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Author:  Darkside [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 4:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Snow

Fuck you snow.

Author:  Scorehead [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 5:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Welcome back!

Author:  Beardown [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 5:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

These weather people piss me off. Yesterday they said just a dusting. Now they're saying maybe 4 inches. What the hell? How can you be that off in less than 24 hours?

I know they all protect themselves by presenting 4 different models. Then my question would be why do we need weather people. If these models are available to everybody just have the news anchor read the models.

Author:  donspiracy [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 5:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

This is all RodeoVann's fault.

Author:  bigfan [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 6:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

donspiracy wrote:
This is all RodeoVann's fault.

MY GUY!!!! Will always have a special place in my heart!

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 6:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

bigfan wrote:
donspiracy wrote:
This is all RodeoVann's fault.

MY GUY!!!! Will always have a special place in my heart!

You misspelled anus.





Sorry. Bad joke.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 6:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Beardown wrote:
Then my question would be why do we need weather people.


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...and don't get me started on why we need traffic updates on TV.

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Then my question would be why do we need weather people.


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...and don't get me started on why we need traffic updates on TV.


Her and Jackie Guerrido anyday.

Author:  Beardown [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Then my question would be why do we need weather people.


Image

...and don't get me started on why we need traffic updates on TV.


They can be the sports people. I don't like her as much as this board does. No boobs and her hip to waist ratio isn't where I like it.

Paula Faris was my type. Especially pre babies Paula Faris. This city will never see her like again.

Author:  Beardown [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Here's a young Paula Faris. She dominates Cherryl Scott in my book.

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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:48 pm ]
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I have Faris and Zee above Cheryl Scott.

You can still watch Faris on weekend Good Morning America. Very enjoyable.

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I have Faris and Zee above Cheryl Scott.

You can still watch Faris on weekend Good Morning America. Very enjoyable.


If we are sticking to the Chicago area, put Lauren Jiggetts in there too.

Author:  Beardown [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I have Faris and Zee above Cheryl Scott.

You can still watch Faris on weekend Good Morning America. Very enjoyable.


I don't watch Good Morning America. But in her google images, she's lost her fast ball since she left our city. Not a knock. Just life. That being said, I'll still take current Paula over current Cheryl. Paula probably has 10 years on Cheryl. So she should be very proud that I gave her the win.

But 28 year old Paula to 28 year old Cheryl. If Paula is a 10 then Cheryl is a 5. That's how much she wins in their respective primes.
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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 8:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

She still looks very good.

Author:  pittmike [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 8:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Then my question would be why do we need weather people.


Image

...and don't get me started on why we need traffic updates on TV.



I find it nice that women have it so hard in life. Well, on second thought, looking at the ones protesting I understand.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

pittmike wrote:
I find it nice that women have it so hard in life. Well, on second thought, looking at the ones protesting I understand.


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Author:  pittmike [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Tad Queasy wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I find it nice that women have it so hard in life. Well, on second thought, looking at the ones protesting I understand.


Image


:lol:

Author:  Scorehead [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

pittmike wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I find it nice that women have it so hard in life. Well, on second thought, looking at the ones protesting I understand.


Image


:lol:


She looks exactly like I would expect a Woman who protests against Hooters to look like. Nice shoes too.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
...and don't get me started on why we need traffic updates on TV.


FOX News Chicago has a new traffic reporter, Jenny Milkowski on their morning news. She is a considerable upgrade over Sondra Solarte, who they used to try and hide behind a cubicle or monitors as she reached maximum density. Feder has a column about Solarte being released and Milkowski's hiring: http://www.robertfeder.com/2015/03/16/n ... y-chicago/

It's too bad they replaced Jon Kelly and Melody Mendez with the incredibly disingenuous Corey McPherrin and creepy Darlene Hill. McPherrin is like bobble head that never stops smirking and Darlene Hill looks like a cartoon (her mouth takes up 2/3 of her head) and her exaggerated expressions and laughing are so fucking phony it's nauseating.

I'm not entirely sure that Jon Kelly isn't a humanoid, but he's not as weaselly as McPherrin and Melody Mendez seems fairly genuine and is pretty damn attractive. They were a likable pairing, which is the complete opposite of how I feel about McPherrin and Hill.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Darkside wrote:
Fuck you snow.


oh fuck you dude. nobody's going to shit on my secret little obsession from my youth; NOBODY'S GONNA SHIT ON INFORMER!

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BIG IRL CIRCLEJERK PARTY DARKO!!!! IMMA KICK YOUR BOOM BOOM DOWN!

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

What?

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Darkside wrote:
What?


He's talking about the "musician" Snow, Darkside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo

Early 1990s B96 type of music was the best :roll:

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

yeah see darko i didnt know you made the same post in the STORMWATCH!!!!! thread and mr. drebin here cracked the snow/informer joke a couple'a hours b4 i did it in the proper thread.

back when i was THE computer guy at my library we hired this one kid bob, and on his first day after showing him around the place and giving him the tour with my boundless sarcasm and drier-than-mitochondrial-eve's-vagina wit he told me "i am going to find out where you went wrong"

suffice to say the place where i went wrong is the same place where i see someone going "fuck you snow" and immediately "informer" starts playing in my head. "these are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the GOOD colleges" - george carlin

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Image

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Scorehead wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I find it nice that women have it so hard in life. Well, on second thought, looking at the ones protesting I understand.


Image


:lol:


She looks exactly like I would expect a Woman who protests against Hooters to look like. Nice shoes too.

You have a daughter, dont you Scorehead?

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

that's a bad picture of Scott and Farris

both are more adorable than beautiful or sexy

both would get it

I agree that Farris is not the same woman we had back in her local days. Childbirth wrecks women.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Holy crap I didn't think it was going to snow this much. Well my week is ruined. Fuck me.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

Yeah this is pretty brutal. Hopefully it melts by mid week.

Author:  Chus [ Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

rogers park bryan wrote:
Scorehead wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:

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:lol:


She looks exactly like I would expect a Woman who protests against Hooters to look like. Nice shoes too.

You have a daughter, dont you Scorehead?


He's talking about somebody else's daughter.

Author:  Spaulding [ Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Snow

good dolphin wrote:
that's a bad picture of Scott and Farris

both are more adorable than beautiful or sexy

both would get it

I agree that Farris is not the same woman we had back in her local days. Childbirth wrecks women.


Wrecks em. Damn near killed em.

I don't care for the get it phrase. Laurence uses it.

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