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Author:  Darkside [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Screw you! I get plenty of fluids
Relax dick mouth. I get plenty of fluids. Why you always reminding me? You think I'm the first human being without a thirst reflex? Chill the fuck out.

Sure. Most of my fluids are coffee and gin. They're thirst quenchers too. You fuck.

Yeah. Water. There's water in beer. Coffee is mostly water. Gin is... part water. And elderberry. And maybe some hamster but there is water in there. So I flavor most of my water with alcohol. Big deal. Ya twat.

Listen. If all I wanted was water I'd be a cat. Or a fish. Or maybe a catfish. They love water. I don't need it like they do. You can't keep a fish in beer. Well... maybe you can. I've never tried it. maybe I should. Does anyone have any fish they don't like? Like a pet fish. Not a food fish. Well maybe if it was a delicious bass.
Author:  Mr. Reason [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:27 pm ]
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When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey.

When I drink water, I drink water.
Author:  Darkside [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:28 pm ]
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Mr. Reason wrote:
When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey.

When I drink water, I drink water.

When I drink gin.... I also have some vermouth.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:36 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey.

When I drink water, I drink water.

When I drink gin.... I also have some vermouth.

To hide the shame of it, no doubt.
Author:  Mr. Reason [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:37 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey.

When I drink water, I drink water.

When I drink gin.... I also have some vermouth.

While I find the practice incomprehensible, I also realize smart folks sometimes do dumb things. I'm finally OK with it...vermouth on, young fella, vermouth on.
Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:37 pm ]
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all i drink is water

i havent had anything else in 3 weeks

not even alcohol

or weed or anything

sober isnt fun but i am really healthy
Author:  Darkside [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:40 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey.

When I drink water, I drink water.

When I drink gin.... I also have some vermouth.

To hide the shame of it, no doubt.

I have no shame.
Author:  Darkside [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:40 pm ]
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Maybe some shame.
Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Screw you! I get plenty of fluids
Mr. Reason wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey.

When I drink water, I drink water.

When I drink gin.... I also have some vermouth.

While I find the practice incomprehensible, I also realize smart folks sometimes do dumb things. I'm finally OK with it...vermouth on, young fella, vermouth on.


I still see nothing wrong with a splash of it.
Author:  bigfan [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:11 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey.

When I drink water, I drink water.

When I drink gin.... I also have some vermouth.


Do you really?
Author:  a retard [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:18 pm ]
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Author:  Darkside [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:28 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey.

When I drink water, I drink water.

When I drink gin.... I also have some vermouth.


Do you really?

Yes. Or tonic. Why?
Author:  MajorKong [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:35 pm ]
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I don't drink water, fish fuck in it.
Author:  Darkside [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:46 pm ]
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MajorKong wrote:
I don't drink water, fish fuck in it.

That's like... deep. Dude.
Author:  Scooter [ Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:54 pm ]
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MajorKong wrote:
I don't drink water, fish fuck in it.

Sometimes I wish some people could not breathe the air I breathe. But I digress.
Author:  MajorKong [ Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:38 am ]
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Scooter wrote:
MajorKong wrote:
I don't drink water, fish fuck in it.

Sometimes I wish some people could not breathe the air I breathe. But I digress.

They have air for people like you:
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Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Sun Mar 27, 2016 11:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Screw you! I get plenty of fluids
Darkside wrote:
Relax dick mouth. I get plenty of fluids. Why you always reminding me? You think I'm the first human being without a thirst reflex? Chill the fuck out.

Sure. Most of my fluids are coffee and gin. They're thirst quenchers too. You fuck.

Yeah. Water. There's water in beer. Coffee is mostly water. Gin is... part water. And elderberry. And maybe some hamster but there is water in there. So I flavor most of my water with alcohol. Big deal. Ya twat.

Listen. If all I wanted was water I'd be a cat. Or a fish. Or maybe a catfish. They love water. I don't need it like they do. You can't keep a fish in beer. Well... maybe you can. I've never tried it. maybe I should. Does anyone have any fish they don't like? Like a pet fish. Not a food fish. Well maybe if it was a delicious bass.
elderberry gin...sounds intriguing :drunken:
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