Shut the fuck up you little pussy and take it like a man for a change.
Every time something does not go your way you cry like a little girl whose bunny has died.
Just remember you are part of history,the first in a long line of weak willed jackasses I will destroy and throw by the wayside till I own this hellhole.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

(Cue up my music to interrupt Chas' promo)

Listen up here and listen good you sad sack of crap. You know as well as I do that you lost that match. You were counted out. You never got back in that ring and you damn well know it. Got nothing to do with whining. It's always like that with you. Go back and revise history to try and be the victim. Try and be the good guy. We all see through your crap. Quit parading around like you accomplished something. You accomplished having one of your former compatriots make a questionable call. Congratu-fucking-lations.

You know... I tried to talk reasonable to you when you decided that you wanted to live this little fairy tale. Have a good match with the newbie instead of making you feel the pain that you so richly deserve. That ends now. Enough with the respect. Enough with the congeniality. Enough with taking it easy on a soft target. You said I “live in the world of the way I want things to be"?? Ok. Fine. Here's what I want. What I want is your ass on a stretcher. Where I should have put it when I had the chance. I never should have LET you have the opportunity convince your buddy Reents that you had beaten the count out. Because instead of having a real match and trying for a clean pin.....what I SHOULD HAVE done is finished you off after I almost broke your back on the stairs over there.

(pointing to the steel steps) Yeah... those stairs. You see those.. do ya? Remember those? Remember how that felt when you slammed into those? Yeah? Felt pretty bad didn't it rookie? Well let me tell you something you steaming pile of shit. That feeling doesn't even begin to describe what I'm going to do to you the next time I get my hands on you. Having your back slammed over those stairs is gonna feel like fucking Club Med compared to what you have coming. Instead of having your thoughts spoon fed to you by Rush you're gonna be drinking that horse shit through a fucking STRAW!

So take your broken spellchecker, take your Chinese made knock off ring gear, and take your supposed "victory" and pack it all in as small a package as you can. Cause I’m gonna shove it right up your ass.

SHUT! UP! Shut up! I’m not done with you yet. Here. I’ve even got a little present for ya. (grabs something from mat in the corner) You see this? You like fake things. Here’s a handicapped parking placard courtesy of the UCLA Campus police. My gift to you. And don’t even think about trying to sell it. Trust me. You’re gonna want to hang on to that thing.

Cause when I get done with you, you’re gonna need it.

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I never followed the pro wrestling stuff. Still, these bouts have been quite entertaining. Some funny scripted stuff in here.

Ummm... So not his buddy McNown. Kind of hoping you put him away for good. Please don't besmirch your InterContinental champion with such nonsense again. Thank you.

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(Non kayfabe). Dammit. Sorry. I was writing that offline. Messed up who the ref was. Promo edited.

Just giving you grief - all good

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As Peeps is ignoring my PM. I guess I have to ask him here:
" s there going to be another event so I can do my retaliation Promo"
Thank You
That is all

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Yep. Here's your microphone

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Well well well nice one McNown
As usual you lose and you cry. Typical,Unemployment,not my fault,it was the last guys.
Economy in the tank,not my fault it is someone elses fault. Dead ambassador,someone else is to blame.
Guess what I won fair and square. Even after you tried to cheat and use dirty tricks. I played it by not cheating like you and guess what I won. Bush's fault,refs fault ,it is always someone else but you and those like you.
I will tell you this ,you had some nice moves and gave me a few good shots. Where did you learn your craft? Power Plant? OVW? Nah,I know where .The Eastland school for girls with the toughest coach besides Sal Bandini. Mrs Garrett. Who was your sparring partner,Blair or Natalie?
You took my challenge. You then got beat one ,two three and still you whine and cry. Let me clue you in. I am not like the Senate,I get things done. I should not even be dealing with you as I crushed you . I am in a good mood and will give you a rematch. Don't get all excited,there is a catch. I demand a stipulation. You have to agree and because I feel really good I will tell you what it is. The most brutal and demanding man-on-man match there is. Cage,please unless the bas are blue I scoff at it. Falls count anywhere?The only place I fall is into bed with starlets. No I demand the ultimate match: Last Man Standing. This way you can not cry about the ref. You can not say I cheated. I will prove yet again that I ,through doing the right thing,am the better wrestler. I proved it and will do it again. I do what I say and I say what I do,win.
So here it is we are here at the fiscal cliff time to put up or shut up or you can always do what the guy at 1600 Penn does,run away and shift the blame to others instead of standing in there like a man.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

this promo is, in a word, latent.

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2 weeks and no response from Baby McNown. So I guess I need to find another victim to brutalize.. So sorry Bill but"Whose Next!

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"