badrogue17 wrote:
Excellent work Darko. Always liked these recaps.
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun May 31, 2015 7:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | DBOTW Poll! Week 2! Now with more Diddly Speaker! |
Ladies and Gentlemen and SomeGuy, it's Sunday, and it's time to vote for some Douchebags. Last week's winner was the entitled, obnoxious, annoying Marlins owner Jeffery Loria for firing a manager and hiring as his replacement someone who has not coached in 30 years, and never above high school level. This turd will be entered into the Douchebag of the Quarter semifinal in a short 12 weeks, where he will compete against one of these nominees for a shot at the Final at the end of the year. I'm excited. I have a boner. Now, onto this week's top nominees! Dennis Hastert: The former speaker of the house was nominated by DannyB for allegedly taking illegal withdrawals from his campaign fund to make payoffs... hush money... apparently for a sexual complaint, seemingly involving a child, possibly a male one, which is creepy as fuck. So illegal withdrawal after an illegal deposit. So to speak. Does this make him a douchebag or just a regular member of our United States Legislature? Your call, CSFMB. Jerry Reinsdorf: Jerry was nominated by good dolphin because he was inclined to fire Thibbs but disinclined to fire considerably more inept manager Robin Ventura. Jerry is being cast as a drama queen who demands conformity from the community he runs. This being completely foreign to the board, we have decided that he must be included in this week's poll. Does Jerry's handling of the team's in game management make him a douchebag? You gotta vote! Jon Ritzheimer: This weird fuck was nominated by Bigfan for organizing an anti-islam rally that will feature a Mohammed drawing contest. These drawing contests always seem to end well, so his warning of a "much anticipated attack" is probably just something intended to drum up attendance. Hey... maybe the Sox could do something like this to get more butts in the seats! Can't be worse than the usual much anticipated attacks we see at and around the Cell, yeah? City of Chicago, CPD, Rahm: These hapless victims were nominated by Scorehead in response to the wave of violence that passed thru the city last weekend. We here at the Douchebag of the Week Home Office aren't exactly sure what Rahm was supposed to do about this... maybe don a vest and a shogun and patrol the streets himself or something, but Scorehead might be on to something because that is a lot of lead flying around the city. Are the CPD and Rahm victims or are they involved in the shennagans? Your call, gang. WTMJ - Milwaukee: Bigfan was having a man weekend in Lake Geneva and he was trying to watch a Hawks playoff game. The local station showed the first 3 periods but halfway into OT they blacked it out. Bigfan may have also been blacked out after 3 periods in a bar and bringing back 8 guys to "watch the stream" in his room. We know how the game turned out, we don't want to know how the room situation turned out. But anyway... is WTMJ a douchebag for blacking out to game? Your call, dude. Remember, your winner will join the rest of the weekly winners to potentially win the Rod R. Blagojovich Douchebag of the Year Award in 51 short weeks! ER MA GERD I'M SER EXCERTED! |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Sun May 31, 2015 7:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Poll! Week 2! Now with more Diddly Speaker! |
Excellent work Darko. Always liked these recaps. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun May 31, 2015 7:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Poll! Week 2! Now with more Diddly Speaker! |
badrogue17 wrote: Excellent work Darko. Always liked these recaps.
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sun May 31, 2015 7:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Poll! Week 2! Now with more Diddly Speaker! |
I can't decide between Dennis Hastert and Jerry Reinsdorf. 
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun May 31, 2015 7:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Poll! Week 2! Now with more Diddly Speaker! |
Curious Hair wrote: I can't decide between Dennis Hastert and Jerry Reinsdorf. Well, one fucks little boys and one fucks grown men. Does this help? |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Sun May 31, 2015 7:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Poll! Week 2! Now with more Diddly Speaker! |
Darkside wrote: Curious Hair wrote: I can't decide between Dennis Hastert and Jerry Reinsdorf. Well, one fucks little boys and one fucks grown men. Does this help?  You sir, are on a roll.
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| Author: | Scorehead [ Sun May 31, 2015 7:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Poll! Week 2! Now with more Diddly Speaker! |
Curious Hair wrote: I can't decide between Dennis Hastert and Jerry Reinsdorf. Hastert should win this in a landslide. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sun May 31, 2015 7:26 pm ] |
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In my heart, I know it has to go to Hastert, but you just hate to see a Jerry Reinsdorf DBOTW go to waste, don't you? |
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| Author: | Scorehead [ Sun May 31, 2015 7:29 pm ] |
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Curious Hair wrote: In my heart, I know it has to go to Hastert, but you just hate to see a Jerry Reinsdorf DBOTW go to waste, don't you? You are confusing me with Biggie. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Sun May 31, 2015 7:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Poll! Week 2! Now with more Diddly Speaker! |
Curious Hair wrote: In my heart, I know it has to go to Hastert, but you just hate to see a Jerry Reinsdorf DBOTW go to waste, don't you? Are we sure the Hastert stuff aren't pernicious myths? |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sun May 31, 2015 8:11 pm ] |
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badrogue17 wrote: Curious Hair wrote: In my heart, I know it has to go to Hastert, but you just hate to see a Jerry Reinsdorf DBOTW go to waste, don't you? Are we sure the Hastert stuff aren't pernicious myths? No, Hastert is just unfortunate, on the wrong side of history, and going to die soon. |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Sun May 31, 2015 8:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Poll! Week 2! Now with more Diddly Speaker! |
That was a tough one but I had to vote for Bastert. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Poll! Week 2! Now with more Diddly Speaker! |
Hmm. 1 vote for the TV station. I wonder who that was.... In other news rapey mcraperton is starting to run away with this one. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Poll! Week 2! Now with more Diddly Speaker! |
I vote for my namesake, Denny, simply because of this hilarious line: "So illegal withdrawal after an illegal deposit." That is sick! |
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| Author: | No Clever Moniker [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Poll! Week 2! Now with more Diddly Speaker! |
This week is a good one, a tough one, and thus a hard one (coach's old pickup line?). And it's a shame to waste a Jerry Reinsdorf DBOTW (maybe he and Bernstein can get brackets named after them) but the vote is to the ol' ball coach. There's something about toeing the party line, allowing a legacy to be created around you, and yet the whole time running a cover for activities that would make you popular in precincts other than those you represent. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Poll! Week 2! Now with more Diddly Speaker! |
This is turning into a landslide. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Poll! Week 2! Now with more Diddly Speaker! |
Pretty funny Darkside. |
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