Know what?
Fuck you.
Tell me silence. You gotta be bleeping me.
Guess what, muffin? Men are superior drivers. It's because women cannot see more than 25 feet in front of their vehicles. It's true. It's science.

Are you only allowed to say Fuck once per post?

Know what?
Fuck you.
Tell me silence. You gotta be bleeping me.
Guess what, muffin? Men are superior drivers. It's because women cannot see more than 25 feet in front of their vehicles. It's true. It's science.

Synopsis: In a commercial that seems like it’s been running continuously for the last seven years, a bitingly sarcastic young woman channels Allstate’s baritone-voiced pitchman, Dennis Haysbert, to refute her boyfriend’s contention that men are better drivers than women, based solely on the fact that she, representing less than .000000001% of all female motorists, happened to receive a “safe driving bonus check” from a lousy insurance company that will deny knowing her three times before the cock crows if she ever tries to file a claim.

I never text or answer the phone while driving. I don't want my kids doing it when they get older.

I never text or answer the phone while driving. I don't want my kids doing it when they get older.

Let's not hate St. Vincent.

Why, though? It's a great song. It's like Prince circa Dirty Mind, if Prince could have written a song about Facebook at the time.

Women don't pay attention

Which gender are better drivers is perhaps endlessly debatable. What I can say is that, in my little world, tickets/accidents aside, everyone from 30-67 - male or female - start from the same point when rating them as drivers ... down to 25 if they're married.

That said .... something I came across (gross) years ago was someone purporting that the main difference between the genders' driving prowess was linked, to some degree, to how they viewed driving a vehicle.

Women, generally speaking, tended to view it as a machine that needed to be controlled, something entirely separate from themselves ... e.g., "I have to make this car turn left now".

Men, generally speaking, tended to view the vehicle as a direct extension of themselves, rather than as something separate from themselves ... e.g., "I gotta make a left now".

What was behind those theories I could not say ... might be more of a Psycory sort of question, maybe?

That all said ... fuck Allstate commercials in general ... so many of them originate from an entirely false premise that it's infuriating.

Quite sure the stats would support men in fewer accidents....but in larger accidents.

Quite sure the stats would support men in fewer accidents....but in larger accidents.