This fucking blows, brah! I remember one time at Cubby Bear back in '04 we were makin fun' of this bitch turning 30, it was like her birthday bash or some shit. She was kinda hot but she was all sad because she was 30 and we heard her sayin' through Tallboys that she didn't have a husband or kids or nothin'. Like, now, my pops tells me, when am I gonna settle down? Like, me? The Stylie? What the fuck, because I turn 30 this week...so what? And I was like, "I ain't changin' for realsies," and some teenage fucknob at Xport goes, "Who says that anymore?" And I go, "I do! Wanna make somethin' of it shithead?" I can still go, bro, don't even try. I can hang with these 20 year old assbags.

So like we know that little pussy Trev Dog is possibly getting engaged to some bitch he met on match.com...I told him, "Better hide yourself from that Ashley Madison shit!" he did not find it funny but I was fuckin' losin' it bro. Match.com. Her name's some stupid bitch name like Amanda or Brenda or something. Some stupid chick name. Fuck all that, bro, I can't settle down. My shit doesn't quit. I know my boys wanna hit up some clubs this week like we used to...the entourage! But fuck I gotta lie about my age or else these 23 year old chicks are gonna think I'm too old or ask "What do you do for a living?" and shit. Boring no-fuck questions, and I don't hear that, for realsies.

where does wayne get his income? is he gainfully employed?

Figuring out who's mult that is would be the first step.

Figuring out who's mult that is would be the first step.

A few times this summer I've been out and some ladies have inquired about my age...when I tell them I'm 36, they don't believe it.

Same here.

Last week down in Tennesse, someone asked me at a golf course if I was over 55 for a senior discount.

You said yes for the discount right?

Same here.

It's been long known who the mult is.

I dunno. I never tried to figure these things out. JORR is one of the few who has any kind of writing skills, so that's my guess.

Do you tell older women you are the "mult hunter"? I'd love to see their reaction.

Figuring out who's mult that is would be the first step.

Always thought it was kind of easy.

Says the guy who has the IP addresses!

D_S

Do you tell older women you are the "mult hunter"? I'd love to see their reaction.

I don't care for these call outs for character development.

Do you ask for Spicoli's back story while watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

You should really see their reaction when he refers to himself simply as "PMH". That really should get a "rise" out of them.

Are you implying that he approaches male bar patrons?

Who is it? Mitch Cumstein?

getting old is tough. i was listening to people talk about how OLD and washed up Reggie wayne is and I was like, yeah that dude is OLD. and someone was like yeah he's 35…. and I was like, what a fossil and then I was like, oh wait, I'm 35. Yesterday was the day I realized that my ability today to become a professional athlete is virtually gone. no more. the "the rookie" moment is probably not happening.