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| Author: | Scorehead [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Sinead O'Connor wants a sex starved Man who likes anal |
Discuss amongst yourselves... TVShark.com 8-31-11 Sinead O'Connor Wants 'Sweet Sex-Starved Man' For 'Peak Of Sexual Prime' Irish singer Sinead O'Connor is looking for a man to jumpstart the romance in her life. In a recent post titled 'Is Sinead about to hump her truck?' on her personal website, O'Connor sounds more like a teen boy from 'American Pie' than herself. "My sh-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners." "Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it's VERY depressing." "I am in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man," she continues. "He must be no younger than 44. Must not be named Brian or Nigel and blind enough to think I'm gorgeous." "Let me make it very clear, any man I contemplate has to be into anal sex. Yes, I 'do anal' and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if 'doing anal' wasn't on the menu, amongst everything else." "So if u don't like 'the difficult brown', don't apply." After comments from users, O'Connor lifted her ban on Brians and Nigels and added lesbians would "also be very much considered." The Irish singer, known for having a shaved head and her 1990 cover of Prince's 'Nothing Compares 2 U', surprised fans with her fuller figure, glasses and longer hair earlier this month. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:37 am ] |
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Someone should tell her about this place. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:51 am ] |
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HOVA wrote: I took a leap and it seems like it was the right decision.
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:52 am ] |
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Sinead O'Connor wrote: Yes, I "do anal" and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if 'doing anal' wasn't on the menu, amongst everything else." So if u don't like "the difficult brown", don't apply. Well, fuck that shit. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:56 am ] |
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take your pick of these two: 
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:00 am ] |
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Laurence Holmes wrote: BAAAAAABY!
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| Author: | cpguy [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:05 am ] |
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sinicalypse wrote: take your pick of these two: Who the hell is that on the left?? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:34 am ] |
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 No. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:44 am ] |
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My brain is now broken. That's no small task. I don't even have the words. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:52 am ] |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:04 am ] |
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Shannon Hamilton: That's it. You're dead, mallrat! I'm gonna fuck you up beyond repair! Brodie: Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place. Gil Hicks: What... like the back of a Volkswagen? |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:06 am ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: Shannon Hamilton: That's it. You're dead, mallrat! I'm gonna fuck you up beyond repair! Brodie: Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place. Gil Hicks: What... like the back of a Volkswagen? 
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:16 am ] |
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RFDC wrote: HOVA wrote: I took a leap and it seems like it was the right decision.
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:16 pm ] |
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My lowest offer would be $500,000 |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:45 pm ] |
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Someone should tell her about this place. Once again joe, i laughed a ton at one of your posts. |
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| Author: | Free Ajent [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:50 pm ] |
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Eaglo Jeff wrote: My lowest offer would be $500,000 You would let her perform anal for $500k? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:55 pm ] |
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Eaglo Jeff wrote: My lowest offer would be 3 gas station pizza slices and a large soda fixed 
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:00 pm ] |
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Free Ajent wrote: Eaglo Jeff wrote: My lowest offer would be $500,000 You would let her perform anal for $500k? With my current situation, I'd consider it. Plus, then I'd be able to post in the "Brag about something nobody...."......wait, what?
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:03 pm ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: Eaglo Jeff wrote: My lowest offer would be 3 gas station pizza slices and a large soda Java Monster Irish Blend fixed fixed |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:21 pm ] |
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I don't know .... since you really wouldn't be into it (well, ..... you get the point), you could talk music or politics with her while she's frigging herself up front ... and if you happen to blow a bagfull into her bunghole, ..... well, I suspect that there's a number of worse ways to spend a Wednesday afternoon. |
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| Author: | Free Ajent [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:27 pm ] |
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Don Tiny wrote: I don't know .... since you really wouldn't be into it (well, ..... you get the point), you could talk music or politics with her while she's frigging herself up front ... and if you happen to blow a bagfull into her bunghole, ..... well, I suspect that there's a number of worse ways to spend a Wednesday afternoon. Or a Friday night |
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| Author: | Scorehead [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:16 pm ] |
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Q.Bovifs wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Someone should tell her about this place. Uh, how 'bout. . NO!   Let's just put it sweetly and say that things have changed wit the pretty young lass over the years: Somehow, Sinead O'Connor has turned into Terry Hemmert. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:24 pm ] |
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I'd rip her ass like she ripped up the Pope's picture. |
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| Author: | shirtless driver [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:29 pm ] |
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Sweet Jesus, WTF happened to her. She used to be absolutely gorgeous.
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:30 pm ] |
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Have a thing for bald chicks, do ya fellah? |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:32 pm ] |
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shirtless driver wrote: She used to be absolutely gorgeous.
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:33 pm ] |
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shirtless driver wrote: Sweet Jesus, WTF happened to her. She used to be absolutely gorgeous.I think we're going to have to have a sit-down regarding the definition of 'gorgeous' .... |
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| Author: | Scorehead [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:39 pm ] |
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shirtless driver wrote: Sweet Jesus, WTF happened to her. She used to be absolutely gorgeous.You need to raise the bar a little bit. She was never "gorgeous" |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:59 am ] |
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I am firmly with shirtless driver on this. Sinead O'Connor was a stunningly beautiful woman in the late '80's - early '90's. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:08 am ] |
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Telegram Sam wrote: I am firmly with shirtless driver on this. Sinead O'Connor was a stunningly beautiful woman in the late '80's - early '90's. Ill say that I always thought if she grew her hair out (wtihout gaining 100 lbs) she'd be hot |
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