too.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

I don't watch Good Morning America. But in her google images, she's lost her fast ball since she left our city. Not a knock. Just life. That being said, I'll still take current Paula over current Cheryl. Paula probably has 10 years on Cheryl. So she should be very proud that I gave her the win.

But 28 year old Paula to 28 year old Cheryl. If Paula is a 10 then Cheryl is a 5. That's how much she wins in their respective primes.
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She still looks very good.

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I find it nice that women have it so hard in life. Well, on second thought, looking at the ones protesting I understand.

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Elections have consequences.

She looks exactly like I would expect a Woman who protests against Hooters to look like. Nice shoes too.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

FOX News Chicago has a new traffic reporter, Jenny Milkowski on their morning news. She is a considerable upgrade over Sondra Solarte, who they used to try and hide behind a cubicle or monitors as she reached maximum density. Feder has a column about Solarte being released and Milkowski's hiring: http://www.robertfeder.com/2015/03/16/n ... y-chicago/

It's too bad they replaced Jon Kelly and Melody Mendez with the incredibly disingenuous Corey McPherrin and creepy Darlene Hill. McPherrin is like bobble head that never stops smirking and Darlene Hill looks like a cartoon (her mouth takes up 2/3 of her head) and her exaggerated expressions and laughing are so fucking phony it's nauseating.

I'm not entirely sure that Jon Kelly isn't a humanoid, but he's not as weaselly as McPherrin and Melody Mendez seems fairly genuine and is pretty damn attractive. They were a likable pairing, which is the complete opposite of how I feel about McPherrin and Hill.

oh fuck you dude. nobody's going to shit on my secret little obsession from my youth; NOBODY'S GONNA SHIT ON INFORMER!

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BIG IRL CIRCLEJERK PARTY DARKO!!!! IMMA KICK YOUR BOOM BOOM DOWN!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

He's talking about the "musician" Snow, Darkside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo

Early 1990s B96 type of music was the best

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

yeah see darko i didnt know you made the same post in the STORMWATCH!!!!! thread and mr. drebin here cracked the snow/informer joke a couple'a hours b4 i did it in the proper thread.

back when i was THE computer guy at my library we hired this one kid bob, and on his first day after showing him around the place and giving him the tour with my boundless sarcasm and drier-than-mitochondrial-eve's-vagina wit he told me "i am going to find out where you went wrong"

suffice to say the place where i went wrong is the same place where i see someone going "fuck you snow" and immediately "informer" starts playing in my head. "these are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the GOOD colleges" - george carlin

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You have a daughter, dont you Scorehead?

that's a bad picture of Scott and Farris

both are more adorable than beautiful or sexy

both would get it

I agree that Farris is not the same woman we had back in her local days. Childbirth wrecks women.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Holy crap I didn't think it was going to snow this much. Well my week is ruined. Fuck me.

Yeah this is pretty brutal. Hopefully it melts by mid week.

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He's talking about somebody else's daughter.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Wrecks em. Damn near killed em.

I don't care for the get it phrase. Laurence uses it.