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The hell is wrong with you people? Do you shit so often that you can't make it thru a stop at Barnes and Noble or Target without needing to drop a bomb? For Christ sake take care of that at home and let me take a leak without having to hear your ass explode.

most dire circumstance was Metra after lamb vindaloo the previous night. when I sat up I realized the seat was sticky with something. ugh!

I have no problem taking a dump anywhere I am at, if you gotta go, ya gotta go.

Hatchetman wrote:

most dire circumstance was Metra after lamb vindaloo the previous night. when I sat up I realized the seat was sticky with something. ugh!

I would leap from the train before taking a shit on Metra.

Hawg Ass wrote:

I have no problem taking a dump anywhere I am at, if you gotta go, ya gotta go.

This doesn't surprise me in the least.

It's a comfort thing for me. I can count on 1 hand the number of times I have taken a shit as an adult and I wasn't at my place or my grandmother's house (Not counting hotels ).

Nas wrote:

It's a comfort thing for me. I can count on 1 hand the number of times I have taken a shit as an adult and I wasn't at my place or my grandmother's house (Not counting hotels ).

Why do you make grandma smell your filth, poor thing.

Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

It's a comfort thing for me. I can count on 1 hand the number of times I have taken a shit as an adult and I wasn't at my place or my grandmother's house (Not counting hotels ).

Why do you make grandma smell your filth, poor thing.

She used to wipe my ass when I was a baby so it was no big deal.

Anyone have an issue with crapping in a changing room? My wife worked at a clothing store back in high school. She said a lady tried on panties and left them in the changing room. They were soiled.

She also caught a lady eating a Jewel Rotisserie Chicken in the crapper.

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Changing Room Crappers stand up for theirs rights and be proud. Its just how they are! They cant help it!

Author:	Keyser Soze [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:31 pm ]
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The hell is wrong with you people? Do you shit so often that you can't make it thru a stop at Barnes and Noble or Target without needing to drop a bomb? For Christ sake take care of that at home and let me take a leak without having to hear your ass explode.

Author:	Hatchetman [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:33 pm ]
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you need more fiber in your diet.

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:34 pm ]
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Before clicking, I considered that you might be in favor of just random shitting in public places.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:36 pm ]
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It's the nuclear option, and I'm glad you've been fortunate enough in your life never to need it.

Author:	Hatchetman [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:38 pm ]
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what if you work at Target and need to take a shit? is that allowed?

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Author:	Hawg Ass [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:39 pm ]
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Keyser Soze wrote: The hell is wrong with you people? Do you shit so often that you can't make it thru a stop at Barnes and Noble or Target without needing to drop a bomb? For Christ sake take care of that at home and let me take a leak without having to hear your ass explode. Can't you hold your pee too?

Author:	Minooka Meatball [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:40 pm ]
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I hate to shit in public, and try to do it at home, but I work a lot on the road, so... The nuclear option as CH put it is Target: consistently the best public bathrooms. Clean and they smell citrusy fresh

Author:	denisdman [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:42 pm ]
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This young man sympathizes with Keyser and understands the nuclear option.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:43 pm ]
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It's deplorable when the public dares utilize the public washroom for one of its intended purposes.

Author:	SpiralStairs [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:43 pm ]
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Worst public bathroom: Maywood Courthouse. I swear they clean the floors with stale piss. Best public bathroom: Daley Center Law Library. Clean and deserted. You could post up in there for a half hour without being bothered by another person.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:44 pm ]
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I once defiled the bathroom of the Gurnee public library. Do you think this is something I wanted to do?

Author:	Nas [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:46 pm ]
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I did it once when I was tricked into eating at a buffet. #NeverAgain

Author:	Hawg Ass [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:47 pm ]
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I have no problem taking a dump anywhere I am at, if you gotta go, ya gotta go.

