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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Kyle Schwarber
It's going to be one of those pity, honorary rings.

You're going to have to earn the next couple.
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
:lol:

They can put it in a plexiglass case on the MRI machine.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
2005

...times consecutively.
Author:  bigfan [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
He is going to be the unoffical mascot.


Image
Author:  donspiracy [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Scot Pollard is on the current season of Survivor.

They keep pubbing him as "NBA Champion". He was on the 2008 Celtics. Played 173 minutes in 22 games. Didn't play a second in the playoffs and may have not even been in the post season roster.

#SchwarBOMB can be billed as anything that happens with this 2016 team.
Author:  bigfan [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Got to love the Schwarbers haters. Wait until he comes back as a complete hitting machine with no thoughts of playing catcher.

Schwarber is Theos guy, outside of Rizzo that is.

Not saying he would never trade him, but he would not even cosnider trading him now for low value players.

Now, at the same time, if I was a GM for a suckass AL team, I would see what I could do to get him, as this will be the low point of buying....and no matter who makes any offers, always remember "the white sox are in on those talks too!"
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
He's got no NL position.

He's done here.
Author:  Nas [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
He's got no NL position.

He's done here.


He can still play LF. The catching thing is likely over with.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Nas wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
He's got no NL position.

He's done here.


He can still play LF. The catching thing is likely over with.


He couldn't run before.

He's done.

He will be a HoF DH in the AL.
Author:  pittmike [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Except for the he is bad at left field.
Author:  Nas [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
This isn't basketball or football. He'll be fine in the outfield. He's still my favorite Cubs player until further notice.
Author:  Mr. Reason [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Nas wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
He's got no NL position.

He's done here.


He can still play LF. The catching thing is likely over with.


He couldn't run before.

He's done.

He will be a HoF DH in the AL.

He could run enough to get fucked up by Fowler.

I knew resigning that unwanted SOB would come back to haunt us.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Mr. Reason wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Nas wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
He's got no NL position.

He's done here.


He can still play LF. The catching thing is likely over with.


He couldn't run before.

He's done.

He will be a HoF DH in the AL.

He could run enough to get fucked up by Fowler.

I knew resigning that unwanted SOB would come back to haunt us.


He's hitting .600.

Racist.
Author:  Mr. Reason [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 11:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Nas wrote:

He can still play LF. The catching thing is likely over with.


He couldn't run before.

He's done.

He will be a HoF DH in the AL.

He could run enough to get fucked up by Fowler.

I knew resigning that unwanted SOB would come back to haunt us.


He's hitting .600.

Racist.

I still have a black and white TV. I thought Fowler was a white dude that spent too much time in the sun, my mistake.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 7:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Peoria Matt wrote:
:lol:

They can put it in a plexiglass case on the MRI machine.
way back!
Author:  Rod [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 7:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Nas wrote:
This isn't basketball or football. He'll be fine in the outfield. He's still my favorite Cubs player until further notice.


You're worse at picking favorite ballplayers than you are at picking presidential candidates.
Author:  good dolphin [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 8:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
bigfan wrote:
Got to love the Schwarbers haters. Wait until he comes back as a complete hitting machine with no thoughts of playing catcher.

Schwarber is Theos guy, outside of Rizzo that is.

Not saying he would never trade him, but he would not even cosnider trading him now for low value players.

Now, at the same time, if I was a GM for a suckass AL team, I would see what I could do to get him, as this will be the low point of buying....and no matter who makes any offers, always remember "the white sox are in on those talks too!"


I know nothing about the Cubs. Cub experts I have listened to have said he was one of the most replaceable players on this team
Author:  Rod [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 8:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
good dolphin wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Got to love the Schwarbers haters. Wait until he comes back as a complete hitting machine with no thoughts of playing catcher.

Schwarber is Theos guy, outside of Rizzo that is.

Not saying he would never trade him, but he would not even cosnider trading him now for low value players.

Now, at the same time, if I was a GM for a suckass AL team, I would see what I could do to get him, as this will be the low point of buying....and no matter who makes any offers, always remember "the white sox are in on those talks too!"


I know nothing about the Cubs. Cub experts I have listened to have said he was one of the most replaceable players on this team


That's how good this Cub team is. They can afford to lose Babe Ruth and laugh it off.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Got to love the Schwarbers haters. Wait until he comes back as a complete hitting machine with no thoughts of playing catcher.

Schwarber is Theos guy, outside of Rizzo that is.

Not saying he would never trade him, but he would not even cosnider trading him now for low value players.

