Jimmy DeCastro claims another. Stick to Alessia Cara.

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Don’t I know it. The Bandit has been grieving since hearing the news on our vacation.

She thought it was an April Fool’s joke.

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You know me like that.

Not Showbiz Shelly! Where am I gonna get my celeb gossip?!? What about Producer Gabe?

According to my wife's research, Producer Gabe is going to remain at the station.

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You know me like that.

Thank god!

Hmm, showbizshelly is a new trier grad and northwestern educated....

You can hear me every morning as the entertainment reporter and co-host for The J Show. At 7:15 every weekday morning, I also take on listeners in a pop culture quiz: The Showbiz Shelly Smackdown.
Growing up in Chicagoland, I would listen to B96 while driving to New Trier High School. Later, I graduated from Northwestern University’s Medill School of Journalism with a degree in broadcasting. It is at Northwestern where I discovered my passion for entertainment news and became head of the Arts and Entertainment Division of Northwestern’s television station. I started as a B96 promotions intern my sophomore year of college and worked my way up to the morning show after interning for Stylz and Roman's night show. With my job, I've had the opportunity to meet loads of celebrities; everyone from Miley Cyrus to Michael Jordan, Kanye West to Jonathan Toews. You may also occasionally see me contributing entertainment scoops on television to ABC’s Windy City Live, CBS, WCIU and more.

And they've been replaced by Drex, one of those 48-year-old gay men who talks like a 19-year-old white girl talking like a 19-year-old black girl. yaaas bitchezzz!

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When I saw the picture of the guy replacing them in Feder's column, I told her it had to be a joke.

"They're replacing them with that guy?"

He makes me look edgy.

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Jimmy "Cement Shoes" DeCastro

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Throw some highlights in your hair, I think you can get the edginess back.

I just told my wife this description.

She is NOT pleased with this news.

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Drex did mornings at Kiss FM through most of the 2000s until he was abruptly replaced for Reasons. I guess it was a big deal when it happened.

I looked him up on youtube and all I found was an Opie & Anthony aircheck from 2006 where they freak out about Phil Rosenthal for 20 minutes and then make fun of how bad and gay Drex is. I don't get it. Even when B96 skewed burrito they still had Eddie & JoBo. This is just Eric and Kathy but the man is Kathy.

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Christ. Now I'm offended at this firing.

I listened to them play "New Rules" 6 times an hour each morning as my wife listened in the kitchen but in those minutes in between they were listenable.

That thing you linked was like security audio on the Red Line.

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He's like a safer Ryan Seacrest. He's Ryan Pondcrest.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Ryan Puddlewake

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Ryan Swamptrough

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JoBo is gay, isn't he?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

Never gets old. I wish Eaglo would check in more often.

That's always been the rumor. I'll confirm with Jason Goff.

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Mrs. Dr. Ken was not impressed with this morning's offering.

Said if she wanted to hear an old white guy talk about his family, she'd listen to me.

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How can anybody with New Trier and Northwestern on their resume afford to do terrestrial radio in 2018.

I am not sure why we need "personalities" on FM radio. I listen to station to hear music not people talking.

If they grew up east of Green Bay Road, Daddy made enough money that they don't have to really do too much until he kicks the bucket.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

My sources say the early returns on this show are not good.

Too much talk of penises and condom inhaling.

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You should send them an aircheck. You might have to go by "Noizewater," you know, to fit in. Your old lady would freak.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I'm only going to play Dua Lipa 3 times per hour.

I'm holding fast to that. Non-negotiable.

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K-Noizewater and Showbiz Spaulding

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Is it true that Goff is doing sports on that show now and has billed himself as J. Giggles ?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.