Author:	denisdman [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:49 pm ]
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I was at Granite City in Schaumburg on Tuesday afternoon. I found it odd that they had a movable carpet underneath the urinals. Now I understand they want to keep people from slipping on fluids, but who the heck wants to clean that carpet? It's not like you can just mop up the mess at night.

Author:	Peoria Matt [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:51 pm ]
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I carry Clorox wipes in my work truck for this very situation. Everything gets wiped down and dried off before sitting down.

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Author:	Hatchetman [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:49 pm ]
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most dire circumstance was Metra after lamb vindaloo the previous night. when I sat up I realized the seat was sticky with something. ugh!

Author:	Hawg Ass [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:50 pm ]
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Always, and I repeat always wipe the seat down.

Author:	Douchebag [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:50 pm ]
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Hatchetman wrote: most dire circumstance was Metra after lamb vindaloo the previous night. when I sat up I realized the seat was sticky with something. ugh! I would leap from the train before taking a shit on Metra.

Author:	Keyser Soze [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:51 pm ]
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Hawg Ass wrote: I have no problem taking a dump anywhere I am at, if you gotta go, ya gotta go. This doesn't surprise me in the least.

Author:	T-Bone [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:53 pm ]
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At work I know of two private bathrooms and those are the ones I frequent. I hate having to use a stall next to someone else who is grunting and making a huge stink.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:53 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote: Hatchetman wrote: most dire circumstance was Metra after lamb vindaloo the previous night. when I sat up I realized the seat was sticky with something. ugh! I would leap from the train before taking a shit on Metra. That might get a bigger turnout than the McNugget coven.

Author:	Hawg Ass [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:54 pm ]
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Keyser Soze wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: I have no problem taking a dump anywhere I am at, if you gotta go, ya gotta go. This doesn't surprise me in the least. Why? Peoria Matt is a very prepared dumper.

Author:	Nas [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:56 pm ]
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It's a comfort thing for me. I can count on 1 hand the number of times I have taken a shit as an adult and I wasn't at my place or my grandmother's house (Not counting hotels ).

Author:	denisdman [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:57 pm ]
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This thread is generating the kind of interest that Ike can only dream of.

Author:	Hawg Ass [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:57 pm ]
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Nas wrote: It's a comfort thing for me. I can count on 1 hand the number of times I have taken a shit as an adult and I wasn't at my place or my grandmother's house (Not counting hotels ). Why do you make grandma smell your filth, poor thing.

Author:	Nas [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:01 pm ]
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Hawg Ass wrote: Nas wrote: It's a comfort thing for me. I can count on 1 hand the number of times I have taken a shit as an adult and I wasn't at my place or my grandmother's house (Not counting hotels ). Why do you make grandma smell your filth, poor thing. She used to wipe my ass when I was a baby so it was no big deal.

Author:	denisdman [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:01 pm ]
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Anyone have an issue with crapping in a changing room? My wife worked at a clothing store back in high school. She said a lady tried on panties and left them in the changing room. They were soiled. She also caught a lady eating a Jewel Rotisserie Chicken in the crapper.

Author:	Hawg Ass [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:05 pm ]
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Nas wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Nas wrote: It's a comfort thing for me. I can count on 1 hand the number of times I have taken a shit as an adult and I wasn't at my place or my grandmother's house (Not counting hotels ). Why do you make grandma smell your filth, poor thing. She used to wipe my ass when I was a baby so it was no big deal. Point!!!

Author:	bigfan [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:07 pm ]
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denisdman wrote: Anyone have an issue with crapping in a changing room? My wife worked at a clothing store back in high school. She said a lady tried on panties and left them in the changing room. They were soiled. She also caught a lady eating a Jewel Rotisserie Chicken in the crapper. Changing Room Crappers stand up for theirs rights and be proud. Its just how they are! They cant help it!

Author:	Hatchetman [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:09 pm ]
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bigfan wrote: [ Changing Room Crappers stand up for theirs rights and be proud. Its just how they are! They cant help it! A Changing Room Crapper was up for an ESPY but they went with the neutered guy instead.