Now, at the same time, if I was a GM for a suckass AL team, I would see what I could do to get him, as this will be the low point of buying....and no matter who makes any offers, always remember "the white sox are in on those talks too!"


I know nothing about the Cubs. Cub experts I have listened to have said he was one of the most replaceable players on this team


That's how good this Cub team is. They can afford to lose Babe Ruth and laugh it off.


We gonna do this?
Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 11:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Got to love the Schwarbers haters. Wait until he comes back as a complete hitting machine with no thoughts of playing catcher.

Schwarber is Theos guy, outside of Rizzo that is.

Not saying he would never trade him, but he would not even cosnider trading him now for low value players.

Now, at the same time, if I was a GM for a suckass AL team, I would see what I could do to get him, as this will be the low point of buying....and no matter who makes any offers, always remember "the white sox are in on those talks too!"


I know nothing about the Cubs. Cub experts I have listened to have said he was one of the most replaceable players on this team


That's how good this Cub team is. They can afford to lose Babe Ruth and laugh it off.

Wasnt babe Ruth supposed to be Bryant?
How many people are you gonna claim we said that about? (Even though no one really ever said that)
Author:  America [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 11:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Darkside wrote:
Wasnt babe Ruth supposed to be Bryant?
How many people are you gonna claim we said that about? (Even though no one really ever said that)

Oh you better believe Schwarber was the one who was specifically referenced on air as "Babe fucking Ruth" by #1 Cubs fan Dan Bernstein.
Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
America wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Wasnt babe Ruth supposed to be Bryant?
How many people are you gonna claim we said that about? (Even though no one really ever said that)

Oh you better believe Schwarber was the one who was specifically referenced on air as "Babe fucking Ruth" by #1 Cubs fan Dan Bernstein.

OK. So no one here and now one with basic respectability said that yet it's being attributed to all Cubs fans?
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Darkside wrote:
America wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Wasnt babe Ruth supposed to be Bryant?
How many people are you gonna claim we said that about? (Even though no one really ever said that)

Oh you better believe Schwarber was the one who was specifically referenced on air as "Babe fucking Ruth" by #1 Cubs fan Dan Bernstein.

OK. So no one here and now one with basic respectability said that yet it's being attributed to all Cubs fans?


Well Chicago Ed had him at .300+, 35+HR, and 100+RBI.

He was here.

I can't speak to his respectability.
Author:  Nas [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Nas wrote:
This isn't basketball or football. He'll be fine in the outfield. He's still my favorite Cubs player until further notice.


You're worse at picking favorite ballplayers than you are at picking presidential candidates.


I pick winners
Author:  good dolphin [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Darkside wrote:
America wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Wasnt babe Ruth supposed to be Bryant?
How many people are you gonna claim we said that about? (Even though no one really ever said that)

Oh you better believe Schwarber was the one who was specifically referenced on air as "Babe fucking Ruth" by #1 Cubs fan Dan Bernstein.

OK. So no one here and now one with basic respectability said that yet it's being attributed to all Cubs fans?


Barry rozner had him 1-2 with Stanton for the home run championship.
Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Doesn't exactly sound like message boarders claiming he's the next babe Ruth.
Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Nas wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Nas wrote:
This isn't basketball or football. He'll be fine in the outfield. He's still my favorite Cubs player until further notice.


You're worse at picking favorite ballplayers than you are at picking presidential candidates.


I pick winners


Image
Author:  good dolphin [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
Darkside wrote:
Doesn't exactly sound like message boarders claiming he's the next babe Ruth.


You gonna make me whip out an elmhurst Steve on you
Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
good dolphin wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Doesn't exactly sound like message boarders claiming he's the next babe Ruth.


You gonna make me whip out an elmhurst Steve on you

Do you have anyone who isn't a media sensationalist or a boob?
Or... are we opening the door for everything dumbassed Hawk or Bernstein or America says to be attributed to Sox fans as a whole?
Author:  Chus [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber
good dolphin wrote:
Darkside wrote:
America wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Wasnt babe Ruth supposed to be Bryant?
How many people are you gonna claim we said that about? (Even though no one really ever said that)

Oh you better believe Schwarber was the one who was specifically referenced on air as "Babe fucking Ruth" by #1 Cubs fan Dan Bernstein.

OK. So no one here and now one with basic respectability said that yet it's being attributed to all Cubs fans?


Barry rozner had him 1-2 with Stanton for the home run championship.


Rozner had Schwarber penciled in for 37 homers.
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