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Author:  Darkside [ Sun Sep 27, 2015 5:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Phil Simms

Bears have the ball 4th and 1 on their 45 or so... Phil Simms says you have to go for it.
THey get in the special teams, in punt formation, and he says he agrees with the decision to punt.
Asshat.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

:lol: I heard that too and thought the same thing.

Author:  Chus [ Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

Why can't Phil pronounce his partner's name? It's Jim, not Jeem.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

Darkside wrote:
Bears have the ball 4th and 1 on their 45 or so... Phil Simms says you have to go for it.
THey get in the special teams, in punt formation, and he says he agrees with the decision to punt.
Asshat.


He's an ex-QB ... he's calling audibles.


Chus wrote:
Why can't Phil pronounce his partner's name? It's Jim, not Jeem.


At least it's not Leary McCarren ...

Author:  bigfan [ Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

Idiot, not Asshat

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

Either Nas or FavreFan voted "No".

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

Hit the mute button and be more worried about the pile of shit on the field

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

I definitely voted "No."

Phil Simms is a legendary Super Bowl Champion with the New York Football Giants. He can be speaking Swahili for all I care. When Phil Simms speaks, his words are irrelevant - all I can think about is how he shredded the hapless Denver Broncos in Super Bowl XXI.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

Simms is by far the dumbest sports broadcaster in the history of sports broadcasting.

What am I taking about? I shouldn't limit it to broadcasters.

Simms is the dumbest person to ever walk the face of the earth.

Author:  bigfan [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

"....6 inches short, nope...I would say about a half a foot!"

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

bigfan wrote:
"....6 inches short, nope...I would say about a half a foot!"


:lol:

He's something else.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

bigfan wrote:
"....6 inches short, nope...I would say about a half a foot!"


:lol:

He's something else.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

"Here's Chicago in case you can't see it on the map"

(Simms circles the spot on the map where it says "Chicago".

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:15 pm ]
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Image

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:22 pm ]
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Image

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:24 pm ]
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Image

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 3:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

I always wonder this about stupid guys like Simms. Do you think he's aware that he's stupid? Does he isolate himself and not hear the noise on the interent? Does he not hear the stupid stuff he says played back for him?

DOES PHIL SIMMS KNOW HE'S STUPID?

I want an answer and I'll probably never get one.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

Speigs basically ready my post today. But pretty much everyone that heard that just about gave themselves a stroke anyway.

Author:  FavreFan [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

Colonel Angus wrote:
Either Nas or FavreFan voted "No".

:?:

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Phil Simms

FavreFan wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
Either Nas or FavreFan voted "No".

:?:

Forget it, he's trolling.

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