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Author:  Telegram Sam [ Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:10 pm ]
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That you've never bothered to correct when you sing in the car, out of habit or you like your version better.

I'll soon be with you, my love,
To give you my dong surprise.

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:16 pm ]
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Scuse me while I kiss this guy!

Author:  Chus [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 12:23 am ]
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Hold me closer, Tony Danza.

Author:  W_Z [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:33 am ]
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There's a bathroom on the right.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 7:16 am ]
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Chus wrote:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.


The song makes a lot more sense like this, knowing Elton John's platitudes on the subject of male bonding.

Author:  Rod [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:14 am ]
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I think Sam was looking for lyrics we have personally misheard rather than these famous ones. I can think of a couple of my own.

In the Michael Jackson song "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" I always thought it was "Keep on 'til the cows come home". My wife and one of her friends ridiculed me while explaining it was actually, "Keep on with the force, don't stop". What the fuck does that mean? I like my lyric better.

Also, when my friends and I were young burnouts getting high in Evanston basements we all thought the lyric was "Fairy wears boots dancing with a bra". I was picturing a true cross-dressing fairy. Only years later did I realize the fairy was actually dancing with a dwarf.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:24 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I think Sam was looking for lyrics we have personally misheard rather than these famous ones. I can think of a couple of my own.

In the Michael Jackson song "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" I always thought it was "Keep on 'til the cows come home". My wife and one of her friends ridiculed me while explaining it was actually, "Keep on with the force, don't stop". What the fuck does that mean? I like my lyric better.

Also, when my friends and I were young burnouts getting high in Evanston basements we all thought the lyric was "Fairy wears boots dancing with a bra". I was picturing a true cross-dressing fairy. Only years later did I realize the fairy was actually dancing with a dwarf.


I'm also thinking of ridiculing you.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:26 am ]
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To make JORR happy, I'll post something I've personally misheard.

I swore in the song Elderly Woman Behind The Counter in A Small Town from Pearl Jam that Eddie says, "I swear I recognize your breasts". And if you think of it, I think it makes sense, or I just have looked at boobs too much in my lifetime.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:49 am ]
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wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night

Number one with a bullet.

Author:  W_Z [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:18 am ]
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big old jed had a light on.

Author:  Beebo [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:29 am ]
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Just like a one-legged dog...
(more Stevie Nicks slurred singing ensues)

Author:  Curious Hair [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:35 am ]
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I thought it was "one-winged duck."

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:40 am ]
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Music, sweet music
I wish I could caress, caress, caress
Manic Depression's a pull straight and miss...

Author:  Rod [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:41 am ]
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W_Z wrote:
big old jed had a light on.


I used to think that was "We go together to the lighthouse". Pretty dumb considering the song is called "Jet Airliner".

Author:  Rod [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:44 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
I thought it was "one-winged duck."


I always knew that was "white-winged dove", but when I was a boy my grandfather used to regale me with tales of Big Jim Colosimo running the White Wing Union. I developed an alternate set of lyrics for the song about sweeping up horseshit with the chorus, "Just like the White Wing does".

Author:  MajorKong [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:44 pm ]
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Money for nothin' and your chickens for free.

Author:  a retard [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 7:11 pm ]
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In Billy Jean for some reason it sounds like "chair" to me, not kid.

"the chair is not my son."

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

Author:  Rod [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:24 pm ]
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a retard wrote:
In Billy Jean for some reason it sounds like "chair" to me, not kid.

"the chair is not my son."

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son


I always thought the kid's name was Chad. "But the Chad is not my son."

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:24 pm ]
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I still don't know what the hell Sam Cooke means by 'Chicken Slacks' in Twistin' the Night Away.

Author:  Rod [ Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:32 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
I still don't know what the hell Sam Cooke means by 'Chicken Slacks' in Twistin' the Night Away.


:lol: I used to think those were a kind of pants they wore in the 50s.

Author:  America [ Sun Mar 20, 2016 1:53 pm ]
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Is it split up on a dark sad night or split up on the docks that night?

Author:  Curious Hair [ Sun Mar 20, 2016 1:59 pm ]
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http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/t ... blue.shtml

This song is a treasure trove of misheard lyrics, and most of these were mistakes I made! It's not "Papa's banquet wasn't big enough" or "Timmy, don't I know your name"? Wow. Next time we describe a comeback album as "so-and-so's Blood on the Tracks," it should mean "I don't know what the fuck the singer is saying."

Author:  Regular Reader [ Sun Mar 20, 2016 2:04 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
I thought it was "one-winged duck."


:lol: :lol: :lol: We must have been listening the same radio station yesterday afternoon. I laughed driving all the way to the store thinking that I never have had any idea of what the lyrics actually are.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sun Mar 20, 2016 4:10 pm ]
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My kid and her friend are currently in a heated argument over whether its, "if we could turn back time to the gold ol' days" or its "if we could turn back time to the good dope days". In either case, I've decided to run away from my house.

Author:  America [ Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:48 pm ]
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I'll never leave your pizza burning.

Also from Duel of the Fates, John Williams' soundtrack for a Phantom Menace, the choir clearly says "CORN ON THE COB, CORN ON THE KABOB"

Author:  America [ Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:50 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/tangledupinblue.shtml

This song is a treasure trove of misheard lyrics, and most of these were mistakes I made! It's not "Papa's banquet wasn't big enough" or "Timmy, don't I know your name"? Wow. Next time we describe a comeback album as "so-and-so's Blood on the Tracks," it should mean "I don't know what the fuck the singer is saying."

That link doesn't even make clear what the actual docks at night/dark sad night lyric is.

Author:  MajorKong [ Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:50 pm ]
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Sittin' on a taco today...

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Mar 22, 2016 1:24 pm ]
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America wrote:
I'll never leave your pizza burning.

Also from Duel of the Fates, John Williams' soundtrack for a Phantom Menace, the choir clearly says "CORN ON THE COB, CORN ON THE KABOB"

:lol: :lol: :lol: Never noticed that before, but now I'm going to think that when I hear it.

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Mar 22, 2016 1:27 pm ]
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"Ground Control to Major Tom, your son is dead, there's something wrong...can you hear me Major Tom...can you hear me Major Tom?"

Author:  Dave In Champaign [ Thu Mar 24, 2016 9:16 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/tangledupinblue.shtml

This song is a treasure trove of misheard lyrics, and most of these were mistakes I made! It's not "Papa's banquet wasn't big enough" or "Timmy, don't I know your name"? Wow. Next time we describe a comeback album as "so-and-so's Blood on the Tracks," it should mean "I don't know what the fuck the singer is saying."


I was a "Papa's banquet wasn't big enough" guy until literally 10 seconds ago when I read this post.

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