Sung to the Lyrics of Snoop & Dr. Dre's "Deep Cover"
"Dot Com-mer"
Type that motherfucker Northie, Naa man I can't type that right now Ahh man iv'e been typein' with you fo 3 motherfuckin months, you aint hit the web infron'a me yet.. So what you sayin man? I think you Webi-O, Webi-O, man I aint no motherfucking rat, Well type this motherfucker then, [I can feel it]
Tonight's the night I get some hits, [Yeah] Dot com-mer on the interwebio tip. Killin' flawed ratings if I have to, Typein' all caps too, cause you posters know I'm comin' at you. I guess thats part of the game, But I feel for the poster who thinks he just gonna come and change things With the swiftness, so get it right, with the quickness, And let me handle my business, yous. I'm on a mission and my mission won't stop 'Til I beat the station maxin at the top. I hope you get they're ass before they drop. Kingpin kickin back while his workers envy Rock. Coming up like a fat rat. Big money, big cars, even Jesse Rogers got his back. So it's difficult to find him. But I got the hook up with somebody who knows how to get online with him. Type it like this and like that, Let 'em know that I'll make a big fat ratings splash What is this ppm? so let's rush street it. If you want to handle it tonight we'll discuss it On the Gibson's time, at the Gibson's place, Take Jen-Jen just in case one of my boys recognise my face. Cause he's a sheisty Dave Banker, But I gives a fuck, cause I'm going dot com-mer.
Yeah, check up, you don't need, cause it's 1-2-3,light 'em like X-mas trees Yeah, check up, you don't need, cause it's 1-2-3,light 'em like X-mas trees
Creep with me as I open up a carton, Maniac, lunatic, call 'em Pappy Martin Kickin heads as investors get fleeced And, ingnoring the PC police You already know I gives a kick to the head So why would stop I Fritzie about Jewish Rye Bread? Plot, yeah, that's what we's about to do Take your ass on a mission with the meshuganas in blue Dave, (whatup, Pappy) yo I got the feelin Tonight's the night like Connie Francis, and I'm chillin Killin, feelin, no remorse, yeah So lets go straight to the motherfuckin' source And see what we can find Crooked ass COO's that be gettin investors over a gang of times And now they wanna make a deal with me Scoop me up and put me on Comcast and chill with me And make my pockets danker They want me to go on 6 to 9, so whassup Banker? What you wanna do? (What you wanna do?) I got the gall, an ego, Jigs and Jen-Jen too so if you wanna blast, Pappy we can buck 'em If we stick 'em then we stuck 'em so fuck 'em!"
Yeah, check up, you don't need, cause it's 1-2-3,light 'em like X-mas trees Yeah, check up, you don't need, cause it's 1-2-3,light 'em like X-mas trees
Six o' five was the time on the clock, When Jen told me the Edens was a parking lot. The scene looked strange and it felt like it was poorly set up Better not be, cause if it is, Comcast is getting lit up. Oh here they come from the back in they Affliction Tees. I'm checkin for the mic they pack, so whats up cool breeze? Chill, lets watch them misread a quote, if it aint up to what you feel then grab your remote. Right, so, what you investigators gonna come at me with? Hope you ain't wantin' none of my grip. Cause you can save that shit. Guess what they told me? 'We give you and Bee a plea if you snitch on your homey, We won't take your home, and make your life bust, Oh yeah, but you got to sell soap for us." Hmmm, let me think about it Turned my back and reached out my hand and guess what I told him before I shook it: 'If you don't quit, yeah, if you don't stop, yeah, I'm lettin' my mouth pop' cause it's 1-2-3,light 'em like X-mas trees
Yeah, check up, you don't need, cause it's 1-2-3,light 'em like X-mas trees Yeah, check up, you don't need, cause it's 1-2-3,light 'em like X-mas trees...
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