How the fuck did I miss out on this?

My dinner's on fire
While she watches TV
And if you've ever wondered
What it's like to be me
She takes all my money
And leaves me no smokes
Yells at my buddies
And insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can
She's got time for the dog and none for her man
And I'm no dope
But I can't cope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

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Nothing better than when the greatest rock stars cover Hank Williams (Sr. not Jr.) songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp9EC-slTA0

Now you know that I know
That you ain't no good
And you wouldn't
Tell the truth
Even if you could
Lying is a habit
You practice wherever you go
Well, you may fool the rest of this world
But you know that I know
Now you told some of my friends
That you'd turn me down
But I wouldn't take you
If you're the last gal in town
If I had wanted you
I could've got you long ago
Well, you may fool the rest of this world
But you know that I know
So, baby, when you pass me
Don't you give me the run-around
'Cause if you recall correctly
I'm the guy that brought you to town
To some folks you may be
Mrs So-and-So
But don't turn your nose up at me
'Cause you know that I know
The last time I saw you
Your pretty hair was red
But today I see you've got
Black hair on your head
You say you've got you a new man
With plenty of dough
But, baby, you may fool him
But you know that I know
So, baby, when you pass me
Don't you give me the run-around
'Cause if you recall correctly
I'm the man that brought you to town
To some folks you may be
Mrs So-and-So
But, baby, you may fool them
But you know that I know
Yes you may fool the rest of this world
But you know that I know

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

Of course, because Jr. sucks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNmapECj4mw

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Lukenbach, TX

Waylon and Willie

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when life sucks, time to turn to classic country music

Pop a Top, Jim Ed Brown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOlZgr9vwgY

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Not familiar with that one. Never heard it on the Grand ole opry

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest