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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? You don't like bread? You don't like fresh tomatoes? Something wrong with a nice fresh roast beef or smoked turkey? Is there a reason why you don't like a nice, easy, convenient meal, something you can eat on the go, something you can eat with one hand while driving with the other? Oh. I see. You're too good for sandwiches. You don't like cold food. Because you're a pussy. OK. Tell you what, next time I have a fucking fantastic french roll and some pimento and you're hungry I won't bother to offer you any because you're too good for it. Prick. You don't like sandwiches. What else do you hate? Trees? Oxygen? Why don't you go back to France, Hitler. Oh wait, they serve sandwiches there too you miserable asshole. Don't like sandwiches. Fucking jerk. |
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| Author: | shirtless driver [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
Yes. Yes you can. I fucking love sandwiches. I like fried baloney, smoked turkey, summer sausage. You can keep that olive loaf. That shit is unreal. |
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| Author: | shirtless driver [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:32 pm ] |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
Darko, here's your feminist soulmate. http://www.dailysquat.com/feminist-picn ... ialnetwork |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
Mr. Reason wrote: I would love to share a sandwich with you. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:43 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: I would love to share a sandwich with you. You start at one end and I'll start at the other. Then we can meet in the middle. Leave it to millenials to have a picnic without sandwiches. Safe space, my ass. |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
That chick's pic makes me not want to eat anything for a really long time. 
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| Author: | Godfella [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
"I know you ain't talkin'to me!" 
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:47 pm ] |
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I like Jalapenos and more on my sandwiches. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
I just ate a BLT. |
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| Author: | Godfella [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
Great saingwich bread... 
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
Chus wrote: I just ate a BLT. Chus man was a man, who just ate a BLT! Could not find a cure, would you make one just for me! Chus man came to my door Askin for some Cheese His bacon fried and pure Wont you toast it for me please! |
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| Author: | Score is doomed [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:59 pm ] |
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Mr. Reason wrote: Sounds like Julie and her twitter followers. LOL BRick, why didn't you make the damn sandwiches? It is your fault LOL |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 7:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
Darkside wrote: Chus wrote: I just ate a BLT. Chus man was a man, who just ate a BLT! Could not find a cure, would you make one just for me! Chus man came to my door Askin for some Cheese His bacon fried and pure Wont you toast it for me please! But his mind was so deranged. |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 8:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
Who in the hell doesn't like sandwiches? |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 8:33 pm ] |
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Peoria Matt wrote: Who in the hell doesn't like sandwiches? 
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 8:49 pm ] |
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Furious Styles wrote: Peoria Matt wrote: Who in the hell doesn't like sandwiches? Wow. |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 8:50 pm ] |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 8:58 pm ] |
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| Nice one, Styles. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 9:04 pm ] |
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I feel like I'm missing something here |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 9:09 pm ] |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 9:12 pm ] |
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SpiralStairs wrote: I feel like I'm missing something here A sandwich maybe? |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 9:24 pm ] |
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Mr. Reason wrote: holy shit this is real? at some point youre not feminist, youre just completely dumb |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 9:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
Who started this thread? |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 9:45 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: Who started this thread? The Lakemoor Don |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
SpiralStairs wrote: I feel like I'm missing something here Do you like sandwiches? Yeah? Well then you have nothing to worry about. It's those sandwich hating assholes that I have a beef with. So to speak. They probably wouldn't like a beef. Goddamn it Don't like sandwiches. Whatever ya knob. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
I like sandwiches so much that I frequently will make a sandwich out of food that is served to me in non sandwich form. I like breakfast sandwiches, lunch sandwiches, dinner sandwiches, heros, hogies, subs, grinders, dagwoods, muffalottas, po boys, baguettes, panninis, tortas. I don't really like Bahn Mi. |
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| Author: | hnd [ Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you mean you don't like sandwiches? |
my wife made sandwhiches the other night. instead of bread there was this substance somehow imitating bread made up mostly of cauliflower and zucchini i think. i hated that sandwhich. |
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