Who's got a good gluten joke? I haven't heard one in a while.
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| Author: | bigfan [ Thu May 28, 2015 9:46 am ] |
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Organizing an anti-Islam rally in Phoenix on Friday will feature a Muhammad cartoon-drawing contest. The organizer said he had to do “something” because he does not want Islam spreading in the U.S. Ritzheimer said he would not shoulder any responsibility if the event turned violent. He is urging attendees to be peaceful once again, but the Facebook page for the event warns people to come armed because of a “much anticipated attack.” Just WOW! |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Thu May 28, 2015 9:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Ritzheimer |
I know he's had some voice over work since Cheers went off the air but never figured him for this. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Thu May 28, 2015 10:07 am ] |
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Those who wrote the story at least were smart enough to not give a location for the event, however, it is on FB, so I am sure not to hard to find, |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Thu May 28, 2015 10:16 am ] |
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Funny how shows on TV can make "Jesus" jokes until the cows come home and nobody get's hurt. I know there are radical Catholics,too but I guess they have a better sense of humor?!? |
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| Author: | Rod [ Thu May 28, 2015 11:35 am ] |
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jimmypasta wrote: I know there are radical Catholics,too but I guess they have a better sense of humor?!? Except when you make gluten jokes. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu May 28, 2015 11:47 am ] |
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: jimmypasta wrote: I know there are radical Catholics,too but I guess they have a better sense of humor?!? Except when you make gluten jokes. There's a vaccine for that. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Thu May 28, 2015 11:48 am ] |
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Who's got a good gluten joke? I haven't heard one in a while.
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Thu May 28, 2015 11:49 am ] |
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Don Tiny wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: jimmypasta wrote: I know there are radical Catholics,too but I guess they have a better sense of humor?!? Except when you make gluten jokes. There's a vaccine for that. And a psychiatrist. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Thu May 28, 2015 11:51 am ] |
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Hatchetman wrote: Who's got a good gluten joke? I haven't heard one in a while. Not a joke, but probably true....ask 100 people that dont eat gluten and I would guess 50 dont know what it even is....I know 3 of them |
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| Author: | Rod [ Thu May 28, 2015 11:51 am ] |
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Hatchetman wrote: Who's got a good gluten joke? I haven't heard one in a while. Courtesy of Telegram Sam: http://www.glutenfreesingles.com/ |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Thu May 28, 2015 11:55 am ] |
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Just like the cartoon competition in Texas, it reminds me of those sting operations where they offer fugitives/scofflaws free Super Bowl tickets and then arrest the saps when they show up. I had a feeling the Texas snipers were all set to fire on the inevitable attackers that would appear. |
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| Author: | newper [ Thu May 28, 2015 2:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Ritzheimer |
Hatchetman wrote: Who's got a good gluten joke? I haven't heard one in a while. What do you call rice pasta stuck to the bottom of the pot? -glueten free What do you call someone who puts gluten in your food? -villiain What animal scares Celiacs? -ryenoceros Where do Celiacs never go for Happy Hour? -Bar Lee What is the most popular gluten free cake? -rice cake What do you call your symptoms when you accidently eat gluten? -fluten Why did the Celiac have bad luck? -because he didn’t open his fortune cookie What food do Celiacs crave on Easter? -egg roll What do kids with Celiac Disease say on Halloween? -trick no wheat What is the best trait of a person with Celiac Disease? -dedicated Why did the Celiac kid get sent to the principal’s office? -because he conned Tami and Nate. What do you call a gluten free joke? -corny |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu May 28, 2015 2:07 pm ] |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Thu May 28, 2015 2:08 pm ] |
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bigfan wrote: Hatchetman wrote: Who's got a good gluten joke? I haven't heard one in a while. Not a joke, but probably true....ask 100 people that dont eat gluten and I would guess 50 dont know what it even is....I know 3 of them I think that your estimate is probably low. |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Thu May 28, 2015 4:14 pm ] |
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badrogue17 wrote: I know he's had some voice over work since Cheers went off the air but never figured him for this. This just goes on by without any props? |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Thu May 28, 2015 4:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Ritzheimer |
Peoria Matt wrote: badrogue17 wrote: I know he's had some voice over work since Cheers went off the air but never figured him for this. This just goes on by without any props? Kinda like a parody thread...I at least left it up for others to appreciate. |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Thu May 28, 2015 11:30 pm ] |
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Peoria Matt wrote: badrogue17 wrote: I know he's had some voice over work since Cheers went off the air but never figured him for this. This just goes on by without any props? Speaking of Ratzenberger, I was watching The Empire Strikes Back the other day with the kids, and noticed someone who I thought looked like Ratzenberger as one of Vader's ship commanders. A Google search confirmed he was in the movie, but more interestingly I saw that he was something like 6th all-time in terms of actors whose movies have grossed the most money. He's never the lead, of course, but for this particular list he gets "credit" for Empire, as well as all the voiceovers he's done such as Finding Nemo, Toy Story, etc. I think Samuel Jackson was Number 1 on the list. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri May 29, 2015 8:50 am ] |
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What is between glue 9 and glue 11? Glueten |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri May 29, 2015 8:59 am ] |
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good dolphin wrote: What is between glue 9 and glue 11? Glueten 
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri May 29, 2015 9:13 am ] |
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Hawg Ass wrote: good dolphin wrote: What is between glue 9 and glue 11? Glueten I'm reconfiguring this one on the fly. What holds glue 9 and glue 11 together? Glueten |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri May 29, 2015 9:14 am ] |
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good dolphin wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: good dolphin wrote: What is between glue 9 and glue 11? Glueten I'm reconfiguring this one on the fly. What holds glue 9 and glue 11 together? Glueten 
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