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Bob Loblaw
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Sorry Chas, but number 16 has to go...


Well, this list certainly can't go wrong ... can it?

If you've been visiting this here humble web site, or blog, or whatever the hell you want to call it, for long enough you know we're marks for countdown style lists. WWE.com routinely breaks them out for every topic under the sun and the crew at the company website hit another home run with this.

The 25 hottest bodies in WWE history, not to be confused with the 50 most beautiful people in WWE history.

I encourage you to go check out the list with detailed reasoning for each selection by clicking here. We'll simply present it here without comment:

25. Candice Michelle
24. Michelle McCool
23. Kerry Von Erich
22. Sunny
21. Lex Luger
20. Layla
19. David Otunga
18. Lita
17. Triple H
16. Christy Hemme
15. Batista
14. Torrie Wilson
13. Ultimate Warrior
12. Eve Torres
11. The Rock
10. Kelly Kelly
9. Randy Orton
8. John Morrison
7. Maryse
6. Rick Rude
5. The Bella Twins
4. Dolph Ziggler
3. Stacy Keibler
2. John Cena
1. Trish Stratus

Okay, I can't help but comment. Rick Rude should have been the top male on the list, in this writer's humble opinion, and it's quite shocking that Sable didn't make the list, especially considering the fact that she's Brock Lesnar's current wife.

Or maybe that's why she didn't make it.

Thoughts from all you scholars out there?

http://www.wwe.com/classics/classic-lis ... we-history

http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2013/7 ... in-history

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Where's The Masterpiece?


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:lol: :lol:
that's still in my top 3 favorite gifs of all time. I seriously want to know how that guy turned out.

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:lol: :lol: Who is that?

That hurts me just watching it

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:lol: :lol: Who is that?

That hurts me just watching it


A dead guy?

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Wait, how come you don't like Christy, Bob?


1) Top 25 in history. They're deep enough they don't need a TNA employee in there.
2) She's not that hot imo. That's even with a professional make up artist. Would look nasty without makeup.
3) Weird tit job. Doesn't work for her.
4) Has a Bob Ryder-esque forehead.

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Wait, how come you don't like Christy, Bob?


1) Top 25 in history. They're deep enough they don't need a TNA employee in there.
2) She's not that hot imo. That's even with a professional make up artist. Would look nasty without makeup.
3) Weird tit job. Doesn't work for her.
4) Has a Bob Ryder-esque forehead.


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Sunny being 22nd is a travesty.

She was the cat's meow.

Agree about Rude deserving the #2 spot.

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Sunny being 22 is bad. Rude being lower than Cena and Dolph is bad. And any list with Otunga on it is a bad bad list. And where in the hell is Missy Hyatt? She deserved to be on there somewhere.

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List fail s Kimberly Page is not on it.

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List fail s Kimberly Page is not on it.


Was she ever in WWE?

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Sunny being 22 is bad. Rude being lower than Cena and Dolph is bad. And any list with Otunga on it is a bad bad list. And where in the hell is Missy Hyatt? She deserved to be on there somewhere.


Otunga has a terrific body. #nohomo

I think Hulk Hogan has to be on that list. He wasn't ripped and all chisled like this list, but he was one of the first that was pretty damn defined. And tan.

Otunga's body is not the issue, he just was not and is not a big enough part of the company to warrant a spot on the list.

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I'm surprised Michelle McCool is on there.

Now personally, since I like them thin, and I have it bad for hot blondes, Michelle REALLY did it for me.

But I was under the impression that she was too skinny and too flat for most people. No?

And I still don't see much of a difference between Michelle and Sara. Michelle maybe had a slightly better face, but that could just be the WWE make up artists helping her out. Sara probably could've looked that good too.

Anyways, for those looking to replace someone on the list, I would suspect that Michell would be your target.


Taker definitely has a type. I'd love to see him fit Michelle on his throat. If you'll pardon the expression.

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List fail s Kimberly Page is not on it.


Was she ever in WWE?


WCW owned 100% by the E

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List fail s Kimberly Page is not on it.


Was she ever in WWE?


WCW owned 100% by the E


You don't say.

Everyone on the list has been active in WWE at some point.

Kim wasn't.

That's why she wasn't on the list.

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Doesn't Miss Elizabeth kind of have to be on that list? She was like everybody's first.


Yeah. Can't believe she isn't on there.

Must be the fact that she's dead.

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A lot of good calls in there. I forgot Maria and Missy Hyatt. Sunny has to be top 1-5. I figured no Hogan since he's Hogan, but that doesn't explain why Hemme is in there. I could see putting Don Muraco and Billy Graham in there. Eve Torres, Bellas, McCool, and Layla are all great, but easy enough to replace. I always thought Candace was terrible too. I also wondered why no Liz. Maybe because we never actually saw her body other than that SummerFest thing.

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The fact that they included guys on this list make it the gayest thing the WWE has done since... I guess whatever they did on the last show.
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Wait, how come you don't like Christy, Bob?


1) Top 25 in history. They're deep enough they don't need a TNA employee in there.
2) She's not that hot imo. That's even with a professional make up artist. Would look nasty without makeup.
3) Weird tit job. Doesn't work for her.
4) Has a Bob Ryder-esque forehead.


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Did any of you used to go to that 1Wrestling I think it was? I think it had something to do with Ryder. Maybe some Dave Scherrer guy too or something like that. That was probably the first wrestling forums message board kind of thingies I ever encountered.


1wrestling was one of the first legit wrestling sites out there. Bill Apter, Ryder, Sherer. Dave Sherer now runs PWInsider with Mike Johnson. Bill still owns 1wrestling. I think Ryder is the travel agent for tna.

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other than AJ, the Kat, and Liz (but not in WCW), possibly the only natural set in wwf/e history. Lelani Kai and Wendi Richter don't count.

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Cm Punk done effed up.


Jackref's gain.

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Cm Punk done effed up.


Jackref's gain.


Jackref is with Maria? Or the Glamazon?


I dont' even know whats going on around here anymore. wtf

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I don't either.

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Me neither. I just hope it's not Gamazon.

#GetBetterSoonjackref